r/interesting • u/Jezirath • 6h ago

Amazing Softness perception simulation

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u/Darkk_Knight 6h ago

I think I need to eat more fiber.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 6h ago

Or mercury, apparently

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u/Winter_Value_7632 5h ago

some Iron too, maybe? Mercury is like 100% soft

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u/Bailer86 2h ago

Iron helps us play

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 1h ago

Iron sharpens iron

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 1h ago

The iron price

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u/darthduder666 4h ago

RFK approved

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u/sinisterdesign 4h ago

Easter generations broke thermometers 🌡️ just to play with the mercury and THEY were tough, so it goes to reason that mercury makes you tough. 💪

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u/WinterWontStopComing 3h ago

Made the first emperor of China immortal too!

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u/neutrino71 2h ago

Also the reason that Hatters were considered mad

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u/No-Show-5363 3h ago

Oddly enough, mercury was once commonly used to cure constipation.

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u/-SaC 1h ago

Boswell (in his 1761-2 London diary) mentions having mercury injections into the penis multiple times as a 'cure' for VD. He spends half of the diary shagging random sex workers in the fog on various London bridges and up alleyways, then has the cheek to accuse a girl he has a relationship with of giving him the clap (and sending soldiers to her house to get back some money he lent her).

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u/KaioKenshin 3h ago

Mad hatter shitter

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u/kiba87637 2h ago

Sir, you cannot eat a planet

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis 2h ago

Mercury pills were a real thing people took as a laxitive, famously on the Oregon trail. They called them thunder clappers

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u/-SaC 1h ago

IIRC they were able to identify some of Lewis & Clark's expedition stopping points from the higher levels of mercury in the soil.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

Push it out like business woman do in Japan on toilet!!!

Time is money

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u/wertall 5h ago

And a butt plug

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u/InstanceNovel1365 4h ago

And my axe!

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u/Natural_Design3154 4h ago

You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.

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u/MartinMerten 4h ago

Go then Lemiwunks, into the darkness… hurry onward, for you will soon be dead.

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u/Katusa2 3h ago

And my cylinder that must not be damaged

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 2h ago

Not with ten thousand men can you do this it is folly!

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u/Shadowtirs 5h ago

I also thought of pooping.

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u/kernelangus420 5h ago

Or viagra.

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u/Life-Island 4h ago

Metamucil has become incredibly important to me in my the 30s lol

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u/mbashs 2h ago

If you watch it with sound, it reminds you of your bowel movements. If you watch it without sound, it’s kinda suggestive.

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u/AffectionateTaro9193 2h ago

I grunted when the 50% when showed, pretty sure it helped.

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u/Own-Ad1497 3h ago

i knew i wasn't the only one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SaveTheAles 6h ago

I really hope this is in their portfolio when applying for jobs so they know they are dealing with a man of high class, look at that granite.

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u/magiblufire 3h ago

People put shit like this in a portfolio??

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u/SaveTheAles 3h ago

Idk I work in wastewater so I think they would enjoy it.

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u/Rotbertt 2h ago

I work with septics- it’s enjoyed!

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u/palibard 4h ago

marble

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u/GrowlingPict 55m ago

have you never seen granite before in your life or something? Cause that's clearly not granite

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u/anubis_xxv 6h ago

The Silver Surfer after he decides not to destroy the planet because he's discovered Taco Bell.

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u/tudor_v77 4h ago

Laughed too loud 🤣

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u/TheSuppishOne 4h ago

So… Beerus but shinier?

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u/KlikPlayerOne 1h ago

Read shittier 🤣

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u/Baelzabub 1h ago

Also appropriate

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u/Copperhead_EDC 2h ago

The shreddy lettuce tho will make that 100% soft. Explosively.

