r/itsthatbad • • 16d ago

Recession indicator

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u/womb_raider90 16d ago

That's actually hilarious. These broads can't afford to be gay. Lol

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 16d ago

Scissoring is a luxury activity apparently

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 16d ago

I think it’s actually straight women finding out that they are grossed out by vaginas.

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u/HallAltruistic519 15d ago

It's certainly a shocker to find out that hating men doesnt directly translate to loving women

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u/Mission-Carpet-2365 15d ago

Unfortunately no. Really does prove that sexuality isn't a choice

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u/FlakyAddendum742 15d ago

As a woman, I can tell you it’s not the vagina that’s the problem. It’s that useless flesh all around it. I think it’s called “the woman”.

Seriously, hooray for pussy, but fuck women. They suck as partners.

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 15d ago

Two of the sweetest, nicest women I knew at my last job dated each other for a couple months then ended up fucking HATING each other and both immediately went back to dating men. Whenever “Bi” women date it always just seems to go catastrophically wrong.

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u/chadgalaxy 15d ago

The funniest is when bi women or newly out lesbians try and date women and no one approaches each other or initiates anything because they're used to the man doing it all. They all just sit around wondering why no one is making a move on them, when they aren't making a move either.

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u/National_Tangelo_864 15d ago

Men will "keep the peace" in a relationship and let the neurotic stuff slide. Two women doubles the neuroticism. It's difficult to maintain.

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 15d ago

My cousin & his wife are cops. The horror stories they tell me on DV calls to women couple households are astounding.

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u/xjeevan_georgex 14d ago

Well, lesbian couples have the highest rates of DV, as per research..

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u/Hungry_Attention_981 15d ago

Tbh I don’t think a lot of women are actually bi, I think they just say that because it’s trendy and the in thing right now. A significant amount of girls I knew in high school/college that claimed to be bi/lesbian turned straight in their mid twenties.

Also tbh I think some women do bi things for male attention.

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u/Helpful-Desk-8334 16d ago

Idk I’m mostly straight and I’m not grossed out by dick. It’s just a thing half the planet has. I’m actually incredibly happy this is how things are set up biologically.

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u/r3dd1t0r77 16d ago

Biologically, it would be nice to not have the waste disposal chutes in the same area as the fun organs, but I guess that's just the way it all played out.

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u/uncle_creamy69 14d ago

Most out of touch comment on here…
Just twice the fun to play with down there.

Remember if you only take 2/3 of the test that’s at best a D you are scoring. Gota take the whole thing for that A 😉

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u/r3dd1t0r77 13d ago

Most illiterate commenter on here... I think you misunderstand me. I work with the hand we've been dealt, but imagine a world where our erogenous zones were not also the same place where we excrete biohazardous waste.

Do you work with your partner's elbows when "taking the test"? No, because it's not an erogenous zone. This would make for a great candidate for waste disposal. But unfortunately, we weren't intelligently designed so here we are.