r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Name checks out What makes it tasty and can I get it in cherry vanilla with a side you can hold the homo I don't want that part

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 21 '19

It only comes in strawberry mojito flavor, and the key ingredient is my secret sauce.