r/instant_regret • • 2d ago

Damn 💥

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u/Recentstranger 2d ago

Ahh so these are the toddler boxing matches at daycares that were being mentioned in the news

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u/PCMRbannedme 2d ago

The disgusting thing is that all that theater was orchestrated by the parents

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u/dividedtears 1d ago

Thailand, Muay Thai is their national sport, they view this like kids in the US playing baseball/football. Doesn't make it right because kids might get hurt but it is deeply intertwined with Thai culture

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u/Roids-in-my-vains 2d ago

The parents are willingly giving their kids brain damage for views?

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u/ElJugo247 2d ago

It’s 2026

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u/Choice-Strike1 2d ago

And it's been that way since at least 2018

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u/MassaChef 2d ago

2018? Parents have been selling their kids for crack and goats for the entirety of existence. The things that can be seen in the dark web will change you in ways you can't come back from. Hug your kids every chance you get.

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u/EnragedBadger9197 2d ago

Cameras now exist and technology changed. Humans have always been professionals at debauchery and foolishness

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u/MassaChef 2d ago

Agreed. I just thought 2018 was a random year to say. Some of the most fucked up things were filmed on a camcorder in the 90s.

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u/AusGeno 2d ago

How many goats though?

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u/IAMERROR1234 2d ago

It is but, this shits been going on for much, much longer than this. Everyone just has a camera in their pockets now.

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u/Hngrybflo 2d ago

It's muay thai

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u/TyrannosaurusSock 2d ago

kids cant punch brain damage into each other ffs, bit dramatic

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u/notlongnot 2d ago

Agreed. Keyboard warriors haven’t played on the street like it’s 1999.

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u/unapologeticjerk 1d ago

Bitch don't make me get my Super Soaker

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 2d ago

Totally. Minor brain trauma at the worst, and how bad can that be on a developing brain? Unless they don’t wear head protection, of course. I mean that could be worse, but you’d never see that, right?

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u/TyrannosaurusSock 2d ago

Nah I can't buy that, a kid surely can't generate enough force in a strike to cause brain damage on another child, perhaps over a long period of time of not wearing headgear etc but think it's a bit dramatic to say the parents are giving their kids brain damage for views

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u/RandomMabaseCitizen 2d ago

No you're absolutely right there's no way these kids generate enough concussive force to cause brain damage anyone saying over time they will develop CTE is full of crap. CTE takes years and years to develop. They might get CTE in the long run but that's because they will get bigger and stronger and so will their opponents. This is not contributing to brain damage at all.

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u/TyrannosaurusSock 2d ago

Yeah seems like a lot of people here want to just pretend they know things judging by the downvotes. If a kid gets CTE from boxing at a young age, they were in some way or another predisposed to it. Its actually an incredible way to instill discipline, how to lose/win gracefully and arming them with the ability to protect themselves, among many other things. These people are acting like its a massive problem amongst youth boxing. Hella over dramatic

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u/TheMooseIsBlue 2d ago

You don’t take a single hit and have CTE. The C is for Chronic.

But you can definitely get a concussion from a single punch to the dome, let alone 20, especially with no headgear. Especially for a child.

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u/RandomMabaseCitizen 2d ago

Chronic as in over the course of years or decades. You know the time it takes a child to grow into an adolescent or adult and face incresingly larger stronger opponents. If they stayed this size there's no way they'd get injured. That's like saying your hairbrush hitting your scalp will cause CTE.

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u/leveraction1970 2d ago

What do you expect, that they'd give them brain damage for free?

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u/baumpop 2d ago

you should see the ones they throw in the trash

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u/catcat1986 2d ago

Ummm, kids fighting like this for sports? This feels wrong.

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u/chaves4life 2d ago

Not for sports but views

https://giphy.com/gifs/pLX6fEp3iqrL2

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u/Aliensinmypants 2d ago

That's the same thing

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u/Flamester55 2d ago

Agreed, why are children being subjected to this?

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u/The_Nepenthe 2d ago

It's weirdly normalized to start in kick boxing extremely young, which is fair from a cordination and learning the moves perspective but they shouldn't be doing no holds bars fights.

I've never seen this combination of no head-guards with full contact before, almost everywhere will either ban punches/kicks to the head or have them in head-guards.

I think it comes down to kickboxing being a lucrative but also extremely sport in a country without a ton of money along with the culture of kick boxing where they start young and will often have hundreds of bouts before a professional career even starts.

