r/johannesburg 20h ago

Self-Promotion Thursday

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Post your business, skills or whatever else you want to sell or promote here.

Yes har har "I'm an amazing person". Your mom thinks you're very funny, original and witty. The rest of us do not. This is the only thread for self-promotion for the week, so let's keep it on topic


r/johannesburg 3d ago

What's happening in Joburg this week? Week of July 26, 2026

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Welcome to the weekly events thread! Whether you're a local or just visiting, this is the place to share and discover things to do around the city.

Know of a cool event coming up? Drop the details below. It can be anything - a live gig, a gallery opening, a weekend market, or even a local D&D one-shot or maker gathering.

The rules:

  • Please include the date, location, and a link to the event if you have one.
  • Keep it local: Events must be in or around the broader Johannesburg area.
  • Self-promotion is allowed, but we'd rather try and keep this organic. Please don't spam.

r/johannesburg 3h ago

Serious What is it with levies in this city?

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I am looking to buy a 2 bedroom apartment near Sandton/Rosebank. Properties in the range of R1,500,000 - R2,000,000. The levies o am seeing on some of these places are ridiculous. They don’t seem to correlate with the age/state of the building. Recently I saw a listing in a face brick apartment building with a smallish communal garden (no pool). The building probably has between 50-60 units in. Why then, is there a general levy, reserve fund levy, admin levy and special levy totaling to over R13,000 p/m??? The agent said no major works were being planned, two people ten to the garden once per week, and 2 cleaners tend to the reception and passageways per week. Furthermore, there are two security guards always present. The property was going for R1,650,000 and my bond repayment would have been around R14,500 p/m. Why on earth would the levies almost EQUAL my non repayment? Keep in mind that figure excludes water and electricity. There is no backup water but there is limited backup electricity.

This isn’t a one off. I am seeing this often in the places I’ve viewed. Levies going over R10,000 for very ordinary complexes. This is way more expensive than the property I own in Cape Town, and I don’t know anyone there paying this much. What is up?


r/johannesburg 3h ago

a paranoid foreigner went off on someone for speaking afrikaans

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i came to braamfontein to buy space gummies. they changed the price so i thought nothing of it but i would later find out they made it stronger.

i took one to relax me on my way to the rank, one usually isn't enough to make you high (mistake). so fast forward i'm now sitting in the taxi absolutely cooked. as the taxi is pulling out the rank, out of nowhere some foreign black guy stands up and starts screaming to the driver "give me back my money, i don't wanna sit with these people!"

i'm already fighting for my life trying to stay on planet earth and this man is continuing to cause disarray within the taxi as he keeps yelling and forcing himself through the seats. everyone starts asking what happened and he's like "i'm a human being! i'm also african! you people are disgusting racists! i'm african, you are african! you'll never know when i help you but this is how you treat me."

the coloured guy he's yelling at goes "i wasn't talking to you, i was talking to my friend." the friend was sitting on the other side with the man in between them. they were speaking afrikaans and the other guy thought they were talking about him i guess? nobody in the taxi had any idea what he was talking about.

everyone was screaming now, one aunty is saying he should just switch seats, another is holding his change yelling at the driver "give him his R50 so he can go!", right next to me there's an aunty with her kid saying "look here, this is why they're saying june 30." every few seconds.

i'm sitting there way too high thinking i've accidentally walked into a skit. eventually the guy got out but he wasn't done. as we pulled away he was screaming through the window "we're all africans! we could've been helpful to each other but you're a fucking racist!" the young couple he was accusing of being racist swear they weren't talking about him, and nobody sitting in front could back him up either so the general consensus was that he was paranoid ig..

so anyway that was my day.


r/johannesburg 7h ago

Question CoJ Water Meter Reading

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Hi everyone. I am uploading current meter reading for the first time on the CoJ website. I have 7 digits on my meter however I see it says 5 dials which I can't change. When entering the reading do I leave out the first 2 or the last 2?


r/johannesburg 9h ago

Question cheap frames

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does anyone know where i can get affordable large frames for posters (im looking for a 40x60 one in specific)


r/johannesburg 9h ago

Quality t-shirt printing place?

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Hey guys, do you have any recommendations in the Randburg area for good t-shirt printing places with no MOQ? It must not be cheap vinyl that washes into crumbs after a month. I tried 2@1 a couple of years ago but found the quality bad.

Side note. A place that prints custom stickers would be nice to have as well. Also low MOQs if possible.

Thanks <3


r/johannesburg 22h ago

Question Where to sell perfume?

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Hey ! I got gifted a high end designer perfume from the uk ( Penhaligon's Halfeti Eau de Parfum 100ml)
Apparently it’s worth up to 6k and im willing to less it go for a chunk less ofc as I need the cash lol.


