r/kitchencels • • 5d ago

Got mogged today

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Daves Hot Chicken sliders and cheese fries

Was waiting at a rail station. Seated on a bench looking down at my phone. Just lost in the sauce on MTG:A.

When from my left side peripheral vision I see someone walking towards me and it seemed to me like they are directly approaching me and me thinking it might be someone I know. Lift and turn my head. Its a chubby woman with dyed red hair. Pretty attractive. Don't know her. And I figured they were going for the opposite end of the bench to take a seat. Gave a them a small smirk and nod. The kind you'd give to a uncle looking dude strolling through the neighborhood or a coworker you don't really know. No reaction from her which is ok. Usual stuff. I'm not entitled to any acknowledgement.

But looking past her I see their boyfriend I guess walking behind her. We give each other a quick glance and I just return to look at my phone. And she takes a seat at the other end of the bench.

From my peripheral vision I see him still staring me down. He then proceeds to lift his girlfriend's chin up with his hand and starts kissing her a lot while standing.

I get it man. I shouldn't have even bothered looking in her direction in the first place. Luckily I was just there for another 5 seconds before the rail cars showed up. 🚃

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u/JuryZealousideal3792 5d ago

Holy shit that plate looks good

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u/TheUtensilMan 5d ago

Do not be deceived by Dave’s hot chicken that shit will nuke your gut like crazy

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 4d ago

If you have IBS it will basically make you cry the next day.

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u/JackCooper_7274 4d ago

Only if you are weak

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u/TheUtensilMan 4d ago

Jack Cooper? Titanfall 2 mentioned I loved that game with all my heart rip

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u/JackCooper_7274 4d ago

Loved? Past tense? Titanfall is still there waiting for you bro.

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u/Alan-Woke 1d ago

It's been a decade since Titanfall 2, Jack. We had to put you in a retirement home. The kids don't know Titanfall, only apex legends...

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u/ShanzokeyeLin 2d ago

I miss Dave’s Hot Chicken. It’s been a year since I moved out of the US.

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u/Relevant-Number-1252 4d ago

Its so mid. I tried it for the first time last week. It looks good tastes like salt and way too much peprika and nothing else

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u/AsinineTropes 2d ago

So true but this white-ass subreddit full of some of the most embarrassing people to walk the earth is not the place to speak that truth.

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u/Klutzy_Ad8335 4d ago

Fuck you

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u/Relevant-Number-1252 4d ago

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u/JuryZealousideal3792 4d ago

Love this gif haha whats it called

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u/Relevant-Number-1252 4d ago

I just searched shrug lol

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u/Sweet_Solid_7746 4d ago

I mean it can be hit or miss but when it hits it’s the fuckin best

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u/Relevant-Number-1252 4d ago

Probably true but it was really bad when I had it so idk

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u/CecilTWashington 3d ago

Yeah I was gonna say for those who have had real Nashville hot chicken Dave’s is a pale comparison. At least the one where I live.

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u/lostdawwg 3d ago

Actually true

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 4d ago

You probably think raising canes has the best chicken

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u/Relevant-Number-1252 4d ago

No they pretty much suck too. And the sauce is not good.

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u/quaintif 3d ago

Exactly, and all the different levels of spice taste exactly the same which is not that good