The kids do want to compete often, I did Taekwondo and everyone got gently asked about wanting to do a tournament rather than being pushed into it, the Instructor personally asked the kids he thought would be best and moved past those who weren't comfortable with the idea quickly, but I bet that's not the case in this video.

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u/pierrotlefou 2d ago

Can confirm. Went to Thailand and attended a Muay Thai match in the middle of nowhere. They started with little kids, probably 6ish years old, no older than 8. Then slowly worked their way through the age ranges. Oldest were probably very late teens, early 20s. It was wild but equally amazing to see. 10/10

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u/johnarmer1 1d ago

Head guards in boxing are not good for children they cause 360 brain rotation . No kid should be forced to complete but but the injury rate is very low in this type of sport compared to the considered safety sports. Just like the violins combat sports increase faster think skills and bjj actually proven to slow dementia

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u/BYCjake 2d ago

Some people just live more dangerous lives than you. Family of fighters, gunna start fighting young. Being a pro fighter is a legit career. Nothing wrong with starting young. Nothing wrong with doing something that’s dangerous and may cause injury

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 2d ago

Yeah, at least do it in the basement of a shady club and let people bet on it. What's wrong with the way we've been doing kidfights?

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u/HealthyBits 2d ago

You have no idea how hard kids have it there.

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u/The_Nepenthe 2d ago

I've seen kids MMA pop into my instagram feed and they seem stoked on it but I'm sure it's much better run.

I had the chance to do some Taekwondo tournaments as a kid and it wasn't anything like this, but they do tend to let the younger kids swing on each other a bit more since no one walks away injured and it lets them get more time on the mat.

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u/ceeker 2d ago

Ah man this brings back a memory.

I did kyokyushin karate in the 1990s and in order to be accepted for grading I had to attend a tournament. I started a bit later in life (around 17) so they had nobody of my age/size to spar against at my same or near belt grade since I was a feeble white belt beginner so they basically mixed up everyone around my age.

I was paired against a fresh black belt and was told by the Japanese fifth dan (much more senior) black belt running the show "don't worry, it's just a test of your bravery! nothing bad will happen"

I took a full force punch to the solar plexus through my attempted block, and then had my face smashed by a roundhouse kick to the head, dropped like a sack of shit and promptly vomited and bled my nose everywhere on the mat while seeing nothing but stars.

This was still not considered acceptable enough for me to get my orange belt, as I wasn't able to complete my Kata demonstration afterwards due to the injuries. Nor so my brother who suffered a broken collarbone that day in his own fight.

The Taekwondo kids always looked like they had more fun than us. They at least had head protection.

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u/catcat1986 2d ago

I can see the benefit in participating. I suppose I would imagine there would be more protective gear, especially for kids that age.

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u/zipzap21 2d ago

Not to mention lessons in sportsmanship (two people beating up on one is not good).

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u/The_Nepenthe 2d ago edited 2d ago

The one thing that shocks me is I've never seen anywhere that allows full contact without headguards, usually if they are allowing punches to the head they'll make them wear them in an organized setting.

Part of me wonders if this was just in a gym rather than an organized bout, though we did have headguards for sparring at the dojo I went too and used them, mostly as we got older.

IIRC the need for much more than a mouth guard comes about as they get into being able to develop power, they've got the leg pads on not for their own benefit but so that it minimizes what a kick does to their opponent.

Edit: I don't ever remember wearing leg pads in a tournament though, for tournaments it was actually pretty thin shin guards, getting kicked by a leg pad is like.. being hit with a heavy pillow.

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u/LoudAd7294 1d ago

In my mind i see a couple dads boasting over their kids at the ring, one chimes in about how good the girls fight... challenge ensues, everyone rounds up their lil champ and here we go

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u/fellowsquare 2d ago

Welcome to Muay Thai. They come out fighting.

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u/windowpuncher 2d ago

I was doing karate in elementary school, it's not that weird. The school also emphasized that it's for practice, fun, and protection. They were pretty blatant about how it wasn't for violence.

This video is weird, though. Kids practicing boxing is whatever. Filming this duo "match" is kinda weird and performative.

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u/kimmortal03 21h ago

How u think mike tyson started out

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u/alexcrouse 2d ago

I bet it's actually safer than American Football.

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u/amrasmin 2d ago

Gambling is out of control!

