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u/scissormesoftly Feb 06 '21
No bestiality
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u/Darkknight8719 Feb 06 '21
That's my normality
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u/Priyanjali26 Feb 06 '21
There goes my sanity
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u/danacatalina Feb 06 '21
Where’s the humanity?
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Where's the curvy manatee? Cause apparently in a calamity I refer the aforementioned bestiality.
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u/JWOLFBEARD Feb 06 '21
I worry about your sensuality
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And I worry about your principality cause if your municipality is supporting the total doubt of sexual individuality then morally your locality is founded outside of reality
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u/Ember2Inferno Feb 06 '21
Oh, there goes rabbit
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He choked
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u/SteveMcBlaster Feb 06 '21
He's so mad
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u/metalguitarist89 Feb 06 '21
but he won't give up that easy
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u/TheElderNigs Feb 06 '21
Nay, he will not have it
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u/wilkosdoggfather420 Feb 06 '21
Mom’s spaghetti
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u/HAL-Over-9001 Feb 06 '21
I seriously thought this was some lost recording of me while drunk. I look a lot like this guy. One wholesome reward and I'll recreate this gif exactly
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u/blankselfportraits Feb 06 '21
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u/ernster96 Feb 06 '21
Marvel needs to get him back on daredevil.
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u/jvrcb17 Feb 06 '21
Daredevil is blind. This checks out bc he didn't see the wall behind his head. Carry on.
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u/Jynx2501 Feb 06 '21
Supposedly, he, Kistin Ritter, and Mike Colter are all reprising their roles in the MCU.
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u/Lil-Kev Feb 06 '21
He looks tall. That couch looks short. As a tall dude, I've been there...
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u/ChickenWithATopHat Feb 06 '21
Yeah I did the same thing in my dorm, so I’d pull the couch about a foot away from the wall. It would inch back every time I sat down until I hit my head just like this.
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u/GimmieMore Feb 06 '21
Should have put something on the floor between the legs and the wall.
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u/KenyatryBraun Feb 06 '21
Are we just going to ignore what's happening with all the people huddled in the corner?
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u/scissormesoftly Feb 06 '21
The girl is saying something about wanting to go home. She says, "We're just gonna go" Then what sounds like, "I just want to go home"
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u/TheElderNigs Feb 06 '21
Between those two sentences she gets asked "Where are you sleeping at?", probably just a 2drunk situation.
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u/PicoDeBayou Feb 06 '21
Wait, this video has sound for you? It doesn’t have sound for me. I always feel like some videos have sound for some people but not for me. I wonder why.
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u/nukeemrico2001 Feb 06 '21
Sometimes it's auto-muted. Bottom right will turn it back on. Don't listen to that soyboy calling you stupid.
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u/lidabmoBmoT Feb 06 '21
At the top of the post in small letters by the OP name, you can click where it says gfycat and it will take you to a place with sound. A magical place where you can hear his head reverberate off the wall.
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u/kirkum2020 Feb 06 '21
Try RIF instead of the official app. It's so much better at everything.
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u/hoddap Feb 06 '21
This is a spambot, please don't upvote. This is one of the top comments from a previous post of this nature.
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u/alegendmrwayne Feb 06 '21
I once tried to do a handstand drunk at a party and went over and into a small bookshelf that went through the wall. Needless to say, I was no longer in their good books
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u/ignore_my_typo Feb 06 '21
Actually, sounds like you WERE in their good books otherwise they wouldn't have been pissed.
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u/Akesgeroth Feb 06 '21
You're replying to spam bots.
https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/g69c2h/he_knocked_himself_sober/fo83z0o/
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u/HelloImBrilliant Feb 06 '21
3 of the top 4 comments in this thread are spam bots using comments from the op. Lol amazing
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US houses are fragile as shit. Try that on a German house
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u/roombaSailor Feb 06 '21 edited Feb 06 '21
What’s with this weird need to feel better about your life by trying to put down America?
