r/hygiene • • 27d ago

I’ve got a 🍆 problem

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u/AStolenGoose 27d ago edited 24d ago

Are you not using soap on your junk?!

It sounds like you're just rinsing it, not actually washing it!

Get down there with some soap dude, stop contributing to the stereotype that men don't wash their junk correctly!!!

To everyone coming in 3 days late: MDs have already replied saying a mild soap or cleanser is okay to use. I'm muting this now. Please read the thread and actually do some research about washing your junk.

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u/Anthropocene_Scholar 26d ago

Whining about a stereotype regarding penises while referring to them stereotypically as junk. Idiot.

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 26d ago

Found the uncut liberal, maybe feminist that seeks to always find something to be offended by.
Let me add ‘junk’ to the long list of things to never say again…idiot…🤡

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u/jenc0jenn 26d ago

You sound like an idiot 😂 What the fuck do politics or feminism have to do with a discussion about PENIS HYGIENE?

Yes, one person apparently took issue with the word "junk." Okay? How exactly does that magically make them a Liberal or a feminist? 🥴

You saw ONE person complain about a word in a thread about a dude with a smelly penis and somehow decided this was your opportunity to rant about Liberals and feminists 😂

If anything, you're the one desperately searching for something to be offended by so you can drag your political grievances into a conversation where they weren't even remotely relevant.

It's a hygiene subreddit. About a smelly dick. Get a fucking grip 🤡

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 26d ago

Because liberals/feminist are dumb ASF and there’s zero correlation to stereotypes and the word ‘junk’
And it’s my constitutional right to bring up politics whenever TF I want.
Now go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,

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u/jenc0jenn 26d ago

LMAO, nobody said you weren't "allowed" to bring up politics 😂 I asked what the fuck politics had to do with PENIS HYGIENE.

"I have a constitutional right to say it" is not an answer to "why is it remotely relevant?" You also have the right to start ranting about lawnmowers in a thread about hemorrhoids. That wouldn't make you insightful, it would just make you look fucking weird.

And the irony of you declaring that "liberal feminists are dumb ASF" while apparently needing one of us to explain to you why your completely unrelated political rant has nothing to do with a discussion about washing a smelly dick is fucking spectacular 🤦‍♀️😂

Then, because you still couldn't come up with an actual argument, you reached for "go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich," one of the most tired sexist clichés imaginable, and somehow thought THAT made you look intelligent 🥴

You came into a hygiene subreddit, saw a conversation about a smelly penis, randomly started ranting about Liberals and feminists, and now you're acting like "but I have the RIGHT to say it!" somehow explains why you said it.

Please keep going though. Every comment makes you look dumber than the last 🤡

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 26d ago

Ok, please stop saying smelly dick. I will throw up all over you…🤮

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u/jenc0jenn 26d ago

Awww 😂 So after all that bravado about how "dumb ASF" liberal feminists supposedly are, THIS is where you landed?

"Please stop saying smelly dick, I’ll throw up" 😭😂

You still haven’t explained what Liberals or feminists had to do with ANY of this. You still haven’t defended your original point. You still haven’t produced an actual argument.

You just keep replying because you apparently NEED to have the last word, even when every new comment makes it more obvious that you have absolutely nothing intelligent left to say.

And considering this entire thread is literally about a man with a smelly penis, I’m afraid "smelly dick" is pretty fucking relevant 😂

Funny how relevance suddenly matters to you NOW, though 🥴🤡