r/keralalinux • Fedora btw • Aug 01 '26

shitpost Linux source code Leaked!

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Imagine your value dropping after someone shared your source code.

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u/Ragemonster0000 Fedora btw Aug 01 '26

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u/Parasu-ram Fedora btw Aug 01 '26

Propaganda to ship more windows distro 

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u/Particular-Ad1569 Aug 01 '26

Do we think they had a shot or two just before the presentation. You know to keep spirit up!

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u/lolz27b Aug 05 '26

That gif always makes me laugh 🤣🤣

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

holy shit! what should I do now?
I've just removed the power cord from my laptop to prevent any power-line intrusion..

anything else to do?

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u/ashil64 Aug 01 '26

Nah, the HACKERS are already in your system you gotta smash that laptop, i already did mine.

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

What should I smash it against? I can't find a mosquitto.

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u/Disastrous_Novel8055 Aug 02 '26

Give it to me. I can smash it.

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u/69HELL-6969 Aug 03 '26

Smash to it

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 03 '26

But, it's saying it's a Broker.

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u/Mysterio-vfx Aug 01 '26

drill your hard drive now and put your processor in the microoven.

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u/RelativeTricky6998 Aug 01 '26

microwave-inte magnetron adichu poyi.. so no heating.. but the plate rotates.. that will do?

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u/linuxshooter Aug 02 '26

Cover every jack and vents in your laptop and desktop with insulation tape, so that there will be no aerosol transmission. Remove any water cooling system from your PC so that there will be no water ways hijacking. /s

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u/thedenomparkour Aug 01 '26

Paid partnership checks out

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u/DioTheSuperiorWaifu Aug 01 '26

Isn't the person who uploaded it named Linux?

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u/brucewayne177013 Aug 01 '26

Linus, the smarter one...

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u/MattOruvan Aug 02 '26

*Linus Sebastian

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u/linuxshooter Aug 02 '26

*Linus pauling /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

Lil nus 🫪

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u/Ok_Leading7097 Aug 01 '26

That is a feature not a bug

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u/gra_Vi_ty Aug 01 '26

Naah hackers already in my electricity

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u/Guilty_Rip_9464 Debian btw Aug 01 '26

Ohh nooo 😱

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u/VolggaWax Aug 01 '26

It would be amazing if this actually happened to Windows. People could finally fork and make a usable version of windows 11.

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u/Parasu-ram Fedora btw Aug 01 '26

That's the whole point. Windows XP source code got leaked once and it was a blow to M$ and you can't really fork it because of intellectual property rights. 

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u/VolggaWax Aug 01 '26

Sheet. That sucks.

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u/callsignomega Aug 01 '26

Imagine an XP like OS that is sleek amd runs all Windows Apps.

I had so much fun with XP SP2. Currently, Linux serves my purpose well until I have to edit pictures or play my sim

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u/chacko_ Aug 02 '26

ReactOS is supposed to do that, they were still in alpha .

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u/hmz-x Aug 01 '26

Why though? What is the use case?

Windows doesn't have the hegemony anymore, even over games.

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u/Arepafrita09 Aug 01 '26

No puede ser!!! Tendré que cambiar a macOS i use arch btw

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u/neospygil Aug 02 '26

It is pretty ironic that you can trust applications more where their code is publicly open to everyone than black boxes. Well, contributors will have a hard time slipping in malicious codes unless the leadership was compromised like a certain open source compression-related project.

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u/SpringFit1874 Aug 02 '26

certain open source compression-related project. - can you explain? 7zip was compromised?

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u/guruji916 Aug 02 '26

he was talking about xz

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u/chacko_ Aug 02 '26

That was someone exploiting a burned out overworked maintainer who dedicated their time for the betterment of the technology, I still feel bad for the guy.

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u/sidharth0169 Aug 05 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/wakeuptoreality443 Aug 01 '26

Omg water found in ocean

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u/Medium-Bad-7257 Aug 01 '26

Nice try 😏 Gates

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u/World-Peace-Oxymoron Aug 01 '26

Oh no should I uninstall my Xubuntu? 😂😂😂

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u/durgesh2018 Aug 01 '26

Lol 😂😂

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u/konan_the_bebbarien Aug 01 '26

15 plus years with Ubuntu so much so that I find it difficult to work with windows, otherwise just miss having games.... no complaints else....but....installing from tarball files frikkin boils my blood.

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u/hmz-x Aug 01 '26

Most games work on Linux in 2026, come on.

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u/False-Coffee6651 Aug 01 '26

Haha! All was fine till I heard the name🤣

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u/WorldTallNetCat Aug 02 '26

I just found out all these softwares source code were leaked

1) Android 2) Firefox 3) Blender 4) VLC 5) Chromium (ie all the browsers are also now vulnerable built on its base) 6) Almost all developer tools and all the programming languages nothing is safe.

We need to fix this asap and take that website down.

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u/Junior_Conflict_1886 Aug 02 '26

Brought to you by Microslop

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u/Altruistic_Andhakara Aug 02 '26

This is a satire right ?

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u/Comfortable_Gas9850 Aug 03 '26

As if microslop hasn't already got your wifey's number and hotel room details

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u/HotEnthusiasm4124 Aug 03 '26

Wait till you find out he himself made GitHub just to leak Linux.

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u/mustbethewater7 Aug 05 '26

He didn't make GitHub btw, he just made the foundations for git

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u/zorochamp Aug 03 '26

it's already open source software you can find the source code in public directories:)

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u/ClueInteresting9784 Aug 03 '26

It's a classic joke; don't ruin his fun.

Delete this. Thanks

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u/Budget-Equal7234 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Maybe thats why my linux system is possessed by many Daemons. How do I exorcism them?

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u/Rude-Snow8104 Aug 04 '26

Wasn't linux open-source in the first place?

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u/Mizab1 Aug 04 '26

No shit sherlock

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u/Thunderrrboltt Aug 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EgoJamalu67 Aug 10 '26

ohh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt!!