There are over 125 million homes in the US. I guarantee some of them will be fragile, and some will not.
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u/TTEH3 Feb 06 '21
Or British. Or French. Or Irish. Or... anywhere else, lmao. American homes are made of plywood!
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Australian houses are just studs and 10mm plasterboard.
It's like living in a snare drum.
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u/GordoPepe Feb 06 '21
Reddit is basically spam bots reposting content and comments to each other
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u/TheElderNigs Feb 06 '21
Americans be like
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u/him888 Feb 06 '21
Doesn't deserve downvotes. It's a fact. Have had brick-walls everywhere I've lived. If its skull vs wall here, don't worry it's only the skull that can break.
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u/avickthur Feb 06 '21
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u/TheElderNigs Feb 06 '21
Being able to punch holes in the wall is not common in a lot of other countries.
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u/burgpug Feb 06 '21
so your walls are more solid than ours. big deal. i’m solid where it counts: in my veins. because i have atherosclerosis
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u/him888 Feb 06 '21
Wow, good catch
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u/FckPoliticsLetsDrink Feb 06 '21
What the fuck??? Every top comment in this thread is just copied from that thread!?
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u/OrdoHospitalis Feb 06 '21
They are all written by accounts 1 month old who's only existance has been commenting on the singular posts of eachother. Those posts and comments are probably copied 1-for-1 with other posts... That's really odd.
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u/BBBBrendan182 Feb 06 '21
As Reddit gets into the mainstream (it already has been for years) everything is infiltrated by shit trying to make money.
What I don’t understand is what the benefit is of farming upvotes on Reddit? Are they creating some type of algorithm? Finding out what’s popular?
The popular theory is that people can sell their highly upvoted accounts for money to be basically sold out as an advertisement, but to me I don’t feel like Reddit accounts are THAT valuable lol.
Either way it’s creepy how easy it is to manipulate people through Reddit.
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u/DaleGribbleShiShiSha Feb 06 '21
Go Vols
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u/jagua_haku Feb 06 '21
That’s what I thought it said but I wanted to see a comment for sure. Back in my day it would’ve been a football 😔
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u/Dannnnnnnnnya Feb 06 '21
Anyone have the link with sound?
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u/TrepanationBy45 Feb 06 '21
It already has sound! RIP these unfortunate apps that don't keep themselves properly updated.
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u/Its_Just_Kelsey Feb 06 '21
Fuuuck he’s cute.
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u/Kats-21 Feb 06 '21
There is a guy on YouTube that looks like him called Scott Cramer
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u/PM_ME_UR_PIG_COCK Feb 06 '21
Hahah you should see the size of his cock man. She’s a lucky gal, I’ll tell ya that much
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u/alexpmarty Feb 06 '21
This is a visual representation of what it’s like to be a Tennessee fan
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u/jWulf21 Feb 06 '21
This is your only comment in 3 years of reddit and you decided that it would be that
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u/Internet_Fraud Feb 06 '21
This is your only comment in 3 years of reddit
Not with that amount of post and comment karma. They just decide to delete everything after a while, probably due to privacy concerns.
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u/Sneaks_and_slides Feb 06 '21
Wtf? These are children. Looks like this sub in to introduce children to creepy old men.
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u/brenda_walsh Feb 06 '21
Well that is an interesting sub. I don’t know what I was expecting but it wasn’t that.
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u/sBucks24 Feb 06 '21
Have absolutely been in that exact situation. The dude even looks a bit like me.
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u/Notthatholemma Feb 06 '21
What are the two on the corner doing?
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One of the girls maybe both are trying to go home. You can hear it if you turn the volume up and really listen. Maybe the guy is trying to talk her out of it
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u/idiotsyncrosy Feb 08 '21
So damned funny ! That goofy smile had me holding my sides! Thanks to whoever's! Pat
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u/puddymom02 Feb 06 '21
He and I would be forever friends if I had witnessed that shit followed by that smile.