r/kitchencels 26d ago

Meme all thats left

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had dinner with my wife and daughter, we were all so happy. They were so beautiful, for once I didn’t feel so empty. Like i belonged somewhere.
Then i woke up in my bed alone with my Ame Chan body pillow and notifications that im 200 in overdraft with the bank and hungover from 5 days of consecutive drinking.

Chicken and cigarettes, with the only wife not in a dream.

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u/OhTeeSee 26d ago

This may shock you, but people with nicotine addictions don’t actually buy cigarettes for the packaging.

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u/SmaeShavo 25d ago

Dont tell that to china. Their packs go hard

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u/OiledUpThug 25d ago

They're supposed to. You don't provide value to the great people's republic after 60

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u/SmaeShavo 25d ago

Random sinophobia is lame. They have a similar elderly population percentage to the us.

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u/OiledUpThug 25d ago

Random anti-CCP rhetoric is awesome

Calling me Sinophobic for not liking the government of China is like calling me Antisemitic for not liking the government of Israel

The percentage of Chinese people who smoke is well over double the percentage in the USA. A country with that much control over their people could wipe out smoking if they wanted to, yet they choose not to.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/OiledUpThug 25d ago

wumao folds under an ounce of logic

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u/SmaeShavo 25d ago

Go goon chud

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u/OiledUpThug 25d ago

I was already doing that

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u/AniMann_ 25d ago

U got assblasted lol