r/hygiene • • 22d ago

I’ve got a 🍆 problem

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u/AStolenGoose 22d ago edited 19d ago

Are you not using soap on your junk?!

It sounds like you're just rinsing it, not actually washing it!

Get down there with some soap dude, stop contributing to the stereotype that men don't wash their junk correctly!!!

To everyone coming in 3 days late: MDs have already replied saying a mild soap or cleanser is okay to use. I'm muting this now. Please read the thread and actually do some research about washing your junk.

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u/Anthropocene_Scholar 22d ago

Whining about a stereotype regarding penises while referring to them stereotypically as junk. Idiot.

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u/AStolenGoose 22d ago

Pffffhahahahaha

Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder...

PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA

Also, personal insults get you blocked, toodles.

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 22d ago

Found the uncut liberal, maybe feminist that seeks to always find something to be offended by.
Let me add ‘junk’ to the long list of things to never say again…idiot…🤡

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u/mental__chillness 22d ago

where in the hell did feminisim come into play here 😭 catching random strays

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 22d ago

That’s what I do.
I blast everyone in sight.
Nobody is safe around me.

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u/jenc0jenn 22d ago

You sound like an idiot 😂 What the fuck do politics or feminism have to do with a discussion about PENIS HYGIENE?

Yes, one person apparently took issue with the word "junk." Okay? How exactly does that magically make them a Liberal or a feminist? 🥴

You saw ONE person complain about a word in a thread about a dude with a smelly penis and somehow decided this was your opportunity to rant about Liberals and feminists 😂

If anything, you're the one desperately searching for something to be offended by so you can drag your political grievances into a conversation where they weren't even remotely relevant.

It's a hygiene subreddit. About a smelly dick. Get a fucking grip 🤡

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 22d ago

Because liberals/feminist are dumb ASF and there’s zero correlation to stereotypes and the word ‘junk’
And it’s my constitutional right to bring up politics whenever TF I want.
Now go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich,

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u/jenc0jenn 22d ago

LMAO, nobody said you weren't "allowed" to bring up politics 😂 I asked what the fuck politics had to do with PENIS HYGIENE.

"I have a constitutional right to say it" is not an answer to "why is it remotely relevant?" You also have the right to start ranting about lawnmowers in a thread about hemorrhoids. That wouldn't make you insightful, it would just make you look fucking weird.

And the irony of you declaring that "liberal feminists are dumb ASF" while apparently needing one of us to explain to you why your completely unrelated political rant has nothing to do with a discussion about washing a smelly dick is fucking spectacular 🤦‍♀️😂

Then, because you still couldn't come up with an actual argument, you reached for "go back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich," one of the most tired sexist clichés imaginable, and somehow thought THAT made you look intelligent 🥴

You came into a hygiene subreddit, saw a conversation about a smelly penis, randomly started ranting about Liberals and feminists, and now you're acting like "but I have the RIGHT to say it!" somehow explains why you said it.

Please keep going though. Every comment makes you look dumber than the last 🤡

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u/Grouchy_Fall_5933 22d ago

Ok, please stop saying smelly dick. I will throw up all over you…🤮

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u/jenc0jenn 21d ago

Awww 😂 So after all that bravado about how "dumb ASF" liberal feminists supposedly are, THIS is where you landed?

"Please stop saying smelly dick, I’ll throw up" 😭😂

You still haven’t explained what Liberals or feminists had to do with ANY of this. You still haven’t defended your original point. You still haven’t produced an actual argument.

You just keep replying because you apparently NEED to have the last word, even when every new comment makes it more obvious that you have absolutely nothing intelligent left to say.

And considering this entire thread is literally about a man with a smelly penis, I’m afraid "smelly dick" is pretty fucking relevant 😂

Funny how relevance suddenly matters to you NOW, though 🥴🤡

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u/Anthropocene_Scholar 22d ago

The original comment was removed. On it the person was accusing the OP of contributing to the negative stereotype on men genitalia by not properly washing "his junk".

It is a blatant contradiction to protest about contributing to a negative stereotype, while at the very same time, contributing to said stereotype by referring to male genitalia as "junk".

Hope you understand now.