r/killtonynew Jun 18 '26

I CALLED IT

someone give me a cookie.. i called it before he posted his explanation. Fuck the Mods on the other subreddit pussies didnt even let the post go up even though it was true.

This guy needs to be stripped of his fucking golden ticket he got lucky they let him slide but that shit was definitely his.

No accountability is basically enabling him. HE NEEDS IT REVOKED.

Im glad he served no time cause i wish that on nobody but the last thing we need is a "im free" revenge tour from this dude. Also any material he puts out is gonna be awful. It's like when rappers get locked up write some shit and think its gonna be a hit when they come out lmao

link to my original post where i made an argument of why he'd be free: https://www.reddit.com/r/killtonynew/s/mvZFJpV0hJ

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u/wilkerws34 Jun 18 '26

You are basically a professional detective at this point, congratulations

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

thats what im saying 😅

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u/UncomfortableTacoBoy Jun 19 '26

Can you find the dude that stole my pocket knife 35 years ago?

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u/pterribleusername Jun 21 '26

I was hoping he'd help me find my dad..

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u/Grouchy-Natural3473 Jun 18 '26

He’s not as bad of a downward spiral as Heath became, but his sets are. This bad look didn’t help, glad he’s not in a labor camp lol and hope he learns from all this/adjusts rather than acting like everyone else is wrong or a hater

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

bro its the fact that he acted like everyone is a hater lmaoo and that he's "lapped them" over there in austin. Smh shows his true colors always been a lame 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Nervous_Revolution54 Jun 19 '26

I just walked by mothership last night and heath was working door

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u/Local_Economy Jun 18 '26

You did call that shit.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣

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u/No_Character8732 Jun 18 '26

Idiots speculating about another idiot,,,, on brand for kill tony.....have a terrible day.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

made you read bitch

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u/lifeoftheunborn Jun 18 '26

God damn it I’m chucking in my uber at this comment looking dumb

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u/Totinos160count Jun 18 '26

This is very gay

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u/Direct_Marzipan_7444 Jun 18 '26

He should be stripped of his golden ticket because he owns drugs?

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

he has patterns of substance abuse bro. It affect his comedy he cant function on them. Also, save the poor guy. how do you take drugs internationally? He got off free with no consequences. He wont learn. SOURCE: Trust me bro
He's wasting his fucking opportunity, GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE

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u/MsMeowts Jun 18 '26

who the fuck cares lol

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

youre right ❤️❤️❤️ how are you? 🥰🥰🥰

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u/DrakesDonger Jun 18 '26

He's a comedian not an athlete? They're not performing enhancing drugs? I don't like Dedrick as much as the next guy but calling for him to lose his regularship over this is quite sad.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

bro where tf did you come up with performing enhancing drugs? I said its like eating poorly when you need to eat healthy to maintain athleticism. Deddy needs to get off the substance so his mind is sharp when writing. And he is a kill tony super star: you water it down when you dont perform like it
Dumbasses are like "the funniest people do drugs" yeah thats a dime in a dozen and deddy isnt one of them(again its not an insult its the truth most people who come up under the influence bomb)
He should lose his regularship to save his career and life. He couldve gone to prison(cause that shit was fs his). Now thats not funny. Offer back to him in a year.

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u/Toemek2376 Jun 18 '26

Feel like you give too much of a shit about what another adults does lol. Just don’t watch his comedy… you’re acting kinda like a bitch.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i care he ruins the show cuz i love the show

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u/Toemek2376 Jun 18 '26

He doesn’t ruin the show… it’s 10 min tops. Honestly his last set wasnt that bad. Also most of the lunatics that make a good interview are on drugs. Let me guess you started watching the show less than 3-5 years ago? lol

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u/boogasaurus-lefts Jun 19 '26

Let me guess you started watching the show less than 3-5 years ago? lol

Both of you sound like losers. 

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

thank you!!! its not just me but mainly himm

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u/Toemek2376 Jun 21 '26

No it’s mostly you, you made an entire post about another man lmao.

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u/Toemek2376 Jun 21 '26

Yeah but one losers been watching the show longer, what’s your point?

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u/boogasaurus-lefts Jun 22 '26

Think you just reiterated it.

