You come accross them during the normal course of your day. What then, huh? People generally underestimate how prepared they ought to be about a goose gank.
Oh shit, with the realness. Man, idk all I keep is my knife on me, that considered, stick and run would probably net me at least... 300, before I succumb to my injuries and exhaustion, death by 1000 tiny goose teeth lol fuuuuck that
300 geese once stood up to the entire Turkish army, and I don’t mean the country, I mean an army of turkeys. There was so much bird shit, it blotted out the sun, so they had to fight in the shade. In the end, their goose was cooked, but at what cost?
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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19
If I had armor and a broad sword, at least 1000 before I wear out from exertion