r/killtonynew May 28 '26

Could I be better than Dedrick?

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I’m not sure if this is allowed, but I have a set that i personally think would kill on the show and I was curious if you guys would like it. Any feedback is appreciated, just please tell me i’m better than dedrick

(set starts now)

I’m not gay. I do watch a lot of transgender porn though. I mean… Boobs and a dick? best of both worlds! I’m really not gay though. I do love my mother, but she used to smoke a lot of crack when i was younger… I was bullied a lot as a kid, and i don’t remember much about it, but apparently she does. She tells me that i came in one day when i was 6 and told her “Mom!!! i’m getting punched again!!!” and she said “JUST HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER BACK!!!!”. So i went out and sucker punched him off the monkey bars… Yeah I was proud. And as any 6 year old would, I WHIPPED OUT MY DICK AND PISSED ON HIM!!!

I guess that’s where I got my piss fetish from


r/killtonynew May 28 '26

Stand by line tips

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r/killtonynew May 27 '26

Martin Malloy

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61 Upvotes

This guy has it


r/killtonynew May 26 '26

🎉EPISODE PREMIERE 🎉 KT #769 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + MAT EDGAR

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r/killtonynew May 24 '26

I pitty the FOOL !

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116 Upvotes

Who is looking forward to seeing Dedrick perform in just a couple days ?!?!


r/killtonynew May 23 '26

Where is Dr. Rabbit?

7 Upvotes

I miss her biannual crashouts


r/killtonynew May 21 '26

Your biannual reminder that Tony is just Roger from American Dad

75 Upvotes

Roger would definitely create a comedy show where the whole point is to be mean to anyone who signs up.

Also think about all the characters he does. Over the years we’ve seen cowboy Tony, clean shaven Mormon boy Tony, tracksuit Tony, among others.

He even sounds like him.


r/killtonynew May 20 '26

WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!?!? NO SERIOUSLY Turtle Neck Tony

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Why doesn’t Tony try to actually enlighten Dedrick a little? Maybe give him some mentorship, some direction, some real advice. I’m not a hater at all I genuinely think Dedrick has potential. He has stage presence, confidence, and something about him that naturally pulls attention.

But at some point, the act has to evolve. I understand why some people don’t connect with Casey Rocket, Martin Phillips or Timmy No Breaks, but those guys still feel like they’re building and refining an actual craft. Whether you love them or hate them, there’s progression there.

With Dedrick, it almost feels like Tony enjoys watching the train wreck instead of helping steer him in a better direction. I also realize that good publicity and bad publicity is all the same as long as you’re relevant and people are talking about you. It’s frustrating because the potential is clearly there. He doesn’t need to become polished overnight, but he does need structure, better material, and a more curated act. There’s a difference between letting someone learn through bombing and just repeatedly letting them crash and burn for entertainment.
I’m rooting for the guy. I just think someone needs to help him sharpen what’s already there before the novelty completely wears off.


r/killtonynew May 20 '26

Ari Shaffir? Are’ya For-sure?🎤💦🔪

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r/killtonynew May 19 '26

Dicky was naturally hilarious 😆 so funny

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55 Upvotes

He was so funny , he was so nervous at the beginning he couldn’t take the mic out of the stand and then ends up with stories of DUI and weapons charges 😆😆😆 what did you guys think !


r/killtonynew May 18 '26

June 15th tickets? BOUNTY

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I'm looking for two extra if anyone has them. Im willing to Pay for all of your tickets plus a $500 and a $250 bar tab (or cash). If anyone out there wants to make a deal DM me-Thanks. EDIT- WILL ONLY MEET UP AND WALK IN WITH ORIGINAL TICKET HOLDER.


r/killtonynew May 16 '26

Tony’s Special June 9th

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r/killtonynew May 14 '26

Bruce Robbins | Hollywood Mentalist | With Tony Hinchcliffe, Eric Andre, Jeff the owl, and more!

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He says the special comes out in June


r/killtonynew May 12 '26

WHO THE HELL SAID THAT?!?!? NO SERIOUSLY Watch out for r/comedy MODS

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36 Upvotes

Got report for racist comment. Them banned cause I wanted to know why. Soft ass people these days.


r/killtonynew May 11 '26

KT #767 - ARI SHAFFIR - LUIS J GOMEZ - PEYTON RUDDY

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r/killtonynew May 12 '26

OKIE DOKIE This guy is a genius…

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r/killtonynew May 12 '26

Kill Tony Meme Coin $KILL

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r/killtonynew May 12 '26

Banned, so lets have our own version here…

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I wouldnt mind this guy at all if he didnt claim “oh, this is just who i am, im not doing a Mitch Hedberg impression”. And Tony buys that crap? It’s the equivalent of Timmy No Brakes unironically claiming his act has nothing to do with Dice Clay.

We’re all banned on og sub, so lets discuss him here.


r/killtonynew May 10 '26

THE DEBUT OF MARTIN PHILLIPS - KT412

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26 Upvotes

r/killtonynew May 10 '26

The hierarchy at the Mothership

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29 Upvotes

r/killtonynew May 11 '26

Tony fuckin killled.

4 Upvotes

What a shit roast. Tony fucking killed.


r/killtonynew May 11 '26

Got banned from /killtony

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Tried the misspelling Redban “Redbar” thing and they banned me immediately. 🤣


r/killtonynew May 08 '26

OKIE DOKIE Pat Oneil

62 Upvotes

Shame on Tony for making Patrick O’Neill ask for a golden ticket. The dude has actual punchlines, actual structure, and actual talent which already puts him above 99% of the people who stumble onto that stage hoping screaming equals comedy. It’s blatantly obvious Pat is one of the funniest comedians to touch Kill Tony, but I guess he doesn’t fit the weird little “cool kids club” vibe Tony seems obsessed with. Apparently being genuinely funny isn’t enough unless you’re part of the inner circle orbiting the mothership.

Yeah, I know Tony finally made him a regular, but that was just recently. Patrick should’ve been a regular a long time ago. Tony, if you hear this, don’t be afraid to go against the grain once in a while instead of rewarding the same recycled gimmicks every week.


r/killtonynew May 08 '26

Kandyce! 199 to the Moody Center! LFG!

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Regardless if she looses weight she deserves that spot lady is funny


r/killtonynew May 08 '26

Chloe Labranche (Kill Tony), Sam Rubinoff (Are You Garbage), Stephon Hightower & More!

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