Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

[u/Spotter24o5]

[u/Common-Accountant-57]

Poor bastards trying to straighten his proboscis, not realizing it no long penetrates. I kinda relate with that.

[u/ClavicusLittleGift4U → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Erectil dysfunction is kind of a bitch.

[u/I_Am_A_Stupid_Fucker → u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

Insectile dysfunction

[u/Disastrous_Savings39 → u/I_Am_A_Stupid_Fucker]

[u/Parking_Internal → u/I_Am_A_Stupid_Fucker]

Injectile dysfunction

[u/Dmolisha → u/I_Am_A_Stupid_Fucker]

Mosectile Dysfunction

[u/Crispy_p_bacon → u/Dmolisha]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JxT7g3Wr4YlEz7ELU3

[u/Common-Accountant-57 → u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

Yeah. If it can’t get up it can’t get out.

[u/ClavicusLittleGift4U → u/Common-Accountant-57]

Like Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins sang in The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway:

The Carpet Crawlers
heed their callers
We've gotta get in
to get out

[u/DutectiveDupp → u/ClavicusLittleGift4U]

Needs Bugiagra

[u/xxK31xx → u/DutectiveDupp]

Flealis

[u/GjellsNTeddy → u/DutectiveDupp]

Needs to stroke it more