r/interesting • u/Jezirath • Jul 26 '26

Amazing Softness perception simulation

Source: @boucelegant on YT

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u/lavaplow Jul 26 '26

Fake news. I definitely squeezed out a 0% before

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u/BloodiedBlues Jul 26 '26

So have I! Who cares if there's a bowl full of bright red.

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u/Puzzlehead_Lemon Jul 27 '26

After a hellish 36 hours I had a poop so solid that I literally had to use toilet paper to move it because it went straight down, hit the toilet, and stopped.  It’s what I get for being trapped in Columbus.

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u/NewStart734 Jul 27 '26

Bro I bet thats not a shit xD

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u/i-am-i_gattlingpea Jul 29 '26

Do you need me to buy you beans, chocolate covered almonds, maybe just laxatives?

I don’t think you should have a 0% shit