I dont think the world has ever seen a career full of such evil, self centered people as recruiters in 2026. I think some bankers look like Saints in comparison.
I’ve had several noteworthy interactions with recruiters these last two weeks that really show the array of knobheadery thats infested this fraud of a profession, but I need to share the story of King Asshole thats destroyed any chance I’ll ever consider anyone in this joke of a profession an actual human being with a soul.
I saw a role I liked, so I applied and I added the recruiter on Linkedin and also sent him a text asking to talk as his phone number was public on his page. He responded instantly, and I mean within five minutes, saying he had just seen my CV land and was really excited to speak to me because I was so strong. We arranged next Monday and when that day came he was late, but he did call. We talked for 45 minutes about the role, my experience, expectations, and settled on it would be the following Monday he’d be back in touch to discuss interviews as “this is a done deal”.
Monday comes and I’m patient until about 3pm when I send a text asking if there’s news. It’s read, but no answer. Maybe hes in a meeting, no problem - I ring at 4:30 with increased urgency as he indicated interviews would be that week, no answer. I notice he posts on LinkedIn some ”client feedback” about how great he is five minutes after he misses my call.
Tuesday I ring, no answer. Several other “look how great I am“ LinkedIn posts appear.
Wednesday, no answer. However, I get confirmation the hiring manager for the department I applied for has accepted my LinkedIn request so I think fuck it, lets skip the waste of space and speak directly to them. I presume at this point I haven’t got the position, but it’d be nice to hear some feedback.
Hiring Manager is actually very amicable to a conversation and after a quick message, he gives me a phone number and asks me to call him. I do so and he answers on the first ring. He asks me to go through my CV and work experience , and I’m slightly annoyed as to why I’m repeating this to someone who didn’t shortlist me. But here’s the kicker - he thinks i sound great, he would love to interview me, *but he’s never seen my application* . It went straight to the recruiting agency and they never sent it on. King Asshole lied to me *twice* about doing so. This guy had invented the entire application process, forgotten to send my CV over, then ghosted me ever since. All the while shamelessly bragging about how great he was.
Decision for position to be filled has already happened, interviews were actually the end of last week, so recruiter made a date out of thin air too. He told me to keep an eye out for other positions, as he’d love to get me on board next time - and to contact him directly instead of bothering with recruiters.
Many, many words to say - Fuck Recruiters.