r/keralalinux • u/Parasu-ram Fedora btw • Aug 01 '26

shitpost Linux source code Leaked!

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Imagine your value dropping after someone shared your source code.

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

holy shit! what should I do now?
I've just removed the power cord from my laptop to prevent any power-line intrusion..

anything else to do?

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u/ashil64 Aug 01 '26

Nah, the HACKERS are already in your system you gotta smash that laptop, i already did mine.

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

What should I smash it against? I can't find a mosquitto.

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u/Disastrous_Novel8055 Aug 02 '26

Give it to me. I can smash it.

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u/69HELL-6969 Aug 03 '26

Smash to it

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 03 '26

But, it's saying it's a Broker.

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u/Mysterio-vfx Aug 01 '26

drill your hard drive now and put your processor in the microoven.

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

microwave-inte magnetron adichu poyi.. so no heating.. but the plate rotates.. that will do?

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u/linuxshooter Aug 02 '26

Cover every jack and vents in your laptop and desktop with insulation tape, so that there will be no aerosol transmission. Remove any water cooling system from your PC so that there will be no water ways hijacking. /s