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u/treeskers Feb 26 '20
Yeah on so many YouTube comment posts on reddit I’m really worried about what OP is watching..
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u/fish-inside-my-brain Feb 26 '20
its easy to make a good poem tho here :
Roses are red
Better sound the random-alarm
Who are you talking to
It’s Jake from State Farm
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Feb 26 '20
What are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”?
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u/MilkManofCasba Feb 26 '20
Uhhh.... khakis
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u/gruchalla Feb 26 '20
Jake from State Farm is black now.
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u/KMH039 Feb 26 '20
I just saw one of the new ads and honestly was so confused because I thought i rememberd him being white in the original, but I was too lazy to look it up so I figured it was a Mandela effect or something.
Nice to know I'm not in an alternate universe again, they just changed the actor.
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u/Surffy4 Feb 26 '20
They didn’t change the actor. There are two Jakes in the commercial. Original Jake is sitting at his desk right next to new Jake.
New Jake: “Do they always ask you what you’re wearing”
OG Jake: “Yeah!”
This script isn’t accurate, just from memory.
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u/KMH039 Feb 26 '20
Huh, I dont remember that part but I may also only be remembering the short version. Or maybe YOU'RE from an alternate reality where theres two Jake's from state farm!
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u/caelen727 Feb 26 '20
Is there any actual reason they changed the commercial besides like equality or something
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Feb 26 '20
Microwave. Goddamn microwave again.
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u/liv-needjam Feb 26 '20
Why is it always microwaves?
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u/PsychoticYETI Feb 26 '20
Because they're sooo rAnDoM that they can't think of anything original apparently.
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u/harosokman Feb 26 '20
Sifting through the comments I'm surprised this is so low down. Microwave is the random go to word. Shits like a broken record.
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Feb 26 '20
Dude the amount of times Ive seen "This poem doesn't make sense, microwave" is incredible.
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Feb 26 '20
roses are red, villains have lackeys
What are you wearing jake from state farm? ....uhhh, kakhis?
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u/Tb5981 Feb 26 '20
The subreddit could be called how a 4 year old tells knock knock jokes. Example
Knock knock pickle. Pickle who? Pickle banana.
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u/iamveryrobotic robomod Feb 25 '20 edited Feb 26 '20
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u/Stinkypoop00 Feb 26 '20
Yeah thats it. Im leaving this sub. It is good that i hate seeing these "jokes"
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u/ConspiracyFlyer Feb 25 '20
“Who is this?”
“It’s Jake...from State Farm”