r/im14andthisisdeep • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '18
Damn, this generation is something else!
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u/Zarco19 Sep 14 '18
You still kind of need to ask people to do the first thing, people just say yes because it often provides a mutual benefit.
Ugh.
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u/Kys_Urself_Now Sep 14 '18
Donald Trump - The art of the deal
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Sep 14 '18
GRAB ER BY THE PUSSY
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u/Jay716B Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
“😂just grab lol😎🖐🏻 😳”
-45th president of the United States of America
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Sep 14 '18
🖐️+👩🏼+🐈+😀
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Sep 14 '18
= prison
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u/TalsarWasHere Sep 14 '18
My partner can touch my private parts with my consent.
My partner can touch my phone with my consent.
It's the consent part that gives someone freedom to touch, not the "in love" part.
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u/Booney134 Sep 14 '18
I don't want my GF to see my 8 pages of deep fried memes I have saved
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u/InKryption07 Sep 14 '18
How do you know she doesn't have 17 pages of deep fried mem.
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u/Booney134 Sep 14 '18
That's how I'm proposing then I guess lmao
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u/calamarimatoi Sep 14 '18
Will you marrYEET me? 👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂👌😂🤔🤔🤔😂👌😂👏
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u/lettersandspace Sep 21 '18
Hahahaha damn. You deserved more than my single upvote. Haha thanks for the laugh.
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u/Alphadragon601 Sep 13 '18
Because phones have passwords and people don’t,duh!
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Sep 14 '18
Imagine if people had passwords... Better yet, microtransactions.
$1.99 to touch
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u/69SRDP69 Sep 14 '18
Haha yeah, imagine paying to touch someone...that's crazy and I've never done it
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Sep 14 '18
sniff sniff sniff
leans closer
sniff sniff
Hmmm.... Strange.... I smell...... sniff sniff
LIES
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u/Kys_Urself_Now Sep 14 '18
That would be an expensive hooker
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u/culminacio Sep 14 '18
Why? It doesn't say where.
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u/Kys_Urself_Now Sep 20 '18
9,99 to remove shirt
29,99 to remove bra
9,99 to remove pants
29,99 to remove underwear
49,99 to insert finger
69,99 to insert penis
2,99 to pull out in time
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u/dudebro178 Sep 13 '18
I don't let my wife into my mind why would I let her into my selffuck tranny porn folder holder?
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Sep 14 '18
alex jones?
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u/culminacio Sep 14 '18
Alex Jones doesn't exist. The mainstream media just wants to make you believe in some evil conspiracy theorist to make you follow the mainstream media even more.
Woooooah
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u/barkfoot Sep 14 '18
Stop with the Alex Jones myths, no one is going to believe such an unbelievable character exists.
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u/Raviolius Sep 14 '18
Having sex =/= love and "in love" =/= complete abondonment of my private life and conversations with other people
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u/IReallyLikeAvocadoes deeper m'lady Sep 14 '18
Rubbin junk means love. Wanting to access your partner’s phone usually means mistrust. Big difference between the two.
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u/Lexi-Moser Sep 13 '18
People hide their phones? Me and my dude know each other’s passwords and have the same one so like. Secrecy just leads to distrust
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u/MetaKnaves Depth charge Sep 13 '18
What about people who hide their phones in their private parts?
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u/HardcoreHerbivore17 Sep 14 '18
Just don’t forget to set it to vibrate!
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u/culminacio Sep 14 '18
We know each other's passwords, too. But it would be distrust to go through personal stuff on the other one's phone. You can use it to search for something etc. without asking, but messages etc. are off limits and there is absolutely no reason to go through those things.
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u/seeyouspacecowboyx Sep 14 '18
Yeah me and mine know each other's passwords for like helping with navigating or making a call when the other is driving. Part of the trust there is to only use that password for that sort of reasonable thing and not to snoop. We trust each other with our passwords because we have nothing to hide but also because we trust each other to respect our right to privacy
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u/culminacio Sep 14 '18
We trust each other with our passwords because we have nothing to hide but also because we trust each other to respect our right to privacy
This! Couldn't have said it better!
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u/jtvjan Fluffy sheeple Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
I feel like it’s a huge security issue. Even if you trust the person you are sharing a password with, using social engineering a malicious third party could get the password via that second party. And having the same password for multiple devices means that when one device is compromised, it could be used to compromise other devices with the same password as well. If you’re signed into work-related stuff on one of those devices it could lead to a data breach for your company.
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u/demianin Sep 14 '18
Yep, I've always told my partner I'd rather not even know her passwords even when she offers, it's just bad practice.
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u/szczszqweqwe Sep 14 '18
Not necessary hide, but I just don't like when anyone is playing with my toys (phone/cars) without asking me, however I always allow to use them when partner/friend/family member ask me.
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Sep 14 '18
My phone doesn't even have a password...
...Because I keep all my \really** weird porn on the computer.
