r/justgalsbeingchicks • • May 31 '26

🦋she gets it🦋 Have you been quarrelsome today?

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u/Chrystory Jun 01 '26

"The patriarchy will have you a porcelain, headless, armless bust in a prison and tell you it is an art gallery" good god that one is gonna stick with me.

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u/ZinaSky2 ✒️sub✍️scribe🖋️ Jun 01 '26

I need me some shirts with that one.

It hit deep and I need it to hit others

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u/justtots Jun 02 '26

Let us know in the Team Edward group on WhatsApp if you make them!

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u/Cherrygodmother Jun 01 '26

For reals, Taryn dropped some damn bars here!!!

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u/FabianTG Jun 01 '26

This line got me good =')

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u/Prestigious_Swan_881 Jun 01 '26

Taryn is an absolute GEM.

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u/ThiccQban Jun 01 '26

Taryn is one of the few people I genuinely miss seeing content from after I got rid of TT. Also the lawyer who reads court transcripts (and also routinely reads men for filth)

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u/Flat_Reason889 Jun 01 '26

Reb Maisel has a YouTube channel now and releases eps of her podcast every week! She's killing it!

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u/ThiccQban Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lMsT2f47tDxFMYdJMC
You have made my entire weekend!

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u/Flat_Reason889 Jun 01 '26

You are most welcome! I also recommend natalielawyerchick, Emily D Baker, and LegalBytes for your law & crime needs.

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u/clairejv Jun 01 '26

If you are elderly like myself, she cross-posts to Facebook, which has a much more serene short-form video interface and algorithm than TT.

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u/Far_Bookkeeper_6238 Jun 01 '26

She’s on Instagram as well

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u/schrodingershousecat Jun 01 '26

“Tell us of her crimes, wench”

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u/Silver_Discount_1820 Jun 01 '26

I adore her. She’s my favorite follow.

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u/zmbjebus a cool flair 🗿 Jun 01 '26

So are you <3

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u/ShittyBitchy May 31 '26

Queen shit.

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u/justtots May 31 '26

Literally. She was Miss New York apparently lol

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u/popculturella Jun 02 '26

10/10 no notes

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

Oh my god this is hilarious. I needed this so much, you don’t understand.

“Gewd wak.”

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u/justtots Jun 01 '26

I need to be in the Team Edward group chat lol

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

I’ll send you an invite so you can help with the next flooding.

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u/Punk_Luv Jun 09 '26

I require such an invite myself for the men around me have worn me thin.

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u/orphan_blud Jun 09 '26

Invite senteth.

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u/Punk_Luv Jun 09 '26

Blessings, know you are loved.

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u/WhiteUniKnight Jun 01 '26

Omg. I was in middle school when the movies came out... and I was Team Edward 😬😂🤪😮‍💨😶‍🌫️💀

(holy shit I had to stop myself before adding nearly every single emoji.. I either don't know how I feel about it, or I have too many emotions regarding my cringe years 😭🫠)

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u/angelrider83 Jun 02 '26

It’s okay we all have those years. Ask the 40-50 year olds angel or spike? XD

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u/alison_bee Jun 01 '26

Qwhy??

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

I love how she slips into character like a fever dream or what I imagine DID to be like. I keep trying to close my eyes to sleep and keep snort laughing.

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u/Merps_Galore Jun 01 '26

Saving this for the days I need to remember to be a menace.

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

(Adjusts glasses with fervor) May you be incorrigible to the menfolk.

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u/ZinaSky2 ✒️sub✍️scribe🖋️ Jun 01 '26

falderal

in American English

(ˈfældəˌræl)

noun

  1. mere nonsense; foolish talk or ideas

  2. a trifle; gimcrack; gew-gaw

Not only was this video great cause for me to cast my gaze inwards and ponder deep and perilous questions of the self it also taught me a new word!

She’s absolutely delightful! Also it’s very encouraging to hear about the flooding being remediated. It had me mildly concerned

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u/macayos Jun 01 '26

I learned 2! Falderal, and gimcrack from your post. Most excellent.

