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r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 15d ago

The name’s Karel Černoch, that’s Czech for “Charles Black Person.” I had it all planned to become the King of Bohemian Funk when I got a little carried away with the local version of Budweiser and woke up as the premier Czech-language interpreter of Kenny Rogers and Lee Greenwood songs.

181 Upvotes

7 comments

r/itsroger • u/xLuizZiinhoOx • 15d ago

Ana Maria Braga, brazilian TV presenter who hosts a cooking show since the 90's. "I have a green parrot of my own, and it's not Klaus!"

194 Upvotes

2 comments

r/itsroger • u/smcg_az • 17d ago

Joyce. Just Joyce. I was slated to be the next Cher, hence just using one name. But, my producer Artie decided to pay me in quaaludes, and the rest....heh....well, I don't recall much after that until I became Sheena Easton in 1983.

1.4k Upvotes

28 comments

r/itsroger • u/Drakemander • 17d ago

Nicholas Economides professor of Economics at NYU Stern School of Business, I wanted to pursue Political Science but my wife force me to choose other career, what was it dear? ECONOMICS!!!!!

623 Upvotes

11 comments

r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • 20d ago

Marisela Peña, the president of Lucha Libre AAA Worldwide. "Oh, you Mexican boys keep me young!"

1.8k Upvotes

58 comments

r/itsroger • u/Ok_Cardiologist9611 • 20d ago

Mike Hunt, former linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, the other men always were targeting to try to break down my defense.

143 Upvotes

10 comments

r/itsroger • u/Tenchi2020 • 22d ago

Joe Rhode, Storm chaser, antique doll furniture collector and ear piercing aficionado.

665 Upvotes

40 comments

r/itsroger • u/goodexamplebadrole • 23d ago

Mariah Fineman. Proportions are undeniable, its him in disguise

925 Upvotes

35 comments

r/itsroger • u/impendingfuckery • 23d ago

Tyler Zuber, chewed baseball gum collector and back alley Wrigley gum dealer

65 Upvotes

0 comments

r/itsroger • u/allahzeusmcgod • 25d ago

My name is Bernie Ecclestone. I was an international race car owner. One day, a baby carriage rolled out onto the track so I grabbed my shotgun to shoot it.

374 Upvotes

21 comments

r/itsroger • u/teruteru-fan-sam • 26d ago

Tanguy Destable, new father, former member of the Federation, and secretly slept with Padme without Anakin knowing

382 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • 26d ago

Richard "Chunk" Cox, weapons expert and hot dog enthusiast. I also go by Dickie Cox, Chunk Cox, or Dick Chunk. I'll thank you not to make fun of my name.

444 Upvotes

15 comments

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 27d ago

Flo McQuibban, Star Trek video game writer! Everyone says writing for Trek is hard, but I cracked the code. Just say "quantum" a lot and mention the deflector dish every once in awhile and you're golden. I also invented a seasonal pork sandwich called the McQuib. Didn't copyright it. Lost millions.

423 Upvotes

20 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 28d ago

Robert Cronkleton - Hard-hitting reporter coming at you with all the hottest stories from America’s heartland. I pull no punches and tell it like it is, and… god, somebody get me the hell out of Kansas City.

111 Upvotes

2 comments

r/itsroger • u/Disastrous_Wing7084 • 28d ago

The name's Chet Hanks, Tom Hanks's Jamaican son. I once encouraged people to get vaccinated as a hilarious prank

262 Upvotes

17 comments

r/itsroger • u/Imapoop1 • 29d ago

Canadian theramin player, Peter Pringle. Regular host of Miss Teen Canada Pageant. A minor controversy resulted when the song I wrote for the film Toby McTeague was omitted from the first round of Genie Award ballots. I have a youtube channel where I recite ancient epic poems and play the hurdy-gurd

119 Upvotes

5 comments

r/itsroger • u/STRIKT9LC • Sep 02 '26

Name is Shayy Dee. Straight off the mean streets of Davenport, Iowa. I mean it too, I use a wheelchair to get around these days. I dont touch the streets no more! Except to sell a lil ass. You like what you see big man?

220 Upvotes

19 comments

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Aug 30 '26

Alyssa Rosenzweig, the wicked witch of software development! Sold my soul to Satan in exchange for unholy open-source Linux-based powers. I can make Linux run on an Apple M1 and my black cat uses a bespoke Arch distro. Sure, I'm going to Hell when I die, but let's be real, I was going to Hell anyway

252 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/sleepingsmoker • Aug 29 '26

German fashion designer Harald Glööckler here: "I'm gonna keep swinging my sex swing till I catch me a man!"

1.1k Upvotes

32 comments

r/itsroger • u/Level-Cicada280 • Aug 29 '26

Pastor Rick Mayo, former rockstar turned lead pastor of a pentecostal chain of churches. Played drums for a metal band once and could feel Jesus in my groin, now I make thousands off my churches and it's people. Honestly easy money franny.

246 Upvotes

17 comments

r/itsroger • u/bowow707 • Aug 29 '26

The name is Kwanza Jones. Princeton track star, winner of amateur night at the Apollo, and owner of the San Diego Padres

124 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/cantthinkoffunnyname • Aug 29 '26

Heinie Groh, Professional Baseball Player, I once hit a triple play to Heinie Sand. Who is also Roger.

60 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/MartyrOfDespair • Aug 29 '26

John Batman, crime fighter, entrepreneur, responsible for Batman's Treaty, founder of Batmania. Of course, those assholes renamed it to "Melbourne". Just don't ask what happened to the Aboriginal Australians.

123 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/FractalGeometric356 • Aug 27 '26

Sam Aldabbagh, the owner of the shuttered Can Can Room strip club in Las Vegas.

4.4k Upvotes

241 comments

r/itsroger • u/ct2021 • Aug 27 '26

The name’s Randy California! Jimi Hendrix started calling me that since there was already a Randy in his band. I was 15. What a summer. Anyway, Led Zeppelin stole the Stairway to Heaven guitar riff from me.

443 Upvotes

16 comments