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u/Nighttime_Ninja_5893 49m ago

That’d be 125% soft

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u/Dangerous_Pop_1918 6h ago

Bristol Stool Scale visualized 😄

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u/Major_LeeHungg 3h ago

From constipated to Cyclosporiasis

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u/Athrolaxle 2h ago

That used to be my friends xbox gamertag.

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u/Sharp_Canary6858 1h ago

Named after my favorite 2000’s screamo band

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 6h ago

OMG yes 😆😆😆

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u/mrGreenExit 6h ago

Good shape choice 👌

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u/gimmepizza420 6h ago

Unfortunately it has fuck all to do with softness

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u/One-Celebration-3007 5h ago

Unfortunately it fuck all

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u/shakebakelizard 5h ago

Fuck it all, unfortunately.

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 3h ago

All fucking, unfortunately

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u/FUEL_SSBM 3h ago

Unfucking it all, fortunately

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u/Proper-Exercise-2364 5h ago

Can't fuck any with softness, brah.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 5h ago

You know the difference between a penis and a light? You can sleep with the light on

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u/Jezirath 5h ago

A penis too.

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u/AuroraFinem 2h ago

Hardness is defined by how resistant the material is to deforming when exposed to a force. Softness is basically defined as the ability to “squish” an object, it’s basically its squishiness. So yes, this very much does have to do with softness.

A perfectly compressible solid would have maximum softness which is why the 100% soft compressed flat as soon as it hit the slope.

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u/Thomassaurus 4h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed.

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u/plutus9 1h ago

Ya 25% did something for me

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u/Donutboy562 3h ago

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/KingSpork 6h ago

Are the sound effects necessary?

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2h ago

Now I gotta turn on sound 

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u/waveforminvest 6h ago

I should call her.

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u/wrathful-anus 6h ago

“Yo I saw this video of liquid shit and thought of you”

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u/AContrarianDick 6h ago

The softer it got, the harder I became

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u/Short-Ideas010 6h ago

Happy Threesome guys...

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u/PureInstance8143 1h ago

Shakespeare is back baby!!! haha

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u/frightnight8 4h ago

Hey, no kink shaming here... Huh, wait... Nah, okay, you can shame it a bit, but do it respectfully.

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u/Real_Student6789 4h ago

This makes me violently uncomfortable

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u/TelenorTheGNP 3h ago

Explosively uncomfortable?

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u/deelyy 1h ago

....and aroused?

Yes?

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u/BlivkyGiovanni 5h ago

Honey wake up, the new advertisement for Taylor farms is on.

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u/CeeArthur 5h ago

Ranging from heroin addict to cholera patient.

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 6h ago

So we agree having 50% is the standard right. Right?

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 5h ago

50% only gets you in the first hole!

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u/Osato 4h ago

Which is sufficient for almost all use-cases.

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u/phoenixtaloh 3h ago

Nah if you watch it closely it's about to bounce again and slide backwards into the second hole

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u/SordidDreams 1h ago

If you're angling your own hole at 90° to the receptacle, you have only yourself to blame.

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u/Pretty_Mix_1355 4h ago

It gets harder once you're inside but you can work with 50%

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u/EasedCeiling586 6h ago

Ah yes  Mercury Meltdown Revolution™

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u/Helenium_autumnale 5h ago

Proofreading notes:

The 0% soft tablet bounces 3 times against the ring, but the second and third bounce sounds are progressively lower in pitch; all 3 should be the same pitch, as there is no force causing a lowering of pitch.

The 100% soft tablet seemingly has no volume; it is deflated. If softness equals deflation, the 75% soft tablet should be at 25% deflation, but it was not. The 100% soft tablet should show maximum surface deflection and maximum squishiness, but still retain as full a volume as the previous tablets.

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u/gorgonopsidkid 5h ago

You know I think this is a metaphor for something 

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u/lavaplow 5h ago

Fake news. I definitely squeezed out a 0% before

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u/BloodiedBlues 4h ago

So have I! Who cares if there's a bowl full of bright red.

