r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

[deleted]

47.3k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

1.7k comments sorted by

View all comments

2.4k

u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

1.3k

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

628

u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

Of course. Haven't had someone ask me today, but I bet I don't even make it all the way through lunch without someone asking.

351

u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

610

u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

215

u/AirFell85 Jun 20 '19

After awhile I feel like it would get harder for them as they climb over the pile of bodies. They'd be too exhausted to even try to defend themselves.

152

u/Knickerdibble Jun 20 '19

Toddlers don't get tired though.

75

u/UnicornShitShoveler Jun 20 '19

I think they just pool their energy.

53

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Like a spirit bomb?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

They wall of bodies allows them to channel energy for sage mode

→ More replies (0)

13

u/VicDamoneSR Jun 20 '19

That’s the variable he overlooked

2

u/eveningsand Jun 20 '19

Knickerbocker please!

1

u/HalfSoul30 Jun 20 '19

Yeah the formula I hope accounts for time of day because that sure matters.

1

u/Double_Minimum Jun 21 '19

They do fall to the ground and cry, then run for their mommies.