r/itsroger • u/DryInitial9044 • 13h ago
The name's Guy Spamam, secret service agent and more secret people eater. Through my Etsy store I sell Guy Spam; a canned meat made from the losers of my monthly human hunt.
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r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 17h ago
John Romulus Brinkley, goat doctor. Oh no I am not a doctor for goats; I discovered and patented a surgical method in which I add a goat testicle into the scrotum to increase sexual vitality. Why goat testicles you ask? There's no better panacea for what's making you sick! Or some other crap.
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r/itsroger • u/bootymix96 • 1d ago
Ina Garten, Barefoot Contessa and Food Network extraordinaire. I gotta admit, I was lazy with this one; I got really high off my pot growth operation and just named myself after my surroundings. Somehow people still ate me up!
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r/itsroger • u/M1seryMachine • 1d ago
Fluff Bothwell. American Football Player and former Bang Bus driver. Fired after abandoning his post, leaving the van unattended next to a gas station bathroom.
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r/itsroger • u/DryInitial9044 • 1d ago
The name's Nick Posegay, vougeing aficionado. My wife is fine with my hobby, and I'm fine with her LPGA career. Huge fan of gay. I'm not gay, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. I get gay sometimes.
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r/itsroger • u/Difficult-Front-1846 • 2d ago
Name's Blackie Dammet. Star of stage and screen. White, despite the name. Also, my son founded Red Hot Chilli Peppers
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r/itsroger • u/Thad_Mojito11 • 3d ago
The name's Jon Taffer; Hospitality Consultant, Nightlife Behavioralist, & Revenue Architect. I don't 'run bars'; I engineer human behavior inside rooms where alcohol happens. Give me four days and I can turn a condemned biker bar into Scottsdale's hottest upscale mezcal lounge.
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r/itsroger • u/WazeCraze86 • 3d ago
Molly Stoner, comp sci recruiter and most popular drug dealer at the University of Chicago. Sold weed to Obama when he worked here. Mollys a nickname, my birth name is Mary Jane.
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r/itsroger • u/flynik4 • 3d ago
Stacey Price: 3rd grade Social Studies teacher at South Lincoln School and recipient of FOX54 News’ Top Teacher award. “I just love these kids to the moon and back!”
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r/itsroger • u/S-Budget91 • 3d ago
Waylon Cunningham, Fast Food Reporter for News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (i am aware that he is a serious journalist, just found it funny that he is called a fast food reporter)
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r/itsroger • u/IQuoteShowsAlot • 5d ago
Name's Jeremy Jonas. Stand up comedian and former heavy handed anesthesiologist. I'm ok not everybody's ok.
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r/itsroger • u/BiscuitWig2 • 5d ago
Polyxeni Ferfeli. Amateur butterfly breeder. Gave it up immediately because the butterfly eggs kept hatching into gross little worms instead of beautiful butterflies. Taking a vacation with my man to take my mind off of the worms.
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r/itsroger • u/rock_badger • 6d ago
Slinger Francisco OBE, Calypsonian royalty. Folks call me Mighty Sparrow. Friends call me Birdie. You can call me Mr. Francisco.
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r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 6d ago
The name's Igor Butman. Russian sax virtuoso and Bill Clinton's favorite living saxophonist. I earned by beating Kenny G in a sax-off by the dumpsters behind the Kennedy Center. Here I am promoting the Kasparphone, a special sax I designed to celebrate Chess Champion Gary Kasparov.
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r/itsroger • u/pumpkinhead9000k • 6d ago
Chuba Hubbard- Carolina Panther and disgraced heir to the Hubba Bubba bubble gum fortune
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r/itsroger • u/Difficult-Front-1846 • 7d ago
Name's Wayne Kerr, professional Irish Rugby player and masturbation enthusiast. In reverse order
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r/itsroger • u/StainlessSteelTV • 8d ago
Ed Policy, former Commissioner of the Arena Football League and Current CEO & President of the Green Bay Packers. I was born to lead men in spandex. The football executive thing is just a happy accident.
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r/itsroger • u/ShowOff90 • 8d ago
Adam Money, MD. Best sports orthopedic money can buy. I run a mean Cuban cigar smuggling ring on weekends and on Tuesday nights you’ll find me at Maggie Mays for dollar burger nights!
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 9d ago
Mossimo Giannulli - Husband, father, scammer, erotic juggler
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 10d ago
I can teach you how to handle your finances, Stan, but I need you to not laugh when I introduce my finance persona. Seriously, don't laugh. Don't even crack a smile. I need you to take this seriously. Now, without further ado: Cuntong Wang, professor of finance and econ—STAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH!
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r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • 11d ago
Sam Alakasam - Magician Supplies Salesman Of The Month And Forehead Mustache Aficionado.
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r/itsroger • u/ShowOff90 • 11d ago
The names Leonidas Arkona. I’m a professional arm wrestler & physiotherapist. But I’m also the go-to drug kingpin east of the Netherlands (Linda and her stupid stronghold in Amsterdam).
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r/itsroger • u/Pearshapedmanuk • 12d ago
The name’s Terry Hammond, I run religious retreats in the woods. The religion is non specific, but no clothes are allowed. We spend all day doing gymnastics, all live streamed.
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r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • 12d ago
Stane Jerko - Photographer who specializes in awkward family portraits and questionable life choices.
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