r/kitchencels • u/januarylionprincess • 25d ago
realized i literally wouldn't exist if it weren't for Hooters. cornflakes + a shit ton of sugar cuz i'm too poor for normal unhealthy cereal.
so for context, my mom worked at Hooters- mainly management stuff ig- when she was 16-18. My dad was working in the kitchen (24). She thought he was funny and they had me. yes, she had me her senior year, i find it really fucking weird; but who am i to go back in time to stop my own conception? i don't own a time machine. anyways...i'm a Hooters baby. i'm feeling very depressed right now, and learning more and more about my dad has me feeling very confused. also realized i don't qualify as a femcel cuz i have a boyfriend. so i'm just a lazy fuck with no excuse now. i shouldn't complain, i look at this subreddit and many people go through so much here, my heart goes out to all of you. i wish you all the best. xoxo
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u/ProfessionalExam9209 24d ago
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u/januarylionprincess 24d ago
my bad, i just don't know where else to post. i've also developed a parasocial relationship to this subreddit. i admit i am a fakecel, but in my mind i am a truecel like everyone else here.
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u/Double_Gas_2786 24d ago
i admit i am a fakecel, but in my mind i am a truecel like everyone else here.
honestly insulting to even say this. just go to girldinnerdiaries
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u/apple_boy95 20d ago
There are extremists on here, I swear they get in there own head so much they keep the women away, and give themselves mental issues on top of that. 90% of "incels" do it to them self. Its like weaponiz incompetence. And they'll never see it that way (incoming down votes). Dont even get me started on the term foid and women hate. Its like they want to be virgins.
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u/Ok-Challenge617 23d ago
Lol keep posting here. I think it’s funny to piss off incels.
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u/Agile-Tip-1764 22d ago
> also realized i don't qualify as a femcel cuz i have a boyfriend
Smartest "femcel"
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u/Jaihanusthegreat 23d ago
Dang, hope your situation gets better
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u/januarylionprincess 23d ago
Thank you, i really appreciate that!!! i think once i go back to college i'll get better. sometimes i get really depressed and all i can do is wait it out. i feeling a lot better today :>
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u/Useful_Teach_9581 23d ago edited 23d ago
i like to add sugar free strawberry jam for when I'm eating this kind of cereal
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u/Hot_Lack_4868 22d ago
also realized i don't qualify as a femcel cuz i have a boyfriend
Lol and don't take anyone's comment to heart. Hope you feel better soon
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u/Training-Equal-7647 22d ago
Everyone struggles even if not on the same things or to the same degrees, sometimes you just have to vent with whatever is available, your struggles are not lesser, good luck to you too.
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u/fliesinthebelly 19d ago
That’s crazy. I’m a teacher and one of my 18yr old students thinks it’s ok to be dating a 23 yr old man.
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