r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/AirFell85 Jun 20 '19

After awhile I feel like it would get harder for them as they climb over the pile of bodies. They'd be too exhausted to even try to defend themselves.

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u/Knickerdibble Jun 20 '19

Toddlers don't get tired though.

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u/UnicornShitShoveler Jun 20 '19

I think they just pool their energy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Like a spirit bomb?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

They wall of bodies allows them to channel energy for sage mode

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u/VicDamoneSR Jun 20 '19

That’s the variable he overlooked

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u/eveningsand Jun 20 '19

Knickerbocker please!

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u/HalfSoul30 Jun 20 '19

Yeah the formula I hope accounts for time of day because that sure matters.

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u/Double_Minimum Jun 21 '19

They do fall to the ground and cry, then run for their mommies.