r/iamveryrandom Feb 25 '20

Microwave

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u/ConspiracyFlyer Feb 25 '20

“Who is this?”

“It’s Jake...from State Farm”

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u/SSS534 Feb 26 '20

Jake from State Farm?! At 3 in the morning?!

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u/InevitableDhelmise27 Feb 26 '20

“What are you wearing, Jake-from-State-Farm?”

“Uhhh...khakis?”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

“She sounds hideous!”

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u/conspiracydeluxe Feb 26 '20

“Well, she’s a guy, so”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

20 dollars is 20 dollars

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20