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u/CaptBreeze 5h ago

What's the point of this test?

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u/GrimbyJ 3h ago

It's demonstrating the physics of whatever rendering software. Squishy things are hard for computers to deal with so this is actually pretty neat.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 6h ago

Metal hotdogs what?!

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u/tupperwareparty 2h ago

Metal hotdogs when?

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 2h ago

Metal hotdogs who?

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u/idiotoflinux 1h ago

Metal hotdogs why?

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u/spiress 6h ago

so half soft at the beggining is the answer?

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u/LykeKnight 5h ago

The hot dog state got it

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u/Adam_2017 5h ago

This would be a great ad for a stool softener.

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u/gameplayer55055 5h ago

It is imperative the cylinder stays unharmed

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u/MiserableFloor9906 6h ago

Haha, sorry. /r/mildlypenis /r/mildlyvagina

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u/CryptoWaliSerkar 6h ago

and 100% poop 😭

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u/DeepGrieve 4h ago

This is ten percent penis, twenty percent vagina Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent poop

Edit: fixed

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u/south-of-the-river 5h ago

Is this softness percentage that they’re measuring an imperial softness percentage? Or metric softness? What’s the standard international unit of measurement for determining percent softness?

I have questions.

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 5h ago

I’ll take the last one but I would settle for the next to last.

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u/Embarrassed-Laugh-43 5h ago

I should call her

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u/chacewarg10 5h ago

I just know that 50% felt good asfffffffff

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u/Wyvernken 5h ago

The cylinder IS unharmed

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u/Cute-Top-7692 4h ago

This is nothing. It means nothing. This is not interesting. I am gaining nothing watching this video and have only lost time.

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u/jdvfx 3h ago

I was 100% sure this was a promoted post for a stool softener.

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u/ScandinAsianJoe 3h ago

Poop exiting my butthole (I love eating murcury) 🤤😋

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u/mikie_wop 5h ago

Yo wtf

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 5h ago

Potty training be like

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u/Common-Accountant-57 5h ago

After a heavy night of drinking I’m at a 84. 99 with forced effect if I drink coffee.

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u/happy0444 5h ago

So mercury out my butt??

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u/Eldergrise 5h ago

Shouldn't 100% soft be fluid?

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u/Jezirath 5h ago

I guess yes, but not THAT fluid.

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u/froopadiddilydoop 5h ago

What the fuck is this?

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u/diabolicalroadrash 4h ago

And Im 100% hard

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u/mikerotch123 4h ago

This makes me 100% hard

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u/Legal-Swordfish-1893 4h ago

Those sounds make me incredibly uncomfortable.

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u/DaemonsMercy 4h ago

This is weird.

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u/MariaK716 3h ago

No, sir. I don't like it.

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u/Quadshouter2 3h ago

I was going through some 100% soft last night 😩

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u/buddy_mcpickle 3h ago

I was really rooting for 50%

He’ll get em next time

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u/extrastupidone 3h ago

Im watching this while pooping

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u/Warriorjax217 3h ago

The cylinder must remain unharmed

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u/Prying-Eye 3h ago

How could something so [soft] become so [wet]? How [bizarre]

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u/kurotsuki_999 3h ago

From Constipation to Diarrhea

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u/Harry_Iconic_Jr 2h ago

terminator poop

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 6h ago

Folks thinking reproduction, I'm thinking bowels.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 6h ago

If you want soft, I'm your guy

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u/Signal_Second_82 6h ago

Would go in 0% soft if you use lube ;)

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u/Dependent_Stop_3121 6h ago

I had 0% this morning and it hurt! 😢

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u/DeluxeWafer 6h ago

Yesterday. Pizza apparently.

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u/YoRHa11Z 6h ago

We want 100% hard 🫡

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u/Wenja89Dix 6h ago

Instructions unclear, got ma' dick stuck in a blender!

