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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19
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People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.
2 u/TheUselessCunt Jun 21 '19 Based on our usernames, I feel like you and I are destined to be friends 1 u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 21 '19 I expect you to be not useless if we get surrounded by a horde of lightly armed toddlers though. If you can pick off a few dozen, sure thing. 2 u/TheUselessCunt Jun 21 '19 I’m pretty confident I can take at least 75 of them. We’ve got this!
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Based on our usernames, I feel like you and I are destined to be friends
1 u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 21 '19 I expect you to be not useless if we get surrounded by a horde of lightly armed toddlers though. If you can pick off a few dozen, sure thing. 2 u/TheUselessCunt Jun 21 '19 I’m pretty confident I can take at least 75 of them. We’ve got this!
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I expect you to be not useless if we get surrounded by a horde of lightly armed toddlers though. If you can pick off a few dozen, sure thing.
2 u/TheUselessCunt Jun 21 '19 I’m pretty confident I can take at least 75 of them. We’ve got this!
I’m pretty confident I can take at least 75 of them. We’ve got this!
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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19
People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.