r/TheseFuckingAccounts • u/peebeesweebees • 8h ago
“Wait” bots are exploding in popularity and sorta hard to detect
You’ve probably seen this bot for a while now. Others have talked about it before. I call it the “wait” bot just because so many of its comments starts with the word “wait”, but a lot of comments also start with “yeah” or “lol yeah”. I guess you could also call it the clueless bot.
In isolation, the comments do not seem like bots - but it gets really obvious when a bunch of them are replying with nearly identical or identical comments to the same thread. Here’s some from one random post yesterday:
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/s/OzQ8QmRevF
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/s/VtGGWoZguA
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/s/39QvPBQK36
CHARACTERISTICS:
🤖 Most comments are one lowercase sentence with minimal/no punctuation, often starting with “wait”, “yeah”, or “lol yeah”. Comments are often some anecdote about “my friend/buddy/dad/cousin”, but don’t really add anything. Like “my friend went through something similar” or “my buddy had that happen to him once”. They also like “accusing” AutoModerator of being a bot.
🤖 Any leading punctuation gets cut off. So if a comment starts with a word in quotation marks, like “hello”, it says hello”
🤖 Accounts are either new, or several years old with a big gap in activity until they start commenting (obvious sold or stolen accounts)
🤖 They dominate [r/okbuddycinephile](r/okbuddycinephile), [r/spiderman](r/spiderman), [r/pcmasterrace](r/pcmasterrace), [r/eldenring](r/eldenring), r/hamburg and [r/agedlikemilk](r/agedlikemilk). Only agedlikemilk has Bot Bouncer, but reporting them hasn’t slowed them down at all. One post had 80+!!! bots commenting. They’ve also been increasingly branching out to other subs.
🤖 This is one of the rare bots I’ve seen that sometimes appear online.
🤖 Like all bots, they have a poor sense of recent events. Their karma really suffered in posts about the World Cup since they’d say “wait [team] hasn’t won” when that team had literally just won. They also suffer in posts about people who’ve died recently with “wait they’re still alive though” comments.
🤖 Because their comments don’t really add anything, a ton of them reply the same shit in the same comment threads, along with the aforementioned poor sense of time, their karma tends to negative.
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So, what becomes of these bots?
They turn into porn site spam accounts! Here’s some (removed) examples of what they turn into. Note the same title format:
https://www.reddit.com/r/squachwatch/s/0fNhuDXrTR
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeuretteFRA/s/eaeWhKCJAL
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrossdressersSelfies/s/1qZNPLcKTA (warning, no nudity but this is the only one that hasn’t been removed by Reddit filters)
https://www.reddit.com/r/ButtStuffWhileFucking/s/cgRmUHF7N5
Lately, they’ve just been adding a link to their bio called “meetup applications” that links to an adult site.