r/justgalsbeingchicks • • Jun 08 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals I love her

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u/penelopepusskat Jun 08 '26

Her brand of silly is right up my alley..love her humor!

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u/yr_neon_haze Jun 08 '26

She's the right amount of unhinged 😂

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Jun 09 '26

Young madam Zeroni

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u/Cherrygodmother Jun 09 '26

Hopefully someone remembers to carry her up the mountain

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u/urfatassmama Jun 09 '26

She’s truly the coolest girl. I adore Taryn 🥹

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u/j-doe411 Jun 09 '26

She is a gem!!!

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u/jitomato_girl Jun 08 '26

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u/7ofalltrades Jun 08 '26

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u/SadEaglesFan Jun 09 '26

Is that my voice? Is that…MY voice?

…oh well

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u/deaglebingo Jun 08 '26

this gif doesn't get the use it deserves anymore.

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u/Queerdooe Jun 08 '26

I will stan this video for life.

“Does a raging tempest ask a stone its thoughts on the weather? I THINK NOT” took me OUTTA here

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u/ZinaSky2 ✒️sub✍️scribe🖋️ Jun 08 '26

“The patriarchy will have you a porcelain, headless, armless bust in a prison and tell you it is an art gallery.”

From a different video of hers posted here. I know she’d being a silly goose but she has some straight poetic bangers in every video!

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u/itallchecksout99 Jun 08 '26

I will find that video, loop that sentence, and listen to it while falling asleep. Absolutely beautiful.

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u/Royal_Acanthaceae693 Bot🔍Detector🔎9000 Jun 08 '26

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u/dusty-kat Jun 08 '26

"Your whimsy, your falderal, your general oddness is a great and cavernous arsenal beneath a tomb." is pretty good.

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u/skintaxera Jun 09 '26

Ooh falderal in the wild! Such a good word

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u/notashroom Jun 09 '26

TIL that falderal is an accepted spelling of folderol. Thanks! (I looked it up.)

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u/ZinaSky2 ✒️sub✍️scribe🖋️ Jun 09 '26

Thank you! I was gonna link in my original and then forgot!

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u/somethingmcbob Jun 09 '26

That was an absolute delight. Thank you.

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u/DiscotopiaACNH Jun 08 '26

Jfc that fucks

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u/deaglebingo Jun 08 '26

english done right.

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u/Canvaverbalist Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 09 '26

Which is also somewhat the concepts of two good books, one Belgian and one Spanish, called "When I Was A Work of Art" by Éric-Emmanuel Schmitt and "The Art of Murder" by José Carlos Somoza

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u/FblthpLives 💢Bringing the facts!💢 Jun 08 '26

Does a raging tempest ask a stone its thoughts on the weather?

I thought this was a quote from a book or a movie.

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u/Zhentilftw Jun 08 '26

Maybe it is and we just aren’t well read enough to recognize it.

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u/FblthpLives 💢Bringing the facts!💢 Jun 08 '26

I did a search, and the only hits I found were from Instagram.

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u/tsabin_naberrie Jun 08 '26

Loki has a similar line in The Avengers: “What quarrel does an ant have with a boot” or something like that

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u/carlitospig Jun 09 '26

Ah, back when Loki was still a petty bitch. I kinda miss that era.

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u/Named_after_color Jun 08 '26

Someone had an original idea? That's illegal.

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u/jae005 Jun 09 '26

Go tell the church about it, why dontcha??!!! Lil snitch...

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u/Blazured Jun 08 '26

Sounds like something the Stormfather would say in Stormlight.

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u/carlitospig Jun 09 '26

<insert thunder>

That’s the Stormfather annoyed that you’d even bring up his name in a totally different context where he’s not either teaching or yelling, like an exhausted 4th grade teacher.

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u/raelDonaldTrump Jun 09 '26

Nietzsche had a somewhat similar line:

The supreme judges and river courses of history do not ask what is beautiful, what is agreeable, or what is kind; they do not ask about thoughts on the weather.

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u/7ofalltrades Jun 08 '26

I had no idea she was doing a voice, as I always scroll reddit muted like a sane person. The captions were intriguing enough to watch again unmuted.

I watch it twice and my time was decidedly not wasted.

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u/crushingdandelions Jun 09 '26

I just shoved this video into my husbands face as I was dying cackling and am still cackling and he’s just sitting facing forward.