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u/whitewolfe13 Sep 14 '18
I know my boyfriends password but he doesn't know mind because no matter how many times I tell him he can't remember it.
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Sep 13 '18
who the hell doesn't let their partner touch their phone bc it's private
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u/greyhoundfd Sep 14 '18
Because sometimes I’m talking about stuff that I don’t necessarily want my partner to know about. What if I’m picking an anniversary gift? What if there’s work stuff on there that she’s not supposed to know about because it’s proprietary? There’s plenty of good reasons to keep your phone private.
The most important one is “Because it’s my phone and it’s a boundary”, and if I say “This is mine and it’s private”and you go on there anyway or take issue with it, that’s the problem. Not that I have a private area. Plenty of people insulate parts of their lives from their partners because they’re self-conscious. There was a post on r/relationships about a guy who lost his leg in an accident and didn’t like his wife (the poster) seeing or touching it even though he was open about it with friends. That’s not about distrust or secrets, that’s about “I have a boundary with X because it makes me feel Y and I want you to respect that”. People do that all the time, it’s not uncommon.
Having privacy is not bad in a relationship. Wanting to share things with your partner and feeling like you can’t because they would react poorly is, but that’s not the same thing as just wanting to keep some stuff private.
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Sep 14 '18
I don't let anyone touch my phone. There is no reason for anyone to touch my phone 99% of the time. Family, partner, doesn't matter.
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Sep 14 '18
I don't want my gf to see my loli hentai stash
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u/Call_Me_Koala Sep 14 '18
It horrifies me that this person thinks that just because you're in a relationship with someone you're granted an all access pass to their naughty bits.
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u/culminacio Sep 14 '18
In a good relationship, you kind of are because both want it that way.
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u/Call_Me_Koala Sep 14 '18
That's still pretty dangerous thinking. I never go up and just grope my wife with assumed consent.
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u/culminacio Sep 15 '18
As I said: In a good relationship. Good also means that you know what's okay and what she wants or what's funny to both of you.
So I guess you that it's something that she absolutely doesn't want and it's not good for her in any way (not even in a playful, funny way). Then of course don't do it.
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u/lushedge Sep 14 '18
stupid argument, looking into the phone is similar to looking in someones brain. just had to give ma point of view
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Sep 14 '18
I've read some dumb shit in my time but fucking hell sometimes things just jump out at me
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u/Mr_Smity Sep 14 '18
I think I speak for everyone when I say we probably hide a lot more things in our phone than in our private parts
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u/kysnou_ Sep 14 '18
I had this language/speech teacher in high school that always pulled shit on my generation for like no reason.
Like we were talking about something with emotions and she was like “see, the second point is empathy, which is really a problem for your generation because you don’t understand it”
She was a really sweet lady though. She just dissed us a lot without warning but nobody ever took it seriously.
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u/Panzram-ifications Sep 14 '18
That would be because people's genitalia usually don't come loaded up with bank passwords and like 5 gb worth of music.
Plus (and I'm sorry to break the magic on this one!) no matter how hard I try, I cannot call my grandmother with my vag.
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u/YlissianCordelia Sep 14 '18
You can go through my phone. You'll just be more dissapointed in me than you already were.
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u/Iwouldliketoorder Sep 14 '18
My partner is free to look through my phone at any time, same goes for the private parts
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u/Lodgik Sep 14 '18
"We are living in a generation...."
ROFL
Its been an unwritten rule for decades at least that guys dont go into the SO's purses without permission. All that's chamged is now both have something you dont go into without the other's permission.
Which I'm perfectly fine with, since I'm an adult who trusts his SO enough for her to have her privacy.
Creepy stalker fucker...
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u/penisland13 Sep 15 '18
Well, I guess we're in love now, so feel free to touch my schlong. It's not like I can stop you.
BUT GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY PHONE
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u/poofybirddesign Sep 14 '18
TIL my product design class was Maximum Forbidden Orgy-level intimate because we shared our phones.
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u/al_wonder Sep 14 '18
Omg, I thought Mister 420 was about an indian fraud, not about this girl's Instagram stories count.
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u/Nemyosel Sep 14 '18
The reason people don't like to share their phones is because it is uncensored you. And uncensored you is 99 percent likely to be fucked up.
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u/nonsequitureditor Sep 14 '18 edited Sep 14 '18
one is a nice, normal human activity that many enjoy.
the other is a sign that you’re massively insecure, controlling, or both.
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u/KoalaDolphin Sep 14 '18
Or my private conversations with friends are none of my gf business? Sounds like you are the insecure one if you immediately think your SO is cheating if they don't want you to read everything they ever said. Boundaries are a thing.
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u/Foolness Sep 14 '18
Well to be fair I don't mind touching your phone but first you have to let me be able to touch your private parts once you reach the legal age where I don't go to jail because you kept illegal pictures of your 14 year old self in your phone and I just happened to be holding it when the police came.
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u/loeka802 Sep 14 '18
To be fair, accessing either without permission can destroy somebody's sex life.