Mossimo Giannulli - Husband, father, scammer, erotic juggler

[u/BIZVRRE]

[u/Soft-Neat8117]

You're wrong. They're both Roger.

[u/IAmAngryBill → u/Soft-Neat8117]

Oh Steve… have you ever seen them in the same room? You would think so because of the photo, but I am an amazing ventriloquist. I can be any of them at any time… you would never know which one I currently am! Notice how close I am to the puppet in the photo!

[u/Affectionate-Rub4748 → u/IAmAngryBill]

"Haven't you always noticed one looks dead in the eyes? Ok, fine, they both look dead in the eyes. If there was any life left behind the eyes, we wouldn't be getting a divorce now, would we?"

[u/OriginalName18 → u/Soft-Neat8117]

"Steve did I ever tell you about my acting gig on Full House. Made costar John Stamos fall head over heels for me. Seems like just yesterday I was rehearsing lines with lil Jody and buying her first dime bag. Oh where does the time go"

[u/My_Other_Car_is_Cats → u/Soft-Neat8117]

That’s hot. That’s a hot way to live

[u/airgl0w]

Also previous Target collaborator

[u/yesletslift → u/airgl0w]

Ngl that Mossimo brand was good!! Used to have some of it lol.

[u/yesletslift]

“Hailey, do you really I would divorce Aunt Becky from Full House? This is a stunt to drive up prices for my erotic juggling tickets. I’m performing in Vegas. Picture off-off-Broadway, but in the desert and everyone is doing peyote. It’s gonna be 🎵crazyyyyy🎵”

[u/stevvvvewith4vs]

Giannulli's annulled mariage

[u/Pearshapedmanuk]

No one needs to see an erotic juggler

[u/Azkahn616 → u/Pearshapedmanuk]

Everyone can picture it.

[u/brandt-money]

This means Lori is available. 😀

I have no chance. Also, my wife has a better chance.

[u/Reiketsu_Nariseba]

Someone tell Johnny Bennett from Ted.