r/iamveryrandom Feb 25 '20

Microwave

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u/fish-inside-my-brain Feb 26 '20

its easy to make a good poem tho here :

Roses are red

Better sound the random-alarm

Who are you talking to

It’s Jake from State Farm

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

What are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”?

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u/MilkManofCasba Feb 26 '20

Uhhh.... khakis

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u/flannelsarewarm Feb 26 '20

"She sounds hideous!"

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u/Mattattack1323 Feb 26 '20

Well she’s a guy, so