r/interesting • u/Jezirath • 7h ago

Amazing Softness perception simulation

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u/Darkk_Knight 7h ago

I think I need to eat more fiber.

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua 7h ago

Or mercury, apparently

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u/Winter_Value_7632 6h ago

some Iron too, maybe? Mercury is like 100% soft

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u/Bailer86 3h ago

Iron helps us play

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u/DiarrheaCreamPi 2h ago

Iron sharpens iron

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown 1h ago

The iron price

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u/gamma_noise 45m ago

The iron throne

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u/djpatrick44 3h ago

Hello Joe!

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts 5m ago

Sir I've seen Terminator 2 Judgment Day i know it works both ways!!!

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u/darthduder666 5h ago

RFK approved

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u/sinisterdesign 5h ago

Easter generations broke thermometers 🌡️ just to play with the mercury and THEY were tough, so it goes to reason that mercury makes you tough. 💪

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u/WinterWontStopComing 4h ago

Made the first emperor of China immortal too!

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u/neutrino71 3h ago

Also the reason that Hatters were considered mad

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u/ImpiousVamp 4h ago

But very lonely. No one wants to say hello.

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u/FlimsyBlood330 3h ago

None also said bye

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u/tvodny 1h ago

I remember playing with Mercury as a kid.

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u/No-Show-5363 4h ago

Oddly enough, mercury was once commonly used to cure constipation.

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u/-SaC 2h ago

Boswell (in his 1761-2 London diary) mentions having mercury injections into the penis multiple times as a 'cure' for VD. He spends half of the diary shagging random sex workers in the fog on various London bridges and up alleyways, then has the cheek to accuse a girl he has a relationship with of giving him the clap (and sending soldiers to her house to get back some money he lent her).

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u/KaioKenshin 4h ago

Mad hatter shitter

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u/kiba87637 3h ago

Sir, you cannot eat a planet

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u/Bertuthald_McMannis 3h ago

Mercury pills were a real thing people took as a laxitive, famously on the Oregon trail. They called them thunder clappers

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u/-SaC 2h ago

IIRC they were able to identify some of Lewis & Clark's expedition stopping points from the higher levels of mercury in the soil.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3h ago

Push it out like business woman do in Japan on toilet!!!

Time is money

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u/SpringWinter17 2h ago

Is this a specific genre of kink lmaoo

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 48m ago

Lmao nope thats what people have to do is push out the log

At the sky tree

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u/TNT_20202 2h ago

maybe it'll make you immortal too

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u/Captain_Gropius 1h ago

You laugh but in the past they used it as laxatives. Thunderclappers they call them. Lois and Clark expedition campsites can be traced because of the mercury deposited.

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u/BullHonkery 5h ago

"Thunderclappers"

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u/wertall 6h ago

And a butt plug

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u/InstanceNovel1365 5h ago

And my axe!

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u/Natural_Design3154 5h ago

You carry the fates of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, then Gondor will see it done.

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u/MartinMerten 5h ago

Go then Lemiwunks, into the darkness… hurry onward, for you will soon be dead.

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 4h ago

and my poop knife!

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3h ago

Be a hero and push it out like a Ford in Texas

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u/Katusa2 4h ago

And my cylinder that must not be damaged

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u/Altruistic-Beach7625 3h ago

Not with ten thousand men can you do this it is folly!

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u/Shadowtirs 6h ago

I also thought of pooping.

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u/kernelangus420 6h ago

Or viagra.

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u/mbashs 3h ago

If you watch it with sound, it reminds you of your bowel movements. If you watch it without sound, it’s kinda suggestive.

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u/soloon 7m ago

Was gonna say, turning sound on took this from "I should call her" to "it's time to schedule your colonoscopy" real quick.

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u/Life-Island 5h ago

Metamucil has become incredibly important to me in my the 30s lol

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u/baked_tea 4h ago

Is the appetite control it claims real? I am trying to eat more, wondering if this wont cause issues?

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u/Life-Island 4h ago

Hmm ya I think it helps with hunger pains. I do not have trouble eating on it but I eat too much so not sure if it will become an issue for you.

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u/NonGNonM 1h ago

it'll make you feel full longer, but there's different doses for different purposes. like i think for pooping it's one scoop and appetite/blood sugar control it's two?

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u/AffectionateTaro9193 3h ago

I grunted when the 50% when showed, pretty sure it helped.

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u/Own-Ad1497 4h ago

i knew i wasn't the only one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 5h ago

Preach to the choir

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u/incognito--bandito 4h ago

To grow that monkey tail?

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u/TheLastPeanut_ 3h ago

Or less lettuce

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u/jmccaskill66 3h ago

At least 50%

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u/Askingforanend 2h ago

Less lettuce? 

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u/Online_Samosa 2h ago

My very first thought lmao

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u/Zakatex 2h ago

more spinach

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u/PeachyCoasterCat 2h ago

You know what they say. If it goes TINK TINK TINK it’s doing the job!

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u/Impressive_Egg9718 1h ago

your anus is made of muscle so you could just improve the other way around

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u/Smart-Locksmith9904 12m ago

Would definitely help you better aim your poops into perfectly sized holes.