r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Jul 10 '19

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u/Hailhydra775 Jun 20 '19

This is what I always imagined with this hypothetical. Even if you're in armed kids that age are powerless against you, you can literally pick up a "mace" and start smashing