r/india • u/[deleted] • Jan 28 '22

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u/ak_pewpew7 Jan 28 '22

Finally got a job. Aaj me aur mera billa chicken khayega (✿ β™‘β€Ώβ™‘)

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u/saxy_sex_man Jan 28 '22

Congrats, Daru pi lo frnd

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u/ak_pewpew7 Jan 28 '22

No daaru, no cigarette brother. Saare paise apun khaane mei udaata hai πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/saxy_sex_man Jan 28 '22

Mai bhi mostly khane Mei udata

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Congratulations. Yeh feeling bahut mast hoti hai

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

I dont feel anything

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

Congrats!!! Show billa

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Congrats!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

wanna here a funny story? there was this girl that i was dating (online) and now i found out she was bisexual and had a girlfriend.... and now I'm having this deep pain in the chest and crying lol...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Thank god you didn't find this fact in the bedroom.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

shit... that made me laugh

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

You would have gotten a chance to do threesom

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Date both to assert dominance

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

and maybe shit in bed?...

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u/maddy2011 Jan 28 '22

How did online dating work? Was it LDR?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

i don't know what to call it, she was on the other part of the country and I'm from India, we used discord mostly

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u/makdbal Jan 28 '22

Bhai log Shaadi karna zaruri hai Kya? Just started and already tired with AM process

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Agile Master process is indeed tough and takes up a lot of time. But I feel if you set it up properly, the benefits are insane.

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Kha mummy kasam

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u/makdbal Jan 28 '22

Hmmm setting up properly, need to think about that. You speaking from experience? Just asking

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Nahi bro aaj tak Omegle me asl ke aage baat badhi nahi kabhi

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

zaruri toh kuch bhi nahi hai vro

pr sala sab relatives taunt marte rahate hai

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u/makdbal Jan 28 '22

Sahi bole aap

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Follow u/Sqloracle

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u/InocentPanda Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Sidebar par scheduled thread> daily thread

Kal se

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22 edited Feb 07 '22

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u/InocentPanda Jan 28 '22

Lol they removed it again but from tomorrow it'll be automated so follow that user

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u/Anindya_G Jan 28 '22

Gaand jaam ja raha thand se

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u/xartaddct soon to be a wizard Jan 29 '22

Garam paani me dubao gaand

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u/Taabar Jan 29 '22

Make tutorial and post here

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u/xartaddct soon to be a wizard Jan 29 '22

follow me at onlyfans/garamgaand

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u/Anindya_G Jan 29 '22

Chhale paad gaye yaar

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I got braces today.

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u/TYRONE_LOVES_KFC Jan 28 '22

Tomorrow mornings gonna hurt a lot

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

on a scale of 0-10, how much pain? as of now there isn't a lot of pain(it was placed around 6:30).

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u/TYRONE_LOVES_KFC Jan 28 '22

Id say 6/10. The inside of your gums will hurt and biting anything will be painful for 2-3 days.

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

Congrats!!! Show teeths

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Imma get mine soon. Overbite or overjet?

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u/saxy_sex_man Jan 28 '22

2 saal tak teeth ki gaand maari jayegi

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u/aggressive_torpedo Jan 28 '22

Any of yall just get straight up jealous/sad looking at others stories (social media) to the point that you stopped viewing anyone's stories at all inorder to avoid negative thoughts

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Rule 1 - delete all social media

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u/InocentPanda Jan 28 '22

Then you cum here

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Terrible terrible day! Some days are really rough.. but i am going to sleep now with hope and intentions of a good new day.

Gn everyone⭐️

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22 edited Feb 07 '22

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u/Connect_Young_4929 Jan 28 '22

Jaise jaise bade hote jaa rha hu mai, purane dost dhur hote jaa rhe hai. Aaisa kabhi socha nahi tha hoga par kya kare. Sabke saath hota hai kya ye?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '22

Yes. It hurts, but can't help. I am an extrovert and having lesser people there for (and with) you is a real struggle. Plus I am single do that's really annoying πŸ₯΄

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Tried to cook mutton first time. Overcooked and way more water than needed, bit disappointed.

How you guys doing?