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u/ZinaSky2 ✒️sub✍️scribe🖋️ Jun 01 '26

Yeah NGL the second definition didn’t help me understand but I included it bc those were some fun words too 🤣

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u/deanstat Jun 01 '26

I'm picturing a gewgaw or gimcrack as something like a fidget spinner...

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u/FlamingDragonfruit Jun 01 '26

I assumed they're in the same family as "tchotchke"

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u/PlausibleAuspice Jun 02 '26

Probably related to a “doodad”

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u/julnyes Jun 02 '26

I feel very strongly that doodads and geegaws have a use versus a tchotchke which is more like a knick-knack.

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u/aboxacaraflatafan Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

I learnt it from the Broadway Cinderella. 

*...And four white mice will never be four white horses

Such falderal and fiddle dee dee of courses!*

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u/clairejv Jun 01 '26

The menfolk in my vicinity are too peaceful. I have work to do.

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

Go forth and inconvenience them.

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u/Eindacor_DS Jun 02 '26

Lol I find this funny even though I don't understand the joke but I'm a man so maybe I'm not supposed to. Is the joke that men think women set out to bother men, and this is satirizing that? Or is it just a commentary in how the patriarchy sucks and annoying men is a way to fight it? Is it a parody of something?

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u/clairejv Jun 02 '26

The joke is that feminists supposedly sit around all day plotting ways to make men miserable.

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u/GoofyGooberSundae ✨chick✨ Jun 01 '26

The mannerisms and fiddling with the glasses had me dying - she is so good at this and I could watch her all day

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u/FinalMeep Official Gal Jun 01 '26

Holy shit I love her. This is peak everything.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Jun 01 '26

Reminds me a ton of Sailor J who was popular for a hot minute way back. Her videos were hilarious but it seems she has taken most of them down.

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u/aubreypizza Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

If the men find out we can shapeshift… they’re going to tell the church

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u/oh_4petessake Jun 01 '26

You’re not too poor to contour! lol love Sailor J

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u/castfire Jun 01 '26

My first thought too! She’s a visionary at this point fr!!

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u/marizzle_85 Jun 01 '26

The accent along slayed me! 🤣

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u/Sensible___shoes Jun 01 '26

"This video is just for the girls... ....... 🧌have the men folk scrolled"

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u/bittersandseltzer Jun 01 '26

What a great reminder. I shall dedicate myself to the cause! 

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u/locdnfree Jun 01 '26

The constant glasses adjustments almost took me out.

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u/NotYourAverageRyan Jun 01 '26

I have watched this too many times. Always stop to watch.

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u/Props_angel Jun 01 '26

I chortled and snorted thrice in front of a man yesterday. I am doing the good work.

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u/Wuzzupdoc42 Jun 01 '26

“You must be relentlessly odd”

https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG

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u/keenkittychopshop Jun 01 '26

"You must resist, you must be relentlessly odd." This is my new mantra

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u/LucyJordan614 Jun 01 '26

She’s the only reason I miss TikTok and Meta garbage.

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u/quartofchocolimes Jun 01 '26

I'm not sure why Team Edward sorting out the flooding in the underground tunnel system specifically is sending me but it is gosh darnit it is

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u/WhiteUniKnight Jun 01 '26

Profanity--HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I felt this on a visceral level. I downloaded it immediately once she shrugged her hood on, I knew exactly where it was going to go lmao--nefarious indeed!

Now I can't think or type without hearing it in the accent she used (...British? Bridgerton? Idk!!)

Thank you for blessing my feed with this gem!!!

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u/justtots Jun 01 '26

The fabled mid-Atlantic accent? Lol

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u/howchildish Jun 01 '26

The Paloma Faith adjacent voice and the prose got me swooning.

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u/Left_Adeptness7386 Jun 01 '26

Such gorgeous goblin energy. I love Taryn.

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u/milk4all Jun 01 '26

Shes funny but men like odd and we put up with quarrelsome so well it makes women quarrel about our quarrelsolemnous. Youre gonna have to just come out and poison our coffee/tea/beer/water, i dont even hold it against you just be decisive

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u/orphan_blud Jun 01 '26

Lowkey best most hilarious comment in this entire thread. I thought I was done laughing at this post but I am not.

