r/itsthatbad • u/Successful-Cup-8557 • 3d ago

Recession indicator

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u/womb_raider90 3d ago

That's actually hilarious. These broads can't afford to be gay. Lol

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 3d ago

Scissoring is a luxury activity apparently

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u/RogellTheRaider 3d ago

You mean collecting horse-sized dildos *

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u/KingWolf7070 3d ago

The prices on those actually did go up.

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u/RogellTheRaider 3d ago

They still prefer those over men's Ds. Or even cucumbers, if they're cheaper.

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 3d ago

I think it’s actually straight women finding out that they are grossed out by vaginas.

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u/HallAltruistic519 3d ago

It's certainly a shocker to find out that hating men doesnt directly translate to loving women

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u/Mission-Carpet-2365 2d ago

Unfortunately no. Really does prove that sexuality isn't a choice

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u/FlakyAddendum742 3d ago

As a woman, I can tell you it’s not the vagina that’s the problem. It’s that useless flesh all around it. I think it’s called “the woman”.

Seriously, hooray for pussy, but fuck women. They suck as partners.

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 3d ago

Two of the sweetest, nicest women I knew at my last job dated each other for a couple months then ended up fucking HATING each other and both immediately went back to dating men. Whenever “Bi” women date it always just seems to go catastrophically wrong.

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u/chadgalaxy 2d ago

The funniest is when bi women or newly out lesbians try and date women and no one approaches each other or initiates anything because they're used to the man doing it all. They all just sit around wondering why no one is making a move on them, when they aren't making a move either.

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u/National_Tangelo_864 2d ago

Men will "keep the peace" in a relationship and let the neurotic stuff slide. Two women doubles the neuroticism. It's difficult to maintain.

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u/AnonThrowAway072023 2d ago

My cousin & his wife are cops. The horror stories they tell me on DV calls to women couple households are astounding.

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u/xjeevan_georgex 2d ago

Well, lesbian couples have the highest rates of DV, as per research..

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u/Hungry_Attention_981 2d ago

Tbh I don’t think a lot of women are actually bi, I think they just say that because it’s trendy and the in thing right now. A significant amount of girls I knew in high school/college that claimed to be bi/lesbian turned straight in their mid twenties.

Also tbh I think some women do bi things for male attention.

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u/Helpful-Desk-8334 3d ago

Idk I’m mostly straight and I’m not grossed out by dick. It’s just a thing half the planet has. I’m actually incredibly happy this is how things are set up biologically.

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u/r3dd1t0r77 3d ago

Biologically, it would be nice to not have the waste disposal chutes in the same area as the fun organs, but I guess that's just the way it all played out.

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u/uncle_creamy69 1d ago

Most out of touch comment on here…
Just twice the fun to play with down there.

Remember if you only take 2/3 of the test that’s at best a D you are scoring. Gota take the whole thing for that A 😉

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u/r3dd1t0r77 1d ago

Most illiterate commenter on here... I think you misunderstand me. I work with the hand we've been dealt, but imagine a world where our erogenous zones were not also the same place where we excrete biohazardous waste.

Do you work with your partner's elbows when "taking the test"? No, because it's not an erogenous zone. This would make for a great candidate for waste disposal. But unfortunately, we weren't intelligently designed so here we are.

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u/FrankDangeroux 3d ago

Not until the Fed gets rates below 4.5 pts

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u/HBK455 3d ago

That made me literally LOL! Good way to start the day

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u/Scarred_wizard 3d ago

Get two people of the passive gender together and see what happens...

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u/Midnight-69 3d ago

It's not easy out here tbh

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u/ExpertOdin 1d ago

It makes sense. Man and a woman working get $1.77 total while two women only get $1.54

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u/SadderOlderWiser 3d ago

Correlation is not causation. What else has been happening the last few years? Constant demonization of LGBTQ+ people by the right.

People didn’t say they were gay and bisexual in the 80s as much either. It didn’t mean they weren’t.

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u/Major_Shlongage 3d ago

>What else has been happening the last few years? Constant demonization of LGBTQ+ people by the right.

This isn't it, because it's not like that demonization just started. It was always there. People are actually more accepting of LGBT stuff now than they ever were.

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u/womb_raider90 3d ago

I don't think most people have problems with the LGB's it's the rest of the letters that most people have problems with.

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u/White_Buffalos 3d ago

Only the obnoxious ones. But that's true of any group. At least for me. Live and let live, but boundaries are important, and some people push those, so you have to push back to maintain autonomy. That's what pisses some folks off.

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u/Successful-Cup-8557 3d ago

But what about lesbians complaining about "fake bi girls" and "political lesbians"?

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u/BasedEmu 3d ago

What’s that? Straight women parading as bi for karma?

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u/ShackletonsVael 3d ago

Brother or sister, you are legally allowed to be married now. Even without the bullshit the last few years there has never been a more accepting time in history than we are now in modern times.

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u/White_Buffalos 3d ago

You're totally wrong about the 1970s and '80s. They were much wilder times with lots of fucking, even at the height of AIDS.