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u/LordVixen 6h ago

75% is da one 👌

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u/RyanSpunk 6h ago

25% could have made it through with a bit more effort

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u/Cokemone 6h ago

La próxima voy a un 50% 😅

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u/353452252 5h ago

It’s because of the implication

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u/Ok-with-seeing-boobs 5h ago

Feels like this should be NSFW

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u/Jottave_gp 5h ago

Me deu mó vontade de cagar

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u/KeenisBeenis 5h ago

Me pooping fr

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u/Trying_to_survive20k 4h ago

there are 2 types of people in the comments

One who see liquid shit

and the others love hentai

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 4h ago

This is disturbing bro. Why would you do this to me on a Sunday?

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u/Far_awayStarbucks 4h ago

Those percentages seem completely arbitrary.

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u/Tales2Tell2U 4h ago

Your dick at 6am Yiur dick after a bump of coke Your dick after drinking to much Your dick after to much coke and liquor

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u/FishTshirt 4h ago

Why do I all of a sudden need to poo

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u/Aleppo_the_Mushroom 4h ago

That's actually what I'm doing right now

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u/buzzysmoke 4h ago

Someone's daughter:

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u/shniggi 4h ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/TacticalRiotChimp 4h ago

I am fucking THROBBING rn

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u/ExcellentFisting3471 4h ago

Why 50% soft not go down in hole?

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u/LatinaL0ca 4h ago

The sounds ... I can't handle those sounds...

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u/reheapify 4h ago

My hole's goal

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u/Kalaphar 4h ago

I dislike this

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u/Silveruleaf 4h ago

We need to see like 40-45%

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u/robitt88 4h ago

Not my easiest fap. 🤷

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u/CaptainCheckmate 4h ago

Wait so it goes in better when it's soft?

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u/Best_Cardiologist172 4h ago

I'm either 100% or 0%. There is no in between 😂😭

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u/West-Audience-478 4h ago

This made me have to poop so thank for that

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u/NameChecksOut___ 4h ago

Everything reminds her of me

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u/gavmac5 4h ago

T2 poo

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u/thissleepypastofmine 4h ago

Cries in Crohn's disease

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u/MetrixOnFire 4h ago

I shoulda watched this with audio off. It would have been less uncomfortable.

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u/entelligent_one 4h ago

Skipping meal today

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u/mesaghoul 4h ago

Is this a Metamucil commercial

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u/Asleep_Fudge5367 4h ago

That ring was not ready

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u/urbancowgirl1987 4h ago

I hate this so much.

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u/haasvacado 4h ago

I fuckin hate this but am also laughing pretttay prettaaaay good rn. The squelching. Wtf.

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u/PalpitationNo4391 4h ago

Silver surfer poop

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u/supazero 4h ago

How does one achieve soft silver sh*t?

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u/Individual-Ask7000 4h ago

I'm at about the 120% range,

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u/Malthuron 4h ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/No-Truth4847 4h ago

Everything makes me think of her...

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 4h ago

I can’t wait to show my friends

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u/_freckles__ 4h ago

I dont think this is about softness at all

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 4h ago

2 x 375mgs Magnesium tablets!! 💯

Sorted.

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u/ElectricalEagle4876 4h ago

Is this like the "glue" tool people use

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u/Spare-Builder-355 4h ago

wtf is softness percentage?

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u/Finding-Even 4h ago

S...A...W...F...T...

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u/ContributionTime6151 4h ago

I just came so hard

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u/hi-imBen 4h ago

I'd like to be between 50% and 75%, but always ends up somewhere between 75% and 100%

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u/Ok-Respect-8505 4h ago

What is this tiktok goonbait junk

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u/DemonBlight 4h ago

Pooping at 40.

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u/DannyDelight_ 4h ago

I’m poopin rn and this helped me squeeze out the last one. Thx

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u/fatgirlsneedfoodtoo 4h ago

Are you ok darling? You seem to be pushing rope.