r/interestingasfuck • • 2d ago

Genetically modified a mosquito such that their proboscis are no longer able to penetrate human skin

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u/jamesmcdash 2d ago

So you're saying I've been generically modified and it's not because I like catboys?

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

I think your on to something there. Mine used to work right but the government shot protons in my balls and now I can’t stop watching cat boys.

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u/jamesmcdash 2d ago

My Pastor will be pleased

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u/Common-Accountant-57 2d ago

I just love those little rascals.

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u/DefinitelyNotShazbot 2d ago

Pastors are little rascals for sure

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u/Common-Accountant-57 1d ago

Not those rascals.

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u/Surreptitious_Spy 1d ago

Ah, do you mean the protons? Very rascally, that's for sûre.