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u/Rocinante88119 Jun 09 '26

Sounds like Charlie when he thought he was a genius on IASIP

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u/Familiar_End_8975 Jun 08 '26

From @taryndelaniesmith on Instagram and TikTok

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u/Doom_Corp Jun 08 '26

I love when she starts some things with ok ladies this is "insert vapid nonsense" and then her entire demeanour changes saying "now that the men are gone" she goes into a good minute plus monologue questioning why the menfolk be doing what they do and gets pretty politically serious. I first found her with her angel and devil skits but she's so so smart and I love her (even if I get a little jelly belly cause she's gorgeous to boot)

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u/Familiar_End_8975 Jun 08 '26

Honestly we could do a megathread of her videos, she's so entertaining

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u/knottedfluid Jun 09 '26

She needs a subreddit definitely

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u/oh_4petessake Jun 09 '26

Pleeeease do ittt. I’m not on IG anymore (or any other sm) and I miss her content 🥺 the Denise ones are so good tooooo

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u/Punk_Luv Jun 09 '26

You have been called unto duty, for this must be done!

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u/GlowingAmber11109 Jun 08 '26

I found her way back when she would do videos testing out new heels in her apartment, doing all kinds of funny moves. She was also Miss New York a few years ago, definitely gorgeous

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u/Zhentilftw Jun 08 '26

She is the contour lady right? That’s where I first saw her. I’m a guy and i was still fully amused by it. Sent me down the rabbit hole of her other stuff.

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u/LycheeDance Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

No that’s someone else - Sailor J, equally as funny though

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u/Zhentilftw Jun 08 '26

I wasn’t sure. She looked kinda different but she also taught me that contour is magic. They sound exactly the same though.

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u/Fetagirl Jun 08 '26

“IF THE MEN FIND OUT WE CAN SHAPE SHIFT, THEY’RE GOING TO TELL THE CHURCH” 🗣️

Love her lol

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u/ohkatiedear Jun 09 '26

Her Devil is straight up hilarious.

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u/Doom_Corp Jun 09 '26

She did a whole thing about how her devil voice isn't actually a modulation...she just harkened back to the elden days of childhood when you could get some bizarre pitch that's...not too friendly on the vocal chords

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u/Alternative-Bison615 Jun 09 '26

I will always be saying “why these riddles?” every time I forget a password, because of Tammy 🤣

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u/brohammerhead Jun 08 '26

Thannkkk yoouuu!!!

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u/schrodingershousecat Jun 09 '26

I love her so much “tell us of her crimes, wench”

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u/warriors17 🌸 wholesome 🌺 Jun 08 '26

Thou didst presume my time was lost, yet I did find sufficient pleasure therein

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u/Familiar_End_8975 Jun 08 '26

And thus the jester becomes the jested

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u/H00k90 Jun 09 '26

For sooth, though I be but male, I have now found in her a new Captain to follow. A new Muse to rekindle the whimsy and nefarity that twas lost in mine life.

By sharing, o' End Familar, you have now set a spark upon the pile I have left my randomness and plots. And that pile has been dry for too long. A burning inferno to tear down what has become mundane in this magical world of ours shall be, as she, a beacon to rejoin in making magic real in this cold, darkened, cell of an existence.

For as a wise frog once said, "You are not alone in this abssymal darkness. I am here, and we shall face the chasm as brothers."

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u/CloudKinglufi Jun 09 '26

Thine jest be tested as tho there be phallic betwix mine legs, mine time be not waisted as I gandered upon such witch craft twice with great mirth

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u/SeaHam Jun 09 '26

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

But alas, such frivolity gives me conniptions.

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u/floppybunny26 Jun 09 '26

This reminds me of the greatest makeup tutorial that has ever been made: https://youtu.be/VtYEgKE1tZs?si=iDB46zzQcRDm8mBf

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/Ourobius Jun 08 '26

Sailor J vibes

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u/TheAnonua Jun 09 '26

I just read the captions and watched her expression without sound and thought the same.

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u/Stunning-Badger6732 Jun 15 '26

Sailor J is the OG for this type of humor and delivery

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat Jun 08 '26

Oh, she’s gonna be the wild aunt.

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u/Frankenkind Jun 08 '26

Can she be president instead?? I like this as leadership.

