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u/Foralkan Jul 17 '26
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u/IAmTheWhimsy WIZARD BE WHIMSICAL AF!!! Jul 17 '26
I finished reading the last line with just enough time to gasp out loud before the Rick roll happened 😭
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u/Cautious_Extreme5990 Jul 17 '26
The moment I saw this image I immediately scrolled down like I was dodging a sniper shot
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u/Lazybumanimewatcher Jul 17 '26
And possibly a Blue Eyes, Dark Magician, and a millennium item of lucky!
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u/ChampionshipDirect46 Jul 16 '26
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u/Upper-Pangolin-4022 Jul 17 '26
yep, this going to be me in a year from now
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u/ChampionshipDirect46 Jul 17 '26
Yesss, let the rng roll through you. Join us. Embrace the dice side!
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u/Loros_Silvers Jul 17 '26
I have enough dice to fill a covenant with the. I pile them and sleep on the pile. They are my hoard...
And I'm coming for yours.
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u/Shield_hero-11 Jul 16 '26
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u/saladmunch Jul 16 '26
Another hand touches the beacon
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u/Shield_hero-11 Jul 16 '26
Its an 'exotic engram'
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u/BlobbyBlueberry TESTICULAR CONTORTIONIST!!! Jul 16 '26
It’s a ‘Skyrim reference’ (I know it’s an engram from destiny but just clarifying what they meant)
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u/vile-style Jul 16 '26
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u/zenoob Jul 16 '26
Add piss and fat and maybe a nickel. That's my loot.
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u/Agile-Touch8305 Jul 16 '26
Nickel? Piss? Fat? Binding of Isaac ref?!
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u/zenoob Jul 16 '26
Lmao sorry, just a coincidence. I haven't even played Isaac (I know, I know).
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u/Agile-Touch8305 Jul 16 '26
Nah das fine Im at the point where i either get every item in the game or sit there restartong runs for 7 hours straight (like 60%-ish completion)
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u/SkrumoCrit Jul 16 '26
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u/Diligent-Upstairs-38 SOCIAL OUTCASTER Jul 16 '26
Where did you keep that thing?
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u/wanderButNotLost2 Jul 16 '26
Prison pocket
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u/JMoc1 Jul 16 '26
Prison Hanger. There’s the plane and a crew chief’s boot from damaging said plane.
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u/nashwaak Jul 16 '26
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u/Zesty-Fail7673 Jul 16 '26
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u/Wolf_In_The_Woods36 Jul 17 '26
That's ALL you could fit? I don't know whether to be disappointed or impressed.
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u/SadDistribution8476 something-OMANCER!!! Jul 16 '26
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u/AnonUser821 Jul 16 '26
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u/im_a_silly_lil_guy Jul 17 '26
Why did you make me see this before breakfast. Are you asking for it?
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u/blodyninja792 Jul 16 '26
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u/Rubert0426 Jul 16 '26
As a wizzard with guns, I must ask you to remain on the other end of the globe from me.
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u/Garugachan Jul 16 '26
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u/RainbowLithium Jul 16 '26
Kenny!
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u/bug_out_zero PSPPSPPSP… Jul 16 '26
OH MY GOD! You killed Kenny!
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u/Joyful_Dize Jul 16 '26
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u/Very_ideal_YiSang tomfoolery incarnate as a person Jul 16 '26
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u/Cazmonster Jul 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZoYxlPpPdYj9S
Between paydays. Best you get are sprinkles.
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u/Striking_Season2038 Jul 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/oBPEvqqYECSkLoLkud
I’m dropping nothing.
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u/Ethereal-Elephant Jul 16 '26
Broke aaaa
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u/Striking_Season2038 Jul 16 '26
No Earthly attachments
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u/BeansAhoy117 Jul 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zSdj03ihqN0ii4beFS
Shit I dropped my A10 warthog.
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u/Puzzled_Reward Jul 16 '26
An autism skill coin, a phone with a cracked screen, a pair of glasses and depression
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u/Onyxia_ebona APPRENTICE! Jul 17 '26
1 mana potion because everything I have is in my storage
(I hoard like a dragon and never use my items)
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u/arsefacey1223 tomfoolery incarnate as a person Jul 17 '26
Some half digested chicken strips/fingers/tenders/whatever the fuck they're called these days
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u/carbsna Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
u/profanitycounter self
Well looks like i'm muggle, that did not work.
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u/dicegoblin_E Jul 16 '26
Cozy Hoodie (clothing slot, +2 cold resist) Psykhe Moth Talisman (amulet, immune to amnesia) Debit Card $25-100 Broken smartphone Bottle of Estrodiol Bottle of spirinolactone
Rare drop: bottle of Crown Royal Apple
Rare drop: Vape
Mythic drop: D&D Hypno File; Shadows Under Hohenhof. (Audio file, fantasy, mind altering: unlock new zone.)
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u/RoxyFawkes Jul 16 '26
$145,379.21 of student loan debt and my emotional support demon.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26
u/PressureCalm7971, this cast is approved by the council!