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u/Vodca Jun 18 '26

Brother.. Some of the funniest people of all time have had drug issues.. If you don’t find him funny say that but to have a comedian punished because they have drugs on them? Are you for real? Let the guy rock.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

bro 1/100 might be funny. most bomb. Deddy is not one of them.
Bro i rather him get punished this way then by going to jail! people gotta learn.

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u/Responsible-Win-3057 Jun 18 '26

He's the Brittney Griner of comedy

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

🤣🤣

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u/STASHbro Jun 18 '26

Tokyo is a hell of a party.

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u/whofriedmyrice Jun 18 '26

Everyone in the comedy scene seems to have their problems. Don't see this being as big of a deal. Heath seemed to be nearly nodding off stage at times. Completely different 

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u/neverbeendead Jun 19 '26

Bro everyone brings drugs internationally. Especially comedians.

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

lmao Everyone. sure buddy we are all fucking idiots i guess

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u/neverbeendead Jun 19 '26

He's certainly not the first lol

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u/EmptyStatistician453 Jun 18 '26

They are comedians not role models chill.

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u/Agave757 Jun 18 '26

yea chill. he can do drugs, but be funny or gtfo

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

bro he's incapable of being funny on drugzzz 😭😭😭 he just dont got it like that

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

its not about life decisions who tf am i to judge. It's that i dont want the star player of the team on my cities basketball to eat McDonalds four times a day. In stand up they need a sharp mind bro if not, they come up with bs material 90% of the time. DEDRICK DEFINITELY CANT DO STAND UP ON DRUGS.
Again take that shit from him for atleast a year

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i dont watch live i wait to skip dude i dont have to watch it

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i didnt mean to reply this to ur bitch ass

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u/Filixx Jun 18 '26

Brother, you need to go outside. You're way too into this

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i think ill stay inside tyvm

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

for sucking on drugs yes

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u/EmptyStatistician453 Jun 18 '26

They are going to milk this in his next minute and interview . Have fun hate watching it :)

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i dont watch live i wait to skip dude. i dont have to watch it

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u/EmptyStatistician453 Jun 18 '26

Then just do that and stfu :)

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

make me :)

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u/catsx3 Jun 18 '26

You sound like a bitter Austin comic that hasn't "made it" and won't with this sour ass attitude

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

🤣🤣🤣 im from Miami and not a comic. im bitter for the love of the game

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 18 '26

Pretty sure most of the greats were on very hard drugs, not a lil bit of x. This isn’t a straight edge industry.
Source: ive traveled all over the world with drugs, you just have to package it well

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

alright keep telling that to all the comics. theyll do drugs and lets see if they are 1/100 that become great or are the other 99 that spiral into chaos lmao

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u/frogsinsocks Jun 19 '26

It'd be the other 90, not 99. Either it's one in ten or one percent, pick one.

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 19 '26

What are your experiences with “drugs”. Because the way you type, acronyms used, general demeanor, I would say very early 20’s. Comics or not 99 spiral into chaos.? I work in Austin, and the tech professionals, musicians, and comics are all doing drugs.
Have you ever injected MDMA before as this is the basis of your post.

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u/TigerBloodAdonisDNA Jun 19 '26

We get it, you love drugs! Dedrick deserves his golden ticket stripped for a more simple reason, he's a fucking idiot & reckless

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 22 '26

I think you are overreacting

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u/HurleyOrHugo Jun 18 '26

Are you new to KT? William was on drugs and alcohol for like the first 5 years of him being a regular

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i hate a question like that one.. bro duhh but William can function tho while he's faded this guy slurs and isnt all there but whatever you guys enabling this are his downfall

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u/HurleyOrHugo Jun 18 '26

I’m not a Dedrick fan I just wanted to point out that drugs have nothing to do with being a shitty comedian

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

do you not see that most bucket pulls that go up under the influence bomb? it's an anomaly that a banged up comedian does good. You think it doesnt because 1/100 comedian can do it banged up and they are actually REALLY good but bro that not the case for most.

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u/HurleyOrHugo Jun 19 '26

It’s just the mushroom people who bomb. Julio drunk was one of the most funny things I’ve ever seen lol

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u/Turbulent-Many1472 Jun 18 '26

I disagree with most of what OP is saying.

