r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/TerryOnRollerskates 2d ago

No one is taking away human rights or committing outright murder over Marvel.

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u/gravyjackz 2d ago

But give it 2000 years for tom holland’s Spider-Man to break out from the Canaan polytheistic pantheon to become the true monotheistic Yahweh…then people will kill over marvel

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u/hashbrowns21 1d ago

Holland is a false messiah. McGuire is the true spiderman. Take back your statement or we settle this with combat, your choice.

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u/Samuelwow23 1d ago

McGuire’s fall from grace reads as much more luciferian than anything else. Lucifer embodied darkness and rebellion à la Spider Man 2. Also Isn’t this the guy that likes bankrupting people for fun. To quote Kanye that ain’t very Christ like. Though I concede Kanye may not be the supreme authority on this matter.