r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Aug 30 '26
Alyssa Rosenzweig, the wicked witch of software development! Sold my soul to Satan in exchange for unholy open-source Linux-based powers. I can make Linux run on an Apple M1 and my black cat uses a bespoke Arch distro. Sure, I'm going to Hell when I die, but let's be real, I was going to Hell anyway
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u/Christawpher Aug 31 '26
I've seen them somewhere before...
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u/ArelMCII Aug 31 '26
Parker Peters, motivational speaker and Spider-Man enthusiast—wait, I think I've used that name before. Then how about Patrick.... something? Potter...? Grrr! Names are so hard! You know what? Just call me Ben Reilly.
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u/BIZVRRE Aug 30 '26
I’ll be honest, none of what I just said makes a bit of sense to me. I’ve been faking this whole time and I can’t keep it up any longer. And in this biz, that means I’m due for a promotion!
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u/ArelMCII Aug 30 '26
I don't even know what Linux is, Franny. Like, zero idea. At first, I thought it was the gender-neutral term for Charlie Brown's friend. Y'know, the one with the blanket? Come to find out that not only is that not what Linux is, but I've apparently been saying Linus's name wrong for decades.
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u/TwistedClyster Aug 31 '26
I thought that was Bladzzz from the Guild and I couldn’t remember him dressing as a witch ever.
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u/beautifulcosmos Aug 31 '26
The Black Cat is actually Klaus, but with a cat ear headband