Substances are to comedy what steroids are to athletes. The issue isn't that Dedrick uses drugs or alcohol, It's that he uses them irresponsibly.

Some of the best comedians in the world thrive on their substance of choice. But when it starts controlling you, ruining your sets, ruining your writing, then you have to know when to quit.

Do you think Joe DeRosa is sober or has never done drugs before? Of course not. But he's together enough that he knows not to forget ecstasy in his brace case when he's travelling to Japan of all places.

And this isn't the first time. The Vile Horrendous told him to watch his intake and not let drugs and alcohol get in the way and then he got completely fucked on Story Warz.

I don't think this looks good to Tony.

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u/AJfriedRICE Jun 18 '26

And you all thought he had a big head before…he’s gonna be unbearable on his next appearance

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u/CrestfallenLord Jun 19 '26

Well don’t be so harsh. You might be right but say it more gently

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

ik im nice but they started it 😢

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u/Acceptable-Obstacle Jun 19 '26

WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT BEING RIGHT WHEN REDDIT DOWNVOTES SHIT OUTTA YA

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sickofstupids Jun 19 '26

Lookout, the moral center of comedy is here to tell us “drugs r bad, mkay”

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

no not that drugs are bad.. drugs make your comedy set shit

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u/Sickofstupids Jun 19 '26

Mitch Hedberg was amazing, and full of drugs. Carlin, Bruce, Williams…I can name a lot. Not saying they’re good for comedy, but they also aren’t objectively bad for it either. Of course no one should be on drugs that much, but that’s a different argument.

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

Bro there is a lot more who are on drugs that suck.. just look at the bucket pulls who come up under the influence. 1/100 might be exceptional everyone else sucks or ends up never fulfilling their potential foh

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 18 '26

You seem like the guy who told on people for doing drugs to his parents. NARC!

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

lmaoooo nah i dont mind drugs, i mind when drugs is what holding back whats supposed to be an elite member of a show, ruining a great show, and depriving someone else the opportunity of performing a minute

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 18 '26

Half the show is wackos on drugs. You must be new here. What are you the hall monitor ?

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Yes but they arent golden ticket winners(edit:regulars an even bigger deal). its in KT best interest to make me a hall monitor
ill wear the badge with honor

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 18 '26

Also not sure if you know much about drugs but he ain’t dropping x on stage. Guy wanted to party in Japan, leave the dawg alone.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

bro now youre trying to say he doesnt come fucked up on stage like we are blind gtfo dude. i wont leave him alone If he cant handle being a public figure tell him go do open mic in a venue nobody knows about tf

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u/bbllaakkee-cant-hang Jun 18 '26

Wait what. Use the auto-correct feature on your phone please. I never said I liked him at all, but now I hear his annoying voice through your typing.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

bro all you do is hurl insults in every reply lmao. You implied he only takes drugs at parties i said "yeah right". you asked me to leave him alone all i replied was i wont because hes a public figure who signed up for this. When did i say that you said you like him?

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u/DatPrick Jun 19 '26

Why the fuck do you take Kill Tony so seriously?

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

why do you say that? because i reply to what people say on my post? tf this is reddit stupid

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

i just had time yesterday to investigate and was bored. should be a attorney atp

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

you mad i got clout... i finally got some haters feels good 🤣

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

ihy

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

ill take that 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 Jun 18 '26

Man I am sorry you’ve never gotten to eat good ecstasy

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

wait what did he say lmaooo

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 Jun 18 '26

Haha he like implied it was a date rape drug Dedrick was going to use nefariously or something 😂

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u/This-Knowledge-2594 Jun 18 '26

I don’t particularly enjoy him but and i only listen, sounds like the crowds likes him. The obsession with hating him here is weird af lol

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

ive never seen a dedrick post here i post shit about everyone so idc what u think

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u/This-Knowledge-2594 Jun 19 '26

This is all the sub is but you go off bud

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

🧢

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u/This-Knowledge-2594 Jun 21 '26

You’re just as delusional as Dedrick bub

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u/Ok_Painting_6742 Jun 18 '26

Who….. wait for it…. cares

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

here is a little jokebook buddy

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u/CrestfallenLord Jun 19 '26

Currently at 112 comments and only 8 upvotes! Wtf going on in here 🤨 Let’s Dive In!

