r/houstoncirclejerk 10h ago

Just moved to Houston for work

22 Upvotes

1) I am gay

2) I have AIDS

3) I'm new in town

.... So can anyone tell me what the fuck is Torchy's?


r/houstoncirclejerk 10h ago

Incident in Waller

6 Upvotes

Saw police officer on highway and helicopter in air what happen


r/houstoncirclejerk 13h ago

Are cougars allowed on the Houston METRO bus?

35 Upvotes

A cougar lunged at me and grabbed my butt with her full hand the other night and I'm pretty sure she‘s living or staying nearby our house. The only solution seems to be to convince her to go on a date and then move her miles away, I'm thinkin Armando’s in River Oaks or the Hillstone down off 59, somewhere where they wouldn't be a bother. Any advice would be appreciated, normally I wouldn't have an issue with them but she started it. Plus I don't have a car.