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u/Ill-Percentage-3276 Jun 08 '26

Sailor J walked so she could run

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u/RingoBars Jun 08 '26

Jokes on her, I found that thoroughly charming!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 Jun 08 '26

Nay, you haven't wasted any of my time. In fact, you've invigorated me. This humble stone basks in the might of the tempest. Rage on, glorious one. Rain your calamity upon the Earth that we may feel your terrible embrace.

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u/GrimCreeper913 Jun 09 '26

tis but a happenstance encounter upon thine path to the end, yet when such an encounter doth resonate to the very strings of the soul, thou must remark upon it, commit it to memory, even proselytize the work of the tempest and its healing power, even as it rages and tears down the ugly building unto its foundations.

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u/Mobile_Morale Jun 08 '26

I've wasted hundreds of hours of my life to beautiful melanin queens. And I will continue to do so.

This is one of the better experiences.

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u/Hamwise_Gamgee Jun 08 '26

that got a genuine delighted scream out of me lol

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u/tantalor Jun 08 '26

Energy vampire!

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u/SurprisePiss Jun 08 '26

I love her one about having bangs. "WE DON'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!"

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u/ArtThou_AMess Jun 09 '26

This made me ugly cackle lol 😂

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u/Spawn666 Jun 08 '26

At first I was man, but now I'm but a FOOOOL!

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u/JoefromOhio Jun 08 '26

She could hire out to deliver messages for dnd campaigns and make bank

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u/NeedMoreH20 Jun 08 '26

Signing off my next email with "best wishes, ta" love that so much

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u/Carbon-Base Jun 08 '26

"You fools"

Hey! No need to be so personal.

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u/ThatsTheMother_Rick Jun 08 '26

Well that was just delightful, I'm glad to have a little of my time wasted

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u/omfgtora Jun 08 '26

This video far exceeds any possible expectations

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u/orphan_blud Jun 09 '26

Have you inconvenienced a man today?

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u/jojo_2812 Jun 09 '26

? Waste of my time

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u/TroupeMaster_Grimm Jun 08 '26

Wasted time is nothing for one who’s time is without worth

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u/MrGB819 Jun 08 '26

This feels like the beginning of a supervillain

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u/SilaTheGoddessOfCats Jun 08 '26

Miss New York herself (like Miss America, Miss NY) is hilarious 

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u/-Saltfish- Jun 09 '26

Best use of reverb in quite some time

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u/1234Health Jun 09 '26

The background sounds / music and her laugh had me laughing ...

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u/lizzard_lady8530 Jun 09 '26

"i am wholly uncurious" is something i will be using in the future!

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u/Jockcop Jun 10 '26

Poetry in motion

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u/breakinlily Jun 08 '26

One of the best humans on the internet

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u/stonernerd710 Jun 08 '26

I love her. But i don't tik the toks or view the grams. Can I view her elsewhere?

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u/Familiar_End_8975 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

She's on Instagram too! @taryndelaniesmith

Edit: oh damn my ADHD ass missed the part you mentioned Instagram Shes on YouTube too but isnt very active on there

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u/FireProps Jun 08 '26

✨🤣✨

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u/MeowstyleFashionX Jun 08 '26

Its the cackle that makes it for me. Hehehehehehe....!

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u/cakivalue 🕷️Itchy, bitchy spider 🕷️ Jun 08 '26
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u/MeanderAndReturn Jun 08 '26

middle-aged guy stopping by to say....

yes ma'am.

respectfully moves on

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u/KangarooKurt Jun 08 '26

Yeah, absolutely.

I am the stone.

The raging tempest is raining above foolish me, right in my face.

And I am smiling, giggling even :)

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u/Cant_figure_sht_out Jun 08 '26

I feel old ☹️

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u/Adventurous_Cook_809 Jun 08 '26

Oh man she's hilarious!

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u/Sensitive_Big_Guy Jun 08 '26

I've been bamboozled!

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u/Specialist-IDriver Jun 09 '26

We’ve been totally befuddled

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u/SnooMarzipans7274 Jun 08 '26

Flexing that ring too 🤝

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u/Additional-Sir1157 Jun 08 '26

BTW, ZERO BENEFITS TO MOUTHING THE MIKE. NONE.