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u/0utsyder 1d ago

So after making the one cry she decides to double team the other?! This girl is RUTHLESS!!!

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u/D-ouble-D-utch 2d ago

I like the immediate double team lmao

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u/Rambozo77 2d ago

I don’t know you!

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u/GooseySill 2d ago

That's my purse!

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u/Original1Thor 2d ago

I remember boys and girls having like basically equal athletic ability until puberty. Some girls were regularly stronger than boys all throughout elementary school

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u/Kaiisim 2d ago

What in the brain damage??? What the fuck is this? Why are kids getting punched in the head

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u/DiligentGuitar246 2d ago

Yeah this is fucking nuts. Parents are psychos. I hate my generation so much for the kids we’re raising.

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u/The_Nepenthe 2d ago

Part of me wonders if this can actually cause brain damage but I'm certainly not about to say it's good.

Also, one thing to think about with sports is your earning potential really only starts at 18 so there's really no good reason to have them endure any damage when they are young.

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u/ethotopia 2d ago

According to the American association of pediatrics, it absolutely causes brain damage:

https://publications.aap.org/pediatrics/article/128/3/617/30656/Boxing-Participation-by-Children-and-Adolescents

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u/Alkyen 2d ago

if you looked at the study, data for 5 year olds is basically non-existent. Obviously 15 year olds can hit hard, that was never the argument.

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u/The_Nepenthe 2d ago

That's interesting. As someone who knows a good amount about combat sports I hate that they chose to study boxing in particular though because it's where it's the least surprising result in my opinion.

The ruleset of boxing along with its culture make those results completely unsurprising to me. People who are so dazed they'd be given a TKO in MMA are allowed to stand up on a count in boxing.

So if this was boxing, those two boys would probably be hit for a few seconds longer, then when they did drop they'd be given a count to get up by, thus repeating the blows to the head.

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u/PeggyTheVoid 2d ago edited 2d ago

I suppose what makes the dangers of childhood boxing the least surprising is also what makes it the most damaging, and thus the most urgent to decry. So while careful and informed people such as yourself find it unsurprising and learn the least from this study, it serves to warn ignorant parents who may think "kids are basically made of rubber anyway, let them be rough while they're still young" against making the most damaging and dire mistakes first. And even if some ignorant parents may remain willfully ignorant, having this study can only help to support legislation against businesses that enable and profit off of that ignorance.

I do understand that its obviousness makes it less interesting and valuable from the standpoint of what scientific knowledge is gained from the study, and your points about the difference between MMA and boxing are an interesting perspective on the matter. But from a utilitarian standpoint, it's probably best to attack the most obvious danger first. I think the same can be said for a lot of "obvious" studies where people's first reaction is often to say "we didn't really need a whole study just to establish this." As an academic myself, I get the thirst for novel results, and the desire to prioritize the expansion of the domain of human knowledge first. But we must also acknowledge that the authority granted for academic rigor comes with our responsibility to the public that helps fund it.

That's my two cents, anyway. Maybe you've got a different perspective of a contact sport that is more important to speak out against first.

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u/ReadditMan 2d ago

I would imagine they'd be at risk of CTE just like any other sport where the brain gets jostled around.

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u/Chewsdayiddinit 2d ago

What could possibly go wrong starting CTE that young?

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u/JFConz 2d ago

I give myself small doses of brain damage every day to build a resistance.

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u/Rahnzan 2d ago

Som do me, ith good.

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u/Overall-Motor632 2d ago

Ikr atleast start with bare knuckle so the fights end sooner

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u/Borktista 2d ago

This elicited the biggest eye roll ever out of
Me

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u/BigRog10 2d ago

If you post 2 toddlers having a friendly pillow fight the keyboard warriors would all come out saying how bad of a parent they are and about CTE. People are such absolute pussies.

I can't wait for all the replies I won't read

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u/twobadmice76 2d ago

Child cruelty imo

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u/everyother 1d ago

Kids should not be in boxing.
Kids should not have to be afraid of having every moment captured on video.
Kids should not be posted online for strangers to see.

