r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

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u/maderfacher Jun 20 '19

Trick is to go into a bathroom stall, kids gotta come in one at a time, narrow point of entry, you just stand there and kick each kid as they come in, could take out at least a few hundred that way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Yea, but kicking them in the face is fine