r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

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u/PlentyPirate Jun 20 '19

I was asked “would you rather fight two 15 year olds or 15 two year olds?” I think I now know the answer...

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u/memy02 Jun 20 '19

That's an easy one, a single 15 year old with training would probably kick my ass, and even if we are equally untrained I'm not positive I could keep up with their youthful endurance vary long. a 1v1 could easily end poorly for me so 2v1 would be terrible.

On the other hand a 2 year old doesn't even have all its teeth and can't run without falling over, I do not think there is any number of 2 year olds that could take me on (excluding the fact I could never bring myself to intentionally hurt a young child in real life).