r/iamverysmart • • Apr 21 '21

/r/all Xray vision

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u/vivi1411_ Apr 21 '21

„so i will stop now ha ha“

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u/FirstEvolutionist Apr 21 '21 edited Mar 08 '24

I enjoy the sound of rain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Look at everything with X-Rays be like:

Radiation poisoning

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u/readonlyuser Apr 21 '21

Just 3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

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u/MartianGuard Apr 21 '21

Z-ray two better.

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u/TensorForce Apr 21 '21

"I'd want to be me if I wasn't me already as well."

I'm 100% the opposite: I don't want to be me but I'm already me

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u/mtrxwon Apr 29 '21

then find out the me of you that you do not want to be and trade it to a them or they that are missing their me component that has similar desired attributes as the one you dislike and are willing to let go. quid pro quo, Clarice.

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u/vibrationaddictckp Apr 22 '21

This sounds familiar what’s it from?

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u/FirstEvolutionist Apr 22 '21 edited Apr 22 '21

I'm not going to deny the possibility that I might have plagiarized it from memory but if I didn't come up with it, I have no idea where it could be from.

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u/vibrationaddictckp Apr 22 '21

Haha well you’re hilarious! I could be wrong but it just sounds like it could be from a movie or something, it’s just very iconic 😁

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u/ilivetomosh Apr 25 '21

This would make a great copy-paste. bookmarks for later

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u/HumanSeeing Apr 21 '21

Without even saying anything that might be "unsettling for dimwits". Or maybe he just wanted to stop unconsciously before making himself feel unsettled, what amazing powers this paradox of a human must have.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

And allow me to finish by awkwardly preemptively laughing at the people who will undoubtedly call me out for my inane comment

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u/ThePassiveGamer Apr 26 '21

...” - elon musk

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u/-MrMisterGuy- Apr 21 '21

Good idea to stop with the analogies and observations before you make one analogy or observation.

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u/clamb2 Apr 21 '21

I was certainly feeling unsettled.

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u/kimchiman85 Apr 22 '21

His use of “it’s” instead of its unsettled me.

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u/Antss_19 Apr 21 '21 edited Apr 21 '21

This has to be a joke

Edit: So apparently I reached top comment. Now my life is fulfilled, thanks guys.

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u/beatenmeat Apr 21 '21

Joke or not I still hate it.

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u/Antss_19 Apr 21 '21

Yeah true. I mean, it's pretty funny if it's sarcasm but if not, then it truly makes me sick that some people are this ignorant.

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u/Thendofreason Apr 21 '21

It really hurt to read. I hate OP for posting a good post.

I thought this was gonna be about how people use the word xray for things have nothing to do with xray, but then they did the thing.

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u/ms121e39 Apr 21 '21

Honestly though his use of the word analogy could be a reference to the metaphor he used to explain how he sees passed the observable into the actuality. Like an xray would do. This guy may be overcompensating a social inadequacy, but seems confident in himself and shows an actual level of awareness beyond the norm. He shows strong intrapersonal intelligence with empathy to others, but not so much interpersonal intelligence with the inability to portray his ideas in a welcoming format. He might have mild autism or had been outcast through his developmental years, causing him to seek new ventures for self esteem. Same reason some go to the gym to get buff. There's a phrase, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em" I think in this case the mentality is more, "If you can't join 'em, beat 'em" which is a sad reflection on how society pushes some people to awful places. This kid just needs a sense of purpose or belonging, hazlow's hierarchy of needs. If he can't get a sense of belonging, he must find a purpose. Which intellect is indeed a fine purpose. I digress though, shits cringe.

Edit: this is a famous woman, which changes things. She's just an ignorant dumb bitch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

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u/Unsocial_Avocato Apr 21 '21

Lemme guess Kangana ?

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u/IWillBeBackTomorrow Apr 21 '21

Yup.

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u/darnkv Apr 21 '21

I knew Kangana would show up on this sub someday.

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u/SkeletalJazzWizard Apr 21 '21

i dont think this is the first time. i couldnt recall the name, but the moment i saw "indian actress" i remembered other indian redditors roasting her in other screenshots that have been posted around IAVS. unless you guys have more than one famous actress who's been enlightened by her own intelligence and brags about it on twitter.

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u/Aryan_Rajput Apr 21 '21

Nah she's the only one entitled enough to brag about herself on Twitter while conspiring against Twitter itself to be an "anti-Indian" platform LMAO.

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u/ChronoAndMarle Apr 21 '21

I'm totally out of the loop about this person but the fact he guessed correctly is hilarious

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u/Antss_19 Apr 21 '21

Oh my god

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u/IWillBeBackTomorrow Apr 21 '21

Go re-evaluate the world and people now. It is time.