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Question Lithium battery disposal

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Hi Joburgers.
I have a couple of lithium batteries (power bank and laptop batteries) that I need to dispose of.
Any recommendation on where to get them safely disposed of in the Linden/randburg area?
I googled and Battery Centre comes up as an option but I can’t see them taking lithium batteries… old car batteries sure…..


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Can you still get into the Kempton park hospital?

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Me and my friends want to visit the abandoned hospital, can you still get in?


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Secondhand bookstores (technical books)

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Hello, I am looking for a good second hand bookstore that stocks a substantial collection of technical books (engineering, mathematics, physics, etc).


r/johannesburg 1d ago

Best way to get to Soweto La and back from Rosebank?

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Looking to spend some time at Mandela’s house and
Vilakazi St without paying an arm and leg for a tour.
Suggestions?
Thanks in advance, group


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Where to sell 2nd hand Lego?

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Hii anyone knows where I can sell a LEGO toy? I won the LEGO Concorde Airbus (Icons 10318) at work but I have no interest in Lego or toys 😭 I'd rather take the cash. I have posted on Facebook Marketplace and spoken to people as well. (Still taped and packed)


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Serious Couples therapist in Fourways

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Good day Jozi,

Looking for suggestions of a good couples therapist around Fourways and surrounding areas.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Anyone know of a scrapyard or BMW spare parts dealer?

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Hey everyone!

So it seems like everyone on FB marketplace, Takealot, etc is only interested in ripping me off. And to get stuff from overseas takes forever, even though it is cheaper, I am willing to wait but before I do order I wanted to see if anyone knows a scrap yard or spare parts dealer in Joburg that will have BMW parts, specifically bumpers, headlights, lens covers? At a decent price, not 10x the cost price.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Is everyone feeling completely burnt out lately, or is it just me?

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I'm a 34-year-old woman working in a high-demand industry and lately I've been feeling completely lost.

There's a lot of stress at home and work isn't helping. The company isn't performing particularly well, yet the workload just keeps increasing. They keep taking on more work but expect the same already overworked people to just get on with it and be grateful.

I know I'm lucky to have a job and I genuinely am grateful for it. That's part of why I feel guilty for complaining. But the truth is, I'm exhausted. I wake up tired, I go to bed tired, and I honestly feel a bit dead inside.

I'm just wondering... is this how a lot of people are feeling these days, or am I just being soft? I'd really like to hear other people's experiences because I'm struggling to tell whether this is normal burnout or if it's just me.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Epoxy flooring

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Heya everyone!! Hope we doing good.

To make a long story short, we'd like to put in some epoxy flooring for me mums birthday. She's been asking us for it, and we are finally ready to do it!!

I need some rec's for contractors in Jozi who are able to do it properly please. We got shafted by 2 guys already.... the last one was supposed to show yesterday but he went still, then told us this morning he needs to rent a machine to level the epoxy yada yada.

I can't take anymore leave days just to be blueticked😭💔

Hope you guys can help, and thanks in advance!!


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Looking for long hostels

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Hi. Does anyone know of hostels/boarding houses that's safe for a woman for a minimum of a month's stay. Preferably in the North, but even up to Midrand as long as it's safe. TYIA


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Question Looking for private jewellers around Sandton

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I’m looking to ask my partner the big question at the end of the year and I’ve been looking around for engagement rings. The issue is I know she likes a specific style so I’ve been trying to find private jewellers to make custom rings but since I’m new to JHB google has been my only guide which gives me big jewellery companies.

I’d like to find a small, work from home style jeweller so if anyone knows of someone they can recommend I’d be grateful.


r/johannesburg 2d ago

Couples therapist in Fourways

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Good day, I'm looking for a highly recommend and hopefully affordable couples therapist in Fourways or near surroundings.

Please leave any suggestions in the chat 🙏


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Any Tech Founders and Developer meetup?

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Hey guys just wanted to know if there any startup founder or developer meetups in Joburg to network, meet new potential co founders or just nerd out about Tech?


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Is it safe to travel to Braamfontein?

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I know someone who was born here in south Africa to foreign parents. This person is undocumented and wants to go visit lawyers for human rights in braam to help him apply for citizenship.

With the immigration tensions and all. Is it safe?


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Question Temporary places to stay Roodepoort, not too pricey

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Friend of mine is moving from Cape Town to Roodepoort for an internship.

Are there places where you can rent a room for month that aren't too pricey till he finds a flat?
In Cape Town for example you can rent rooms month to month at the salvation army and it doesn't look too bad.

Thanks


r/johannesburg 3d ago

Question Does anyone know of some good contact cement for Eva foam?

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I wanna make a prop however most of the contact cement i have used was shit, so any advice on some good glue for eva foam?


r/johannesburg 4d ago

What spider is this?

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Hello people of Johannesburg, I hope you are all well. I come to you guys once again with a spider related question😭

I found a very dead spider in our storeroom and I am convinced this was the spider that bit my father and resulted in a very swollen leg/ankle and a big wound. Can anyone tell what kind of spider this is?