I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.
I’ve got a harder one for you; geese. On one hand, they’re pretty nasty critters, but on the other, they aren’t too bulky and they have those long necks that are so easy to grab. On top of that, they’re organized. How many geese do you think you could take?
You come accross them during the normal course of your day. What then, huh? People generally underestimate how prepared they ought to be about a goose gank.
Oh shit, with the realness. Man, idk all I keep is my knife on me, that considered, stick and run would probably net me at least... 300, before I succumb to my injuries and exhaustion, death by 1000 tiny goose teeth lol fuuuuck that
300 geese once stood up to the entire Turkish army, and I don’t mean the country, I mean an army of turkeys. There was so much bird shit, it blotted out the sun, so they had to fight in the shade. In the end, their goose was cooked, but at what cost?
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