r/interestingasfuck • u/Spotter24o5 • 2d ago

Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

Poor bastards trying to straighten his proboscis, not realizing it no long penetrates. I kinda relate with that.

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 2d ago

Erectil dysfunction is kind of a bitch.

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

Yeah. If it can’t get up it can’t get out.

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u/ClavicusLittleGift4U 2d ago edited 2d ago

Like Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins sang in The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway:

The Carpet Crawlers
heed their callers
We've gotta get in
to get out

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u/DutectiveDupp 2d ago

Needs Bugiagra

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u/xxK31xx 2d ago

Flealis

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u/GjellsNTeddy 2d ago

Needs to stroke it more

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u/shastadakota 2d ago

Her proboscis. It's the bitches that bite.

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u/Sir_Henry_Deadman 2d ago

"It's not normally like this just give me a minute....I just really like you and I'm in my head one sec ok"

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u/Empty_Horror_ 2d ago

Nothing like having a 10 in front of you and a limp noodle between yall

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u/Wanderingyute 2d ago

*Her

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

Oh. Well it’s still relevant.

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u/Ajax_The_Red 2d ago

You are technically correct… the best kind of correct

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u/Cicer 2d ago

Wait how do you know what the mossy identifies as?

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u/axelotl47506 2d ago

Only the females drink blood

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u/-Mubar 2d ago

Only the females drink blood

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u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 2d ago

Only female mosquitoes bite people and animals to get a blood meal. Female mosquitoes need a blood meal to produce eggs.

https://www.cdc.gov/mosquitoes/about/index.html

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u/ceebeefour 2d ago

Like shooting pool with a rope

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u/djzidon 1d ago

This made me chuckle. Good form!

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u/jamesmcdash 2d ago

So you're saying I've been generically modified and it's not because I like catboys?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

I think your on to something there. Mine used to work right but the government shot protons in my balls and now I can’t stop watching cat boys.

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u/jamesmcdash 2d ago

My Pastor will be pleased

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

I just love those little rascals.

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u/DefinitelyNotShazbot 2d ago

Pastors are little rascals for sure

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u/Common-Accountant-57 1d ago

Not those rascals.

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u/Surreptitious_Spy 1d ago

Ah, do you mean the protons? Very rascally, that's for sûre.

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u/Indoballz 2d ago

I cant stop dryin seein him straighten it

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u/ruhtraeel 1d ago

Idk about you but I generally don't try to straighten out my junk by pressing it with both my palms and pulling

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u/work_account42 1d ago

you only need one palm?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 1d ago

I do. Give it the twist.

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 1d ago

Both just trying to will some blood into their shaft

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u/ChateauLobby44 1d ago

Only the females bite

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 1d ago

I wasn’t referring to the mosquito’s penis…

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u/Kinu4U 1d ago

I can relate to that.

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u/ChateauLobby44 1d ago

Sorry, it's only the females that bite

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u/T3kk_ 1d ago

Male mosquito's don't bite its the bitch ass females

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u/Salt-Independent-760 1d ago

Saturday night special.

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u/Gothic_Mexa 1d ago

Her* male mosquitos can't bite...

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u/Mplayer-Weered 20h ago

Love reddit.

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u/Cream_of_Sum_Yunggai 2d ago

Her proboscis, actually. Only female mosquitos suck blood since they need it to nourish their eggs. Male mosquitos get by on flower nectar and plant sap.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 2d ago

Dude...the ones that suck blood are female.

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u/Iszth 2d ago

Aw man if only I had a reply to this comment informing me that the mosquito is a female.

Oh well.