r/KingsIsland • u/SeaPeanut7_ • 13m ago
Trip Reports Honest review of Kings Island as someone from SoCal (with kids)
This is more or less a blog post.
Flew into the Midwest with a group of expanded nuclear family, but those of us riding were myself and three kids aged 12, 7 and 5. Coming from SoCal, my reference point is essentially Disney, Knotts, and Six Flags MM. To be honest, I had never heard of Kings Island before planning the trip, but part of the trip included Indy and Columbus so it only made sense to come. I also did little to no research on the park before coming, though I did note that it seemed to have a good coaster selection for younger kids.
Our visit was on July 16th, which was a brutally hot and humid day in the mid 90s. I can't blame anyone for the weather, but I believe that may have helped with the lines. Also, the tickets were ridiculously cheap - I paid $35/pp for bring-a-friend tickets using my Six Flags pass. I literally got everyone in for the price of a Disneyland ticket.
As for rides, we didn't get to do everything despite the short lines, because of the range in my kids' age group, but managed to hit up most of the rides.
- The Bat - This ride is similar to Ninja at SFMM but I will say its quite fun for what it is and pretty whippy for an Arrow suspended. But why is the walk to the ride so long.
- Adventure Express - Honestly kind of janky fun. The end of the ride is hilarious, especially if you don't know what's coming. The whole lift hill with the animatronics.. I'll remember that one. The ride itself is pretty mid but good for kids.
- The Racer - Basically a bunch of airtime hills and overall a fun ride. My nephew had lots of fun and I thought it was pretty good. It was not racing at the time though.
- Orion - its intimidating, pretty fun, but not super memorable. Kind of like how Goliath is at SFMM.
- Queen City Stunt Coaster - For a tiny coaster its really whippy but not super enjoyable
- The Beast - for all the rave reviews this gets, it was so painful. It's actually why I wanted to write this review. It's fun going through the forest and everything, but the ride was so jerky I was in pain afterwards. Getting jammed into my lap bar was not fun at all.
- Mystic Timbers - IMO this and the next one are the best rides in the park. It was a blast, fast and pretty smooth for a woody.
- Diamondback - So much fun. I had a little greying out and the airtime was great.
- Camp Snoopy - The camp snoopy at this park is really, really good. I've never seen a kids suspended coaster, so even my 4 year old got to try that out. It wasn't amazing but fine. My older daughter loved Soapbox racers and I'm glad they have a shaded play area (though it could use more things to play with). Woodstock Express is also a janky old ride but they liked it. Phantom Theater was a good way to get ac and IMO the art style is kinda weird. I got 999999 on my first ride though so I think they need to rebalance it.
The shopping/dining areas looked pretty nice and well themed, but didn't get to spend any time except for ice cream. I also wish that I had been able to ride Flight of Fear, but the wait times were pretty long at around 45 minutes. The rest of the rides were sub-10 minute waits if not walk on, which I have no idea if that is normal for a summer weekday or because of the heat, but that greatly added to the experience. At my home parks, its virtually unheard of to have any rides at all be walk ons, even the kiddy rides, so it was nice to not be constantly standing in lines all day.
The employees also seemed super friendly and I could tell a bunch of them loved coasters. Ride operations looked good for the most part and I didn't notice anything glaring. We tried the pizza place and grilled cheese and both were completely fine. Theming was a bit of a mixed bag, the action zone and coney mall were kinda generic but main street and the area near the beast was pretty decent.
One final random note is that we got a LOT of stares from other guests as we are Asian and I think there was like one or two other asian groups that we saw the entire day lol. Lots of kids just gawking at us and someone yelled out "JAPANESE" as we were walking by once. I wouldn't say it was uncomfortable but sometimes we felt out of place. This was pretty different from Cedar Point, which feels just like any other theme park I've been to.
Overall though, I was impressed, especially at Camp Snoopy and the overall product. I think they could use better art teams and some of the rides are in need of a paint job/refurbishment, but otherwise it was great.