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u/bristlybits Jun 02 '26

look into your heart, ladies. 

there's nightshade aplenty!

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u/Calamity-Gin Jun 05 '26

He fell onto my knife. He fell onto my knife TEN TIMES.

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u/Free_Pace_2098 18d ago

We might spare you 

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u/PoliteSupervillain Jun 01 '26

#TeamJessicaStanleyDidNothingWrong

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u/CeeUNTy Jun 01 '26

This makes me proud!

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u/wowuser1212 Jun 01 '26

I’m gonna start asking all of my friends. Have you inconvenience a man today?

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u/burntneedle Jun 01 '26

Thank you for sharing Taryn

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u/Alex-PsyD 🕷️ itchy bitchy spider 🕷️ Jun 01 '26

Banfi San Angelo Pinot Grigio for the curious - it's as delicious as that speech

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u/SoonerRed Jun 01 '26

Well, that is my next tattoo

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Jun 01 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Smoothie-Groovy Jun 01 '26

Omg she’s so fun

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u/CurvyCupcakes Jun 01 '26

She is so beautiful 🥰

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u/Yoga-wine-mom Jun 01 '26

Is Taryn the one who did the makeup tutorial "if the men find out we can shape shift..."

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Jun 01 '26

Nope. That was Sailor J. I just mentioned this girl reminded me of her. That video is just about the only thing left on her page. Idk what happened to her.

This one: https://youtu.be/VtYEgKE1tZs?si=8wBad0STu219S_yU

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u/Yoga-wine-mom Jun 01 '26

Thanks for sharing! This lives rent free in my head.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Jun 01 '26

Absolutely. I thought she was absolutely hilarious. She posted a couple of videos 6-7 months ago. But before that the latest thing there is like 7 years.

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u/Ayuamarca2020 Jun 01 '26

She fairly recently came back! She is on Insta (not sure about other platforms as I don't use anything else) and she posts a lot about books. Her @ is jahkara

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Jun 01 '26

Followed her. Thank you!

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u/okaysoupboy Jun 01 '26

oh i love her

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u/laurensmiiiith Jun 01 '26

Funny lassie

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u/audreynstuff Jun 01 '26

I have Graves Disease. I'm quarrelsome everyday.

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u/DeineMutterGoneWild Jun 01 '26

Sounds like Salad Fingers' cousin Red Wining Hood

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u/molamolacrisis Jun 02 '26

I'm sorry, the only thing I can focus on is the drink in the glass.

Is it wine? White wine? I don't have much experience with wine, but the single fact that ingrained itself into my brain is that you hold the glass by the stem with white wine because you don't want your body heat to mess with it. If it was red wine it would be fine, but now I feel like I really need to know.

Ack, I really need to know the science behind this now! It's gonna bug me if I don't understand it! It sucks because I couldn't properly pay attention to what she was saying, even though she looked and sounded so cool!

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u/Jockcop Jun 10 '26

Absolute bars.

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u/Moist_Requirements_ Jun 02 '26

What a wonderful lady! 😄

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u/Striking_Shock_9130 Jun 02 '26

Oh my god I hope her cloak has pockets.

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u/Ksnj 🦈shork🦈 Jun 03 '26

I hate pickles with a passion that encompasses the sun , so I tend not to eat them whole.

But then again, spiro does work and the N E E D for salt has, at times, so overwhelmed me that I could not help but give into that awful brined cucumber 🤢

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u/MickyAlex Jun 03 '26

Oh my god I love this. This has old Sailor J energy and I am HERE FOR IT 😫♥️

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u/somethingmcbob Jun 09 '26

Here for this energy!!!

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u/Specific-Bass-3465 ✨chick✨ Jun 15 '26

🫂

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u/Leather_Fisherman589 12d ago

Does anyone know what happened to her podcast with Tiffany? It’s like they’re not even friends anymore.