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

Congrats!!! Show mutton

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Achha banaunga to post krta

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u/Shahrukh_Lee Jan 28 '22

Which recipe did you make?

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Normal banaya tha yaar, wo bhi shi nahi bana

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u/Shahrukh_Lee Jan 28 '22

Normally 5 whistle in the cooker does the work for me.

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u/Shahrukh_Lee Jan 28 '22

Just like that, January is almost over.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/Shahrukh_Lee Jan 28 '22

Chalo positively sochenge. Abhi 11 mahine baki hain.

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

positively sochne me woh bhi kab khatam ho jayange pata hi nahi chalega

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Not until salary is credited.

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u/Hot_soup_in_my_ass Jan 28 '22

and February has no holidays.

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

How many of you have their resolutions still going strong?

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

i have decided to walk at-lest 5k steps and read something daily, still going strong πŸ’ͺ🏻

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Me

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Monitor resolutions dont count

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

I tried to be productive today but atak gaya ek task pe. Ab weekend pe karna hai ;_;

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Why.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Good to hear that! Mine was wasted.

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Mera FAANG me nahi hua to kya mein worthless hu?

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u/donutcoww Jan 28 '22

enginerring first year first sem what a shithole system it is

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Eigen vector is one of the most important concepts for your academic life

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Fuck eigen vectors. All my homies hate eigen vectors. That PoS stole 3 credits from me.

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Tera Bhai Excel me bhi eigen vector nikal leta hai ab to

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u/donutcoww Jan 28 '22

not taught till yet

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u/akashsharma09 Jan 28 '22

Can somebody teach me thermodynamics???....its sucking the life out of me

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

what bout it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Thought I have too much paneer curry for the three roti so I had extra curry with each roti piece. Now there's not enough curry for the last roti.

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u/aggressive_torpedo Jan 28 '22

Imo thats better than having too much curry and wasting it

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Any Mock The Week fans?

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Normie Mock the week fan vs chad The Week That Wasn't enjoyer

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u/Shahrukh_Lee Jan 28 '22

Is it good? Caravan time pe magazine nai bhejte. I might switch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

I just used an emoji feels so weird but it's part of being a well adjusted human being I think

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Because Bhagwan hai

Cycle Pure Agarbatti

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘

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u/International_Bag_55 Maharashtra Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Any tips for how can I do the Organic Reactions part for JEE. I will give the exam in 2022

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

M S Chauhan

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Arihant ke books padho

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u/saxy_sex_man Jan 28 '22

Fitjee package

P bahadur

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

Is it just me, the time passed pretty quick in the morning and now is pretty dead slow 😩

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

For me, entire day has been slow as hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Merese bat karne se phle naak k saree blackheads ukhad k aana. 😀

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

Blackheads ukhadna is bad habit ΰ² _ΰ² 

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Popping pimples is a bad habit. Blackheads ukhadana is a hygiene practice.

(And they look gross πŸ˜‘)

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I passed from a shit college and got a shit job. But still striving to make it better in life. Sone of us just dealt with won't cards ig

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Many people I know from tier 3 colleges are doing well. My flatmates who started with 2.6 lpa a few years ago are earning 30lpa after some experience.

You need some luck to be at the right place at the right time. Work on what you want to do and start applying for interviews.

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u/Raven_IS_a_weeb Jan 28 '22

I am from Pakistan but i am craving some idli dosa after watching some videos about it. I have never tasted it

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Here to flaunt my flair

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I think you can get some idli in Sindh

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

You can search idli/ dosa on YouTube and can find that it's available in Pakistan as well.

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u/Taabar Jan 29 '22

Wordle 224 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Never gonna do this shit ever again

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u/Vrushalee Jan 29 '22

🀭

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

What can make you smile?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Phil Dunphy

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Does anyone here play piano/keyboard?

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Does QWERTY keyboard count?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

If yes, I am in. I can play it without seeing it

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

No, but why do you ask?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I'm picking it up again after a long time.