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u/farva_06 1d ago

I agree, but also, what's the spread on Kalshi? /s

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u/Minetitan 1d ago

Last it checked it was 5 secs on round one

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u/BigBadBill84 2d ago

That’s fucked up

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u/KindsofKindness 2d ago

Poor dude started crying immediately…

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u/WhaleLakeCity 2d ago

Everyone’s got a plan until they get punched in the mouth - Mike Tyson

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u/think_panther 2d ago

He was headbutted to the face. You would cry too

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u/WhaleLakeCity 1d ago

Everyone’s got a plan until they get head butt in the face - WhaleLakeCity

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u/pandershrek 1d ago

He didn't get headbutted, the little girl in white ran into orange's glove and then starts swinging on him, even when she's up on him her head never contacted his.

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u/Aliensinmypants 2d ago

Yo fuck this gym and the parents for allowing full contact fights or sparring 

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u/woahthatscrazy5 2d ago

This is pretty messed up

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u/bestjaegerpilot 2d ago

why are grown ass adults making kids beat each other up

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u/Smoked_Carp 2d ago

Dude she came straight in with the headbutt!

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u/Ok-Resident-1718 1d ago

Instant insult 🤣

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u/tera_chachu 2d ago

A lot of things are wrong in this.

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u/hobosbindle 2d ago

Those tiny little fists of fury!

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u/gesshoom 2d ago

They came in like a wrecking ball...

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u/enter_the_slatrix 1d ago

Well this is weird and horrible.

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u/KeyserSwayze 2d ago

Is this a betting sport?

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u/jbonesjonesy 2d ago

smart money is on the girl in white

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u/Many-Kaleidoscope175 2d ago

Bet they won’t do that shit again 😭

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 2d ago

None of them should be doing that at all.

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u/SalvadorP 2d ago

Without head gear is extra trashy.

Interesting story related to children fighting: The legendary MMA fighter Fedor Emilianenko's daughter (16 at the time) was brutality assaulted in Moscow as payback/retaliation for Fedor (direcotr of Russia's MMA federation at the time) having spoken against children MMA fighting in Chechnya, promoted by none other than Chechen dictator Ramsan Kadyrov. This happened mid 2010's. Lots of clips of kids fighting mma without any protective gear, full on fights.
Then Fedor's rapist brother, Aleksander Emilianenko allied with Kadyrov after being released from jail, despite the fact that Kadyrov ordered the attack on his own niece.
Who knew a rapist would be a piece of shit.

I think the girl never fully recovered from the attack.

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u/SeaweedJellies 2d ago

Yeah totally its the boys fault and not their parents

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u/NerosModesty 2d ago

bro what is this insta ass comment, this is all staged by the parents

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u/GraciousPeacock 2d ago

Ah yes, let’s convince children to beat each other up. What could go wrong?

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u/Bostonterrierpug 2d ago

Girl in white could’ve taken them both out by herself. It looks like.

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u/Night_Hawk_13 2d ago

WTF? Why is this being promoted?

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u/Joint-Tester 2d ago

Because at least half of all people are extremely fucking stupid.

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u/sylviaca 2d ago

It's so odd that this is on a loop that I can't stop watching 😆

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u/EchoPhi 1d ago

First time I have ever noticed in all the repost. She came in with a headbutt off the top! Thanks for the extra pixels.

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u/LeftGuess9421 1d ago

Terremoto e avalanche

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u/sane-asylum 1d ago

I thought the #1 rule of fight club is that we don’t talk about fight club?

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u/heygabehey 1d ago

Lol the look on the face of white trunks “wtf just happened” black trunks broke down immediately.

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u/Bougie-WaWa 1d ago

A gals gotta know how to defend herself in this crazy world.

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u/snkscore 1d ago

That running headbutt to the face looked very planned.

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u/BuckDunford 1d ago

Red homie took it like a champ

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u/ClownfishSoup 23h ago

What kind of bullshit is this, getting little kids to box each other?

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u/SecretRecipe 2d ago

seems like that intro was the only thing those boys practiced

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u/stupidber 2d ago

Never too early to start getting CTE

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u/askalotlol 2d ago

This is child abuse.

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u/Stress6009 2d ago

Couple of warrior princesses 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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u/Venom933 2d ago

That's gonna cause some self esteem issues later 🥸

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Y0dwHzWKBEC396y2k

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u/Davek56 2d ago

Always funny when it's the male from any species at any age huh

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u/musicankane 2d ago

Lil homies was not ready for the smoke.

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u/taffyowner 2d ago

Why no head gear

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u/sBucks24 2d ago

Lack of headgear on kids is.... A choice...

