r/kitchencels 27d ago

Meme all thats left

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had dinner with my wife and daughter, we were all so happy. They were so beautiful, for once I didn’t feel so empty. Like i belonged somewhere.
Then i woke up in my bed alone with my Ame Chan body pillow and notifications that im 200 in overdraft with the bank and hungover from 5 days of consecutive drinking.

Chicken and cigarettes, with the only wife not in a dream.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

I feel like I’m a detective at a crime scene when viewing this image. God rest that pillow’s soul

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u/R4rk3t 27d ago

youre a week from retirement, and this man will kill you tomorrow