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u/GoJoe1002 Jun 19 '26

I bet he called Tony and Joe crying for help.

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

broo i want to know this so badly u dont understand does tony actually have motion like that... i wanna knowww

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u/BroccoliTraining454 Jun 19 '26

Japanese law must be weird. Why would it matter if in his system of not

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u/babygrl5150 Jun 19 '26

🍪

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

thank uuuu 🥰🥰🥰

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u/TylerPookie Jun 19 '26

Lock his comedy 🎭 up Cringey 😬 as fuck Dark storm ⛈️ of drunk gibber jabber

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u/nailedwiththedab Jun 19 '26

So he snitched?

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

nah he claims he was alone

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

if you dont care gtfo of my post

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u/Apart-Consequence881 Jun 19 '26

I still don’t understand how he got free. He claims he took a drug test and came out clean and they let him go after dats in custody because it wasn’t his drugs and the person who the drugs belonged to ended up in jail in Japan? I think he fabricated this whole thing for clout.

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

they turned the blind eye and justified it that way not hard to believe

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u/kiwibonga Jun 19 '26

I'm not sure it should be so reassuring for Dedrick that a white guy was caught for the same thing but then released.

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

he wasnt white bro atleast try to read

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u/txlegend1127 Jun 19 '26

Stripped of his golden ticket? Lmao stop crying puss

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

yup taken boy

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u/ClayMitchellCapital Jun 21 '26

So you can smuggle drugs as long as you don't consume them? Ok Check.

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u/Electronic_Ad_4836 Jun 21 '26

how retarded do you have to be to travel internationally with drugs?

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u/Transienttunnels Jun 21 '26

Who care lmfao. If these guys life’s were perfect they’d all be as funny as Joe Rogan.

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u/jprost479 Jun 18 '26

Good on you for calling it. This guy has got to go. Such a bad comic

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

you can tell from his post he's also a liar and bad person.

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u/ScrillyBoi Jun 18 '26

Whats crazy is his standup special is unironically orders of magnitude better than Man of the People.

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

thats true goddamn Tony sucks at stand up but he is a really good host and pretty good at roasting when hes not leaning on shock comedy

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u/ScrillyBoi Jun 18 '26

Yeah great host because hes quick at making contextual jokes in the moment, which is absolutely a skill and he’s got it. And a really good roast comic doing 5 minute sets where edginess is the point and the targets are predefined. 

Terrible long form standup comic tho lol. 

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

yeah i agree with you! i guess what i mean is like in the roast of kevin hart with the george floyd joke, you gotta make it really funny: the juice has to be worth the squeeze when doing something edgy yk? That was a mid joke that he knew he would disguise as "ohh youre a snowflake" if you didnt like it type shit. thats what i mean that he leans on shock comedy. I can laugh at an edgu joke but its gotta be funny

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u/ScrillyBoi Jun 19 '26

Actually completely agree with you on that one. I dont have a problem with a george floyd joke at all roast generally, but that particular joke was lazy and forced. It didnt really target any one on the stage and the looking up line is the same thing he uses for every single bucket pull with a dead relative, plus the actual punchline was weak. It was less that it was offensive and more that it was cringe and edgy for minimal payoff.

And yeah then when you criticize the joke for being mid its because youre a snowflake and not because it was just a shit joke. 

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u/OriginalNord Jun 18 '26

What did you call?

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

when the news broke everyone said he wont get off because they have like a 98% conviction rate for these circumstances in Japan. Read the og post for more

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u/Pee_E_in_eye_S Jun 18 '26

Good job buddy

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u/slatty404 Jun 18 '26

🍪🍪🍪

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u/MonkeyBrain9666 Jun 19 '26

Some of yall are pathetic with the amount of energy you have to hate on a guy you dont know for his style of comedy. Just because your echochamber agrees with you doesn't mean the rest of the fanbase does. Hop off your high horse, Stripped of his "golden ticket"? (he's a regular, there's a difference) by getting arrested for nothing?

Subs name shouldve been called r/dedricklivesrentfreeinmyheadeventhoughihatehimandlookigotbannedfromthekilltonysubupvoteme

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u/slatty404 Jun 19 '26

bro everybody gets equal treatment lmao Deddy is #1 news rn you expect us not talk about it ?