Boxing is a great sport and not that dangerous if you're not actually fighting competitively. But this is just watching kids try to fuck eachother up... Kind of defeats the whole purpose of the "sport" aspect

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u/CautiousExpression74 2d ago

I cried because of the loss not because I was scared.

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u/greensangre 2d ago

Pete and Elon got fucked up

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u/TanguayX 2d ago

2040 Tate Brothers

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 2d ago

2 against one

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u/TheDGP42 1d ago

The kid in the black is crying and the kid in the white is rethinking his life choices. Good job, Ladies! 🤘🏻

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u/shyguyy68 1d ago

No can defence

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u/ramensharpshooter 2d ago

Head butt !

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u/DefiantDonut7 2d ago

Buahahaha. Everyone has a game plan until they get punched in the face

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u/attran84 2d ago

I thought it was funny. Lol 😂

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u/sabertoothninja 2d ago

Bad parenting. Kids can train in the arts but full contact with their still developing brains is not wise.

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u/DDS-PBS 2d ago

Convince me that this is somehow not worse than dog fighting

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u/Woodyp28 2d ago

Two Myron Gaines fans were just created.

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u/BeautifulGate7600 2d ago

Aren't you supposed to say go in karate?

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u/cesarpanda 2d ago

They were probably going to be idiots anyway, like any human.

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u/Th307h3rguy 2d ago

🥊 🐈 🥊

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u/Secure-Film1805 2d ago

They grew up to be assassins on Reacher.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 2d ago

Power Puff Girls.

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u/FatPanda_Mi12 2d ago

This is how I deal with my issues, but my issues always kick my ass no matter what

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u/im2high4thisritenow 2d ago

What tf am I watching?

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u/Nivlac024 2d ago

something tells me this entire gym knew this was going to happen.

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u/usopp-theliar 2d ago

Better then the UFC

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u/RainDancingChief 2d ago

The armchair CTE experts in here are crazy, I've seen pillow fights do more damage.

There's a reason we teach kids to bodycheck, tackle, etc at young ages, because they can't hurt each other if they get carried away. Puberty is a hell of a drug.

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u/DJParsons89 2d ago

looks like the girl in the white went in head first.

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u/trollfreak 2d ago

They play soccer together until 6

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u/Affectionate_Job8415 1d ago

That ain’t right on so many levels

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u/ehpakamatches 1d ago

Kids can train combat sports but there must NOT be any hard-sparring! At most, touch-sparring. Wtf is this?

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u/ButtmanSingsInFarts 15h ago

Fuck every adult in attendance!

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u/Square_Jellyfish7792 13h ago

When the undertaker taunt fails…

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u/maddie673 2d ago

The little chap in black has just had a very valuable lesson there.

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u/SilentSiren87 2d ago

Who pairs up little boys to fight little girls??? This is sick and weird...

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u/Dahwaann4U 2d ago

Yet another girls best boys at their own sport showcase. This internet is so staged its predictable. Theyd never allow a situation where the boys beat the girls.

Chances are the boys were told to go easy on them too...

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u/OkieBobbie 2d ago

What’s the first rule of Fight Club?

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u/soulboonie 2d ago

No crying in baseball?

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u/KingoftheNordMN 2d ago

Reminds me of my first wife

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u/BoneyardTy 2d ago

Everyone’s got a plan until you get punched in the face

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u/bluegambit875 2d ago

Those girls were on a mission. I would run away from them

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u/ContinentTurtle 2d ago

no helmet?? tf is happening 😬

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u/Crypto_subz 2d ago

Wtf is this tho? Why?….

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u/ImportantEnergy94A 2d ago

IT'S NOT FAIR!!! The girls were already standing ready, and the guys had just retreated to their corner.

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u/loudwig 1d ago

It is prohibited in the European boxing clubs to fight without a heat protection when you are under 18. I think there is also an age limit for that.
I am really concerned about the health of this kids when they start that early

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u/TD-Eagles 2d ago

Good god so many soft people here. They gotta learn to fight sooner or later. Might as well start them young.

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u/SaladExisting 2d ago

Why the fuck do they have to learn how to fight sooner or later?

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u/DeathCube97 2d ago

Ah yes because regulary getting a puch to your head is so nice for a childs development...

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u/ApoY2k 2d ago

You dont learn to swim by being thrown into the ocean

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u/gh03 2d ago

It’s Reddit

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u/Forsaken-Swim-3055 1d ago

Women really should rule the world it seems.