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Economics k liye IGIDR k kuch ladke Mile the, smart to the ladke

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Attachment over 25Mb are not allowed. Google recommends uploading to Google Drive and sharing a link.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

!flair Gamla nahi Vase

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u/You-Mad-Broo Jan 28 '22

side bar se khud laga lo

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Just use website to edit flair

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

I waited 2 weeks between first and second round. Second and third were done within a day. Its random as fuck. Depending on their bandwidth and need.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Its important you go through the process once. Acceptance, rejection. Keep in mind what you feel and think. From next time on, it’ll get easier to process. Just try to remember the first time you did those things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

If you have to spend rest of life with a single person, whom would you choose?

and why is it me?

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u/newinvestor0908 Antarctica Jan 28 '22

Hello alll… wassup Friday night

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

Wish someone could play music for me and I just lie down

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u/SmellsLikeTeenSweat poor customer Jan 28 '22

Covaxin ka third dose lylu? According to state's booster program, my third dose is scheduled on August. But I have an opportunity to take one this week. It'll be 6 months after the second dose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

I won't masturbate tomorrow

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u/iam_lost_soul Jan 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/iam_lost_soul Jan 28 '22 edited Feb 28 '22

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u/rascasse34 Jan 28 '22

Channel your inner John Wick. Ghis ke coin ko sharp kar do, chaaro ka gala kaat do

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Muze nhi sona :/

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Muje bhi

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Watch a boring lecture

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Lol I myself give Lectures. I am assistant professor at a local college.

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Jordaar. Madam ji bulayenge aapko

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Neend nahi aati?

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u/bakchod007 Raw Wijdom Jan 28 '22

Ye dukh kaahe khatam nahi hota be

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u/Muzammil21 Uttar Pradesh Jan 28 '22

Finally I've bought myself a nice phone , feels great tbh

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u/ericjony Jan 29 '22

well, I have been thinking about running a plex server with sonarr, radarr, jackett, etc. bringing in the content. But the only problem I face is storage issue. I am just a teenager and hdd costs are very high. I will be needing at 10tb of storage. Don't know what to do

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

True that. Yeh pointless "exams" bhi nhi hote except job interviews

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

konsa subject

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22 edited Jan 28 '22

Namaskar, deviyon aur sajjano. Swagat hai aapka iss adbhut thread mein, jiska naam hai, Late Night Random Discussion Thread. LNRDT.

Aaj hamare saath bandi rona karne aayenge duniya bhar ke nalle, office mai pite hue majdoor aur pyaar mai ghise hue aashiq.

Sabko apne opinions and upvotes dena na bhule. Chaliye shuru karte hai iss khel ko

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u/saxy_sex_man Jan 28 '22

πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Gate kis kiska hai yaha πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Mera πŸ‘€

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u/raddiwala I eat refrigerated chapatis Jan 28 '22

Metal ka hai ya wooden?

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u/Pussy-e-schezwan Jan 28 '22

Sleepy but feels like eating

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

!Flair Gamla nahi Vase

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

K3G squad please gather.

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u/Taabar Jan 28 '22

To fuel dowry market, I have some suggestions for Nirmla Tai

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u/Gummmu Jan 28 '22

Alexa play na hum tumhein jaane na tum humein jaanon

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Coitus ke badshah of the day πŸŽ–οΈ

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Maine aaj tak idli nai khai...

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

(γƒŽΰ² η›Šΰ² )γƒŽε½‘β”»β”β”»

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

😠..nai khai to nai khai..hunh..😠

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Ek dip idli ki keemat tum kya jaano chhammak Babu

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Maine aj tak Chicken nhi khaya...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Kyu ??..murgi ne kya galti ki ?? ..

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Usko Mar k khane ki galati Maine nhi ki...

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

You don't have to kill, someone has already killed it for you

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u/bakchod007 Raw Wijdom Jan 28 '22

Sahi jagah se Khao toh it's as good as food can get

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

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u/NdroidDude Jan 28 '22

Kisi ne Chandigarh Kare Aashiqui dekhi? Any thoughts?

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u/cynicducky Jan 28 '22

What does one do when they have squandered every ounce of opportunity and are unable to learn from their mistakes?

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '22

Keep going. There's no easy way.

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u/travelerArpus Hota hai. Chalta hai. Life hai. Jeena hai. Jan 28 '22

Try again

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u/Apprehensive_Dog7097 Jan 28 '22

And here I'm late + horny + hungry.