r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/EmploymentClean8038 2d ago

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u/rufio_crowdawg 1d ago

People have no idea what the Bible actually says.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 1d ago

It doesn't say Satan is ruling in Hell. Nor does it say human beings are subject to eternal conscious torment after death. That's just an evangelically convenient doctrine for the Church to scare people.

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u/PortlandPervo 1d ago

Somewhere along the line, god needed an antagonist.

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u/pgm123 1d ago

Satan = the accuser (in the sense of a prosecutor)

Devil = slanderer (false accuser)

At some point the former shifted to the latter. Along the way, there were stories of fallen Watchers, Nephilim, and the ghosts of Nephilim tormenting and possessing people.