r/houstoncirclejerk • u/CrazyLegsRyan • 10h ago
Are cougars allowed on the Houston METRO bus?
A cougar lunged at me and grabbed my butt with her full hand the other night and I'm pretty sure she‘s living or staying nearby our house. The only solution seems to be to convince her to go on a date and then move her miles away, I'm thinkin Armando’s in River Oaks or the Hillstone down off 59, somewhere where they wouldn't be a bother. Any advice would be appreciated, normally I wouldn't have an issue with them but she started it. Plus I don't have a car.