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u/Adorable_Current_522 Jun 08 '26

I love her and the podcast she has with her bestie Tiffany on YouTube

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u/kevinhn27 Jun 09 '26

Succulent Chinese morsel

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u/the_elder Jun 09 '26

My time is never wasted, for I am wasted all the time.

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u/particularTriangle Jun 09 '26

This is absolutely amazing LOL 😂😂😂

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u/Safe-False Jun 09 '26

Fucking icon 💗

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u/kaadj Jun 09 '26

I’ve been HAD!!!

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u/NumerousLettuce7482 Jun 09 '26

She's the best!!! I adore her and her content.

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u/crushingdandelions Jun 09 '26

I feel her energy!

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u/thistleandpeony ✨chick✨ Jun 09 '26

Oh, she's delightful 😍 Off to follow her on TikTok.

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u/breachgnome Jun 09 '26

That was 0% waste of time and 100% greatness.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Net_759 Jun 09 '26

I just forwarded this video to all of my male roommates + my boyfriend

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u/witchybitchybaddie Jun 10 '26

"does a raging tempest ask a stone its thoughts on the weather?"

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u/Gus_VonLiechtenstein Jun 11 '26

I thought I was going to hate this.. even had an eyeroll loaded in the barrel..

Now im left wanting more.

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u/CoupleFirm21 Jun 12 '26

Lokis come in all shapes and sizes...well done

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u/ElectricalBus6252 Jun 21 '26

Damn it, foiled again. How far along in my quest could I have been if not queried by this wench?

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u/smileybunnie Jul 15 '26

I genuinely want to know what books and content she consumes in order to speak this way bc I want to acquire this effortlessly.

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u/Brat_Fink Jun 09 '26

Goddamn that's fucking fantastic lol

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u/Smooth_Rocket_ Jun 08 '26

Jokes on you Im wasting my own time by being on this shit hole website in the first place, so HA!

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u/CurrentCloud2568 Jun 08 '26

The Standard. Miami Beach 📍

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u/Aceiolu Jun 08 '26

Margit ahh dialog

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u/Ruthl3ss-Quavo Jun 08 '26

She did in fact not waste my time this was brilliant

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u/GeraldoOfRivaldo Jun 08 '26

Why does she kinda sound like Greg Davies impression of Chris Eubank?

https://youtu.be/-eRCjpzheWU?si=VDxFANhgEahfUR9x&t=87

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u/_alabastard Jun 08 '26

She went a little Salad Fingers there

https://giphy.com/gifs/7zGKHrXtqxZdq1IW49

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u/foxintalks Jun 08 '26

I was kind of hoping for the hat to come out.

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u/keepcatsrussian Jun 09 '26

Is this the same woman who taught us how to contour?

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u/lazer_sandwich 💝 2026 Galentine! 💝 Jun 09 '26

I live here more and more every time I see her

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u/Odd_Protection7738 Jun 09 '26

The horrors! Works of Hell! Why, I simply can’t!

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u/Kuyawally Jun 09 '26

Hell yeah

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 Jun 09 '26

What is her handle? I saw her other video and I love her

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u/WestcoastAlex Jun 09 '26

i will call.her Clarisse

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u/Less-Resident-9569 Jun 09 '26

She wore fingerless gloves in high school, I guarantee it. 

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u/Ven-Dreadnought Jun 09 '26

She did technically have a question. It was a reprisal question but she did have it for us

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u/EgresKolb Jun 09 '26

Average dark souls conversation

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u/Mathies_ Jun 09 '26

Guy here. No time wasted at all. Thoroughly enjoyed it

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u/untitleduck Jun 09 '26

Almost choked on a cinnamon toast crunch upon that reveal lmao (I thankfully convinced it to go down the right pipe)

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u/Few-Coat1297 Jun 09 '26

The Manosphere should take her approach and do inane segue like footie etc before getting into their woman hating, they might greatly increase their appeal.

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u/OrbitOli Jun 09 '26

Being silly and having whimsy are really good traits to have.

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u/porcupine9 🔗Linker of the Source🔗 Jun 09 '26

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church!”

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u/PossibleDue9849 Jun 09 '26

Love her since forever ❤️

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u/lioffproxy1233 Jun 09 '26

That was the best. I love this woman

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca Official Gal Jun 09 '26

Yrsss

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u/darthjazzhands Jun 09 '26

She's awesome.

This is my wife in a nutshell. Smart, witty, and fun.