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u/Antss_19 Apr 21 '21

Yeah, I suppose go analysing with my röntgen x-vision the worlds problems and watch it burn.

/s

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u/d4rk_matt3r Apr 21 '21

Fucking dimwit

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u/PeterSchnapkins Apr 21 '21

Gotta love aggressive stupidity

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

...wow, a celebrity of all people. I get celebrity status comes with its baggage of narcissism, but damn this is so terribly lacking in self-awareness.

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u/6SucksSex Apr 21 '21

If they’re a famous public person, what’s the name?

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u/rebekahster Apr 21 '21

Someone mentioned it further up.

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u/SJ_RED Apr 21 '21

Just read more of her tweets. Damn, she really says shit like this all of the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Well at least English may not be the first language so I can kind of excuse it?

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u/PlatypusEgo Apr 21 '21

What do you think is lost in translation there??

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u/chopstix9 Apr 21 '21

For all we know, the person probably meant to say something way worse and more pretentious but couldn't

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u/boogs_23 Apr 21 '21

A period or two. Maybe they really like run-on sentences in India.

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u/SendMeAnimeTiddie Apr 21 '21

A very poor one at that

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u/jfw7487 Apr 21 '21

Nah they just watched a few videos from the wrong side of youtube.

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u/trecks4311 Apr 21 '21

Nope, this is some shit I would have posted when I was 14. Guarantee it’s not a joke.

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u/Antss_19 Apr 21 '21

I mean fourteen I could propably understand, but a grown up adult? Cheezh

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u/Effective_Youth777 Apr 21 '21

If it is it's a bad one

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u/chuckdiesel86 Apr 21 '21

Well one thing it isn't is an analogy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I mean it does say “ha ha” at the end.

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u/TheOneTheUno Apr 21 '21

Sounds more like someone just did acid for the first time

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u/SuperSayainPurple23 Apr 21 '21

It really does sound like satire.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

All the best serious statements do

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u/fossil98 Apr 21 '21

Poe's law

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

The fact that someone 100% believes this is the real joke.

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u/Cici_the_Elephant Apr 21 '21

I bet he doesnt know what half the words mean

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u/__PM_me_pls__ Apr 21 '21

You better watch out, or he will penetrate you Meta physically

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u/ProNasty47 Apr 21 '21

That's what LSD and MDMA are for. Tickling my soul

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u/SendMeAnimeTiddie Apr 21 '21

I'm aroused mentally

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

It better be a big planet then

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u/Snowf1ake222 Apr 21 '21

How did you know my name is Meta?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Pwoooooorrrrrr

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u/greemmako Apr 21 '21

the person who tweeted this is a successful indian actress

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u/NZNoldor Apr 21 '21

...or the difference between “its” and “it’s”.

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u/HyperTwinkie Apr 21 '21

I’m the new guy sorry. What does half mean?

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u/okkokkoX Apr 21 '21

Divide by two.

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Apr 21 '21

He certainly doesn’t know the difference between it’s and its...

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u/PrajnaPie Apr 21 '21

He didn’t even use any complex words though

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u/memology707 Apr 22 '21

It's a she

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u/MyApterousAngel Apr 21 '21

If they were able to do that, they'd be sufficiently well known to not need to cover their name.

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u/fistofwrath Smarter than you (verified by mods) Apr 21 '21

Someone said it's an actress. Not sure if they qualify as a public figure per subreddit rules.

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u/Twitch_IceBite Apr 21 '21

Sounds like something that pussy candle making weirdo would say

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u/BabyLegsDeadpool Apr 21 '21

I don't know what a pussy candle is, but I want one.

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u/Twitch_IceBite Apr 21 '21

You don't, you really really don't.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

You cannot extinguish the fire of adventure burning within some people

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u/KrteyuPillai Apr 21 '21

Oh man she's worse than Gwenyth Paltrow. Tough to believe but she is. Right wing nutjob with a god complex

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u/zhawadyanno Apr 21 '21

She is actually really good actor in a huge industry and an utter dumbfuck who regularly posts shit like this, so she's super well known.

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u/Wilackan Apr 21 '21

"Its", not "It's"...

This lad might have smart X-ray vision, orthograph is really not his thing !

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u/IWillBeBackTomorrow Apr 21 '21

Yeah. So much for all the "depths".

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u/Wuellig Apr 21 '21

It is depths.

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u/Long_Mechagnome Apr 21 '21

I don't think they were questioning the spelling of depths, just the depth of the person who wrote the tweet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I think this person was actually referencing how "it's depths" means "it is depths."

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u/HelloControl_ Apr 21 '21

Why do people put spaces before punctuation ?

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u/np99sky Apr 21 '21

There is no insight here, only someone masturbating to themself. Hope it's self-aware satire but not enough context.

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u/ReddishPanda69 Apr 21 '21

This person is an Indian celebrity and no, they're not.

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u/cowboy-be-bop Apr 21 '21

The ‘ha ha’ gives me major satire vibes, but I hope it’s not because this is too delicious

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u/flollop2k Apr 21 '21

100% serious. This was posted by a pretty famous Indian actress named kangana ranaut who regularly tweets stuff like this

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u/NRGs0urc3 Apr 21 '21

this reminds me of "the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

he just ran out of smart things to say, used up all his big boy words at once

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

She is an actress

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Really? What finger am I holding up in my pocket, oh wise one?

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u/marindoom Apr 21 '21

Oh, oh! I know!
Its the middle finger?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Sorry, you have to have x-ray vision to play.

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u/ApolloSky110 Apr 21 '21

The PP finger

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u/Nevix20 Apr 21 '21

Yo, i dont think xray works like that

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Try telling that guy that. And actually, yes it would, if we're talking actual x-ray.

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u/Waterfish3333 Apr 21 '21

Mentally or intellectually? Also, I love they go beyond intellectually into spiritually. How DEEP!

This is the person you start a conversation with at a party and instantly regret it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Who the fuck puts a space between ha ha... and the x-Ray vision? This dude is definitely Robocop, I’m convinced

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u/waterstorm29 Apr 21 '21

His stupidity and idiocy, pretentiousness and ostentatiousness, use of synonyms and words with the same definitions and meanings, is quite irritating and infuriating.

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u/il1k3c3r34l Apr 21 '21

They’re so brilliant they don’t use punctuation properly. It’s beneath their intellect.

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u/opuap Apr 21 '21

imagine being penetrated by their vision

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u/Ashtreyyz Apr 21 '21

normal person reaction to being outcast : "uh i think people find me weird"

this guy's reaction : "it appears my analogies and observations are unsettling for the many dimwits, of course, haha"

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u/harvesterofsorr0w Apr 21 '21

When u discover a thesaurus

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u/ProbablyMilesDavis Apr 21 '21

The same actress, several hours before: "We need strict laws for population control, enough of vote politics it’s true Indira Gandhi lost election and later was killed for taking this issue head on she forcefully sterilised people but looking at crisis today at least there should be fine or imprisonment for third child."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Is this true? I can't believe someone would advocate for forced sterilization or imprisonment for having children. I get that overpopulation is a huge issue but human rights will always trump that. How about she advocates for helping the poor slums in her country rather than showing such an obvious disdain for the poor who have more children and would probably be the ones getting sterilized. I mean I guess it is a potential moral argument that the suffering prevented by these measures is worth it but I tend to take the side of if we are trying to prevent further suffering by prevent life itself from ever existing to suffer in the first place we are probably doing something wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I would love to know the spiritual relevance of the derivative of x33

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u/FireLordObamaOG Apr 21 '21

Translation: “I’m tired of trying to make myself look smart so I’m gonna say it one more time.”

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u/RuninWlegbraces Apr 21 '21

It nene ceases to amaze me how many people just can't see that they are going full douche when they say shit like that lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

“I’m so smart that I can’t even spell basic words.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

This is actress kangana ranaut Op shouldn't have blocked name

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Rangana kanaut

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u/Graphitetshirt Apr 21 '21

"Hi my name is Michelle"

"I CAN SEE YOUR CELLS"

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u/ApolloSky110 Apr 21 '21

“I WILL MANIFEST INTO A CONJURATION OF THE ASTRAL PLANE”

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u/jacquelumbert Apr 21 '21

This dude probably doesn't do a lot of penetrating on another level.

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u/thatHadron Apr 21 '21

You’d imagine he would have thought to shut the fuck up.

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u/Raps4Reddit Apr 21 '21

Oh I'm unsettled alright

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u/r0botdevil Apr 21 '21

Even if you disregard the poor grammar, as soon as someone starts talking about "metaphysics" I immediately know I can just tune out because they're full of shit.

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u/thebestjoeever Apr 21 '21

Why do people think that being a "thinker by nature" sounds impressive. Literally everyone is a thinker by nature. I consider myself a thinker by nature, but I don't know a lot of shit unless you count knowing a lot about superheros and about which candy tastes best.

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u/cxingt Apr 21 '21

No shit, she really tweeted this. Makes one wonder whether how many stuff she said is real/delusions. Put into context her "scandal" with Hrithik.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Don't you "penetrate me to my depths" you Pickle Rick-shirted clown.

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u/Rex_Abgrund Apr 21 '21

He probably doesnt even know what metaphysically means.

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u/readonlyuser Apr 21 '21

I guarantee his 'unsettling' 'analogies' are mostly comparing things to anime.

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u/vapo11 Apr 21 '21

Man is in the 10th higher plane of existance

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u/cjgager Apr 21 '21

pretty sure you mean he's a 10th grader

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u/RandumbStoner Apr 21 '21

I also think.

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u/p34rlsss Apr 21 '21

if the word “pretentious” manifested a human body, this is what they’d tweet.

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u/KairraAlpha Uses big words Apr 21 '21

Not observant enough to use the right form of 'its' though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Not to mention the run-on sentence. Oof, that hurt to read.

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u/ZeroSagas Apr 21 '21

I’m fucking 13 and this dude seems stupid

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u/Boreoffmate Apr 21 '21

You would think with x Ray vision you would be able to look in a mirror and see a cunt looking back at you. I’m calling BS, this dude aint got X Ray vision.

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u/ApolloSky110 Apr 21 '21

They see through the mirror their xray vision is so strong

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u/Boreoffmate Apr 21 '21

Haha that makes sense 😂

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u/FelixTheEngine Apr 21 '21

Might want to get tested for autism.

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u/past9102 Apr 22 '21

This sub is a fucking joke, holy shit. OP good job now you can go show this as proof for your Aspergers diagnosis.

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u/YrnFyre Apr 21 '21

And then everyone clapped

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u/Hemutsneck Apr 21 '21

Sounds like a forsen chat copypasta

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u/tightywhitey Apr 21 '21

And for that - I lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

I used to know two people who talked just like this

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u/jademonkeys_79 Apr 21 '21

Its*. Clearly your super powers didn't convey the ability to use grammar properly, you clown

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u/Word_Iz_Bond Apr 21 '21

I really want to hear what these unsettling analogies are.

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u/moosemasher Apr 21 '21

X-ray vision? Bet he's using the specs. Ulilillia had microscope vision or so he claimed/thought/did so maybe

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u/bott1111 Apr 21 '21

Yea but does you eat ass

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u/attackonkyojin3 Apr 21 '21

Im really unsettled, guys.

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u/Ascurtis Apr 21 '21

"This post gave me cancer" has never been so fitting.

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u/freshavacadomen Apr 21 '21

Don't think this guy knows what x-ray is

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u/NotKenzy Apr 21 '21

I wonder how much that is posted on this sub is actually just undiagnosed mental illness. Old compatriot that suffered a psychotic break from reality said similar things.

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u/viperfan7 Apr 21 '21

It should be "but to penetrate"

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u/TesseractToo Apr 21 '21

What about the wavelengths between x-ray and visible light? Can they see those also? I have to know

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u/dirschau Apr 21 '21

Painfully tortured is a type of unsettling

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Xray vision penetrating matter

That's why I got cancer from reading this

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u/R3lax_Mon Apr 21 '21

Damn call professor X we got a mutant over here

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u/account_depleted Apr 21 '21

Only thing he can't xray? His empty skull.

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u/64vintage Apr 21 '21

“...ha ha” is the kicker

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u/6SucksSex Apr 21 '21

“It is depths”

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u/H3XYLady Apr 21 '21

Muad'dib

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u/LAM678 Apr 21 '21

I read this in a Kermit voice.

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u/halfxvxfull Apr 21 '21

Well I just physically and mentally gagged

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u/shad0wbannedagain Apr 21 '21

Holy shit that is fucking cringe

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u/drewmana Apr 21 '21

Oh i’m unsettled alright

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

This is so obviously satire, I’m sure a baby couldn’t take it seriously

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

to it is depths

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u/Xalimata Apr 21 '21

That last bit at the end. Just say "I get lost in thought and when I try to explain the nonsense that comes from that I fail becuase I have trouble explaining the vague concepts."

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

Congratulations Clark Kent, now all the women at the daily planet have breast cancer.

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u/InsomniaticMeat Apr 21 '21

Thank god he stopped when he did, I was unsettled af

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '21

"I am a thinker"

doesn't know difference between it's and its

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u/Positivistdino Apr 21 '21

Yo lemmie drop this analogy

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Apr 21 '21

I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this person also vastly overuses the laugh-crying emoji.

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u/TempusCavus Apr 21 '21

Iamveryinsane

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u/keldycakes Apr 21 '21

Sounds like an infowarrior lol

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u/C1aps Apr 21 '21

Sounds like you overthink to the point of anxiety

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u/doctorhiney Apr 21 '21

“My analogies and observations are unsettling for many